I was the only singing waiter at the Rock-n-Roll Denny's on Sunset Blvd from 1988-1991. Axl Rose and Slash heard me sing Great Balls of Fire while having two lit souvlaki meatballs flambeed near my crotch. They gave me a formal audition 3 days later but I flubbed the words to Patience by singing "Patients". I argued that the two words were homonyms but Axl could tell the difference. Keen ear on that guy. Very keen. Anyways, I didn't make it into Guns N Roses and my career spiralled down to doing porn.

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