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#523251 - 06/28/11 09:25 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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#523253 - 06/28/11 09:31 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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For the record, this superhero is Video Boy. I'm not kidding.


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#523254 - 06/28/11 09:33 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Fiend Offline
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Hang yourself, Brandon. No one will miss you.
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#523255 - 06/28/11 09:35 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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How much does it bother you that you can't make a noose out of your own penis?


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#523256 - 06/28/11 09:36 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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#523257 - 06/28/11 09:44 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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You...Huomo.....UOMO! I made this for you. You are not funny so it's time to give up.


Fiend, see you in six months, dude....


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#523258 - 06/28/11 09:48 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Brandon, kill yourself. No one likes you. No one respects you. No one would piss on you if you were on fire.
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#523259 - 06/28/11 10:49 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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You're not my audience BI. You're a prop.

At best I was hoping to irritate you, not be your jester.
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#523261 - 06/28/11 11:26 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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P-p-p-lease, d-dont' stop! Dance, monkey, dance!



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#523270 - 06/29/11 06:31 AM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Brandon_Iron]
the unknown pervert Offline
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
Thanks a Lot! Are you comparing my sets to death camps? That's Terezin! I mean, terrible!


No, some people were able to convince themselves that the death camps never existed.
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#523271 - 06/29/11 07:08 AM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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What death camps?
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#523275 - 06/29/11 07:42 AM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Jerkules Offline
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I'd bet my 35gb of Sex and Submission against all 500 scenes on Brandon's site (that's like 20-1 odds from where I sit) that Super Herp won't be tainting any women on our sacred soil for a long time, if ever. I'd put the over/under at 2 years, and I believe if it goes that long, Bitch Tits will never return.
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#523286 - 06/29/11 10:17 AM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: paperchase
Brandon, now that New York has approved gay marriage, will you be going gay for pay to sort out your visa problems?


No, I'm doing the pay for no work model. Basically, I wait for checks to arrive on past monumental achievements. I see where your priorities are and hope you are successful in renaming Broadway to Manway. Reach for the stars.

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#523287 - 06/29/11 10:18 AM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I'd bet my 35gb of Sex and Submission against all 500 scenes on Brandon's site (that's like 20-1 odds from where I sit) that Super Herp won't be tainting any women on our sacred soil for a long time, if ever. I'd put the over/under at 2 years, and I believe if it goes that long, Bitch Tits will never return.


Be honest. Your favorite Sex and Submission scene is Savannah Stern et moi.

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#523290 - 06/29/11 11:35 AM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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My favorite LoadMyMouth has you in it.

What are the odds of that?
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#523292 - 06/29/11 12:00 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Brandon_Iron]
TRPWL Offline
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
P-p-p-lease, d-dont' stop! Dance, monkey, dance!



Imagine That..Donkeys favorite saying just popped out of your mouth.....


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#523321 - 06/29/11 07:28 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Jerkules Offline
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Nah, there is a Christmas one that was pretty good. Starts out 2 broads, in chains, polishing dildos and butt plugs, then some mope comes in and puts em through the ringer. Don't know if it's my fave, but it's the one that stands out at the moment.

Most fun on Brandon's site is when you see a chick w/ 2 scenes on there, trying to figure out what drug she's addicted to that forced her back.
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#523322 - 06/29/11 07:36 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Mark Felt Offline
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Nah, nah, nah. This is not turning into the "What's your favorite BI scene." (Unless you've got footage of his allocution.)


Brandon, which mope was in the car with you when you got pulled over? I've forgotten.

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#523323 - 06/29/11 07:49 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Jerkules Offline
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OH OH OOOOOH, shit gettin real Mr Bitch Tits. Witty come back or block/repress/deny? Cause we know reality isn't something you like to deal with.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

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#523324 - 06/29/11 07:55 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Jerkules]
Mark Felt Offline
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Registered: 03/21/08
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Loc: 1401 Wilson Boulevard, Rosslyn
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
OH OH OOOOOH, shit gettin real Mr Bitch Tits. Witty come back or block/repress/deny? Cause we know reality isn't something you like to deal with.


No, I've really forgotten and I'm too lazy to check that far back into my texts. I suppose he's going to make me.

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#523334 - 06/29/11 10:43 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Most fun on Brandon's site is when you see a chick w/ 2 scenes on there, trying to figure out what drug she's addicted to that forced her back.


I'm as addicting as black tar herion, I'm told.

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#523335 - 06/29/11 10:44 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Mark Felt]
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Originally Posted By: Mark Felt
Brandon, which mope was in the car with you when you got pulled over? I've forgotten.


Huh? Not sure what you are talking about. I'm always on the right side of the law, friend.

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#523336 - 06/29/11 10:47 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
OH OH OOOOOH, shit gettin real Mr Bitch Tits. Witty come back or block/repress/deny? Cause we know reality isn't something you like to deal with.


T'aint so, sir. I just choose to accept that my reality is as good as I make it. I'm my own boss and have found enough satisfactory evaluations to promote myself several times. I may even give myself a gold watch soon.

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#523339 - 06/30/11 01:27 AM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Fiend Offline
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Most fun on Brandon's site is when you see a chick w/ 2 scenes on there, trying to figure out what drug she's addicted to that forced her back.


