Why did LeBron James get an automatic transmission in his Lamborghini?

Clutch and LeBron don't mix.




Compare and contrast Saturn and LeBron James?

They're both big balls of gas, but Saturn's the one with rings.




Why didn't LeBron James go to college?

Because he skips out on finals. 



Why does LeBron only get served boneless buffalo wings?

Because he has a tendency to choke, especially when the heat is on.