I'm as addicting as black tar herion, I'm told.


You give them the heroin when the roofies start to wear off?
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#523343 - 06/30/11 02:21 AM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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It seems yours haven't.

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#523398 - 06/30/11 11:29 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Mark Felt Offline
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
Huh? Not sure what you are talking about. I'm always on the right side of the law, friend.



Heh. What was the aggregate weight they found in the car, Brandon?

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#523400 - 06/30/11 11:45 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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Liquor and Anger, right combo to stimulate the free flow of information.

BI, when they shipped you out, did they put you on a plane or a bus? Or were you transferred to the proper authorities at the border?
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#523405 - 07/01/11 12:10 AM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Doesn't aggregate refer to a bunch of crushed rocks or something? Again, I have no clue what you -- or Jerkules -- is talking about. I am an honest businessman.

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#523408 - 07/01/11 12:25 AM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
superloads Offline
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Brandon should be proud to be the XPT Bitch Boy. It's the only place on the internet that talks about him.
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"Next for me: trannies."

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#523409 - 07/01/11 12:28 AM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Brandon_Iron Offline
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#523411 - 07/01/11 12:30 AM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
superloads Offline
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Like I said, XPT is the only place that talks about him.
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"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

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"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#523413 - 07/01/11 12:49 AM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: superloads]
Mark Felt Offline
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Registered: 03/21/08
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Loc: 1401 Wilson Boulevard, Rosslyn
Originally Posted By: superloads
Like I said, XPT is the only place that talks about him.


Well, not the only one:


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#523418 - 07/01/11 01:51 AM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Brandon_Iron Offline
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So the man has good taste! Calling a "cool dude" like me "uncool" is so not cool. You've poked, prodded, and probed -- No, I won't let you "Feel," Felt -- but your dirt is finding out that I'm cool. BWAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAA!

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#523420 - 07/01/11 01:55 AM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Mark Felt Offline
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Registered: 03/21/08
Posts: 173
Loc: 1401 Wilson Boulevard, Rosslyn
Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
BWAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAA!



Heh. You know who else does that when they're nervous?

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#523425 - 07/01/11 09:20 AM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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#523428 - 07/01/11 11:27 AM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Mark Felt]
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Originally Posted By: Mark Felt
Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
BWAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAA!



Heh. You know who else does that when they're nervous?


No, but I'm sure you will tell me. I'm on the edge of my seat....the same seat I've been sitting in waiting for you to bring something of substance. I've been waiting a while, to be honest.

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#523431 - 07/01/11 12:01 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Mark Felt Offline
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Registered: 03/21/08
Posts: 173
Loc: 1401 Wilson Boulevard, Rosslyn
Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
something of substance.


Ah, there's that jokey self-depreciation, seeing as it was some substance in the car that got you deported.

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#523432 - 07/01/11 12:05 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Brandon_Iron Offline
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John Mayer's break-up text to Jennifer Aniston reportedly was: "That's it. It's over."
The quality of your crack investigative journalism makes me post the same to you.

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#523443 - 07/01/11 02:04 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Brandon_Iron]
Jerkules Offline
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Never arrested...whores lie. Unless you give a valid explanation, I'll continue to believe the CDS theory.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

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#523445 - 07/01/11 02:17 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Famous Unindicted Co-Conspirators:

Richard Nixon
Bill Clinton
Osama bin Laden
Whitey Bulger
Brandon Iron
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#523463 - 07/01/11 06:37 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Brandon_Iron Offline
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I'll agree with you. I'm famous. Thank you.

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#523464 - 07/01/11 06:48 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
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Famous for being a short and disgusting gnome.
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#523465 - 07/01/11 06:51 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
superloads Offline
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LOL @ Brandon. So "Famous" that he has spent a lot of his now vast spare time fighting off posters here at the only forum that is willing to hear his voice.

Dude, just admit to your relationship with Donkey. For fuck's sake, you were pals with Ryan Knox. The whores you hire, along with the aforementioned pretty much shows the circles you slither in.

Can't wait for the Porno Dan association thread. I'd love to see how youse two slimeballs worked in the background.
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"Next for me: trannies."

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#523466 - 07/01/11 06:51 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Fiend Offline
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#523468 - 07/01/11 07:14 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
superloads Offline
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Posts: 1265
BTW, good to see the Queen of Internet Bitch Fights, ChristianXXX show up. It's not like he used the internet to try and fuck over someone because of their "NO list".

PWL is work he would have done if he was diagnosed.
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

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"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#523471 - 07/01/11 11:02 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Would this be a good time to tell you that I had sales of $54.90 through www.brandonironvod.com today, earning a commission of $8.23 in the process? The money just keeps rolling in.

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#523485 - 07/02/11 09:17 AM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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How about Medical Meth Card?
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

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#523495 - 07/02/11 12:28 PM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Oh no! You found my secret shame! Please, for decency's sake, do NOT look for arrest pictures for the Van Nuys detachment for March 4th, 2009. I'm begging you....don't.

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#523577 - 07/03/11 09:00 AM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Max Rhino Offline
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Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 914
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat


High value target.
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#523636 - 07/04/11 11:31 AM Re: Say it ain't so, Donkey. [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Why?
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