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#520475 - 06/08/11 09:51 PM
Re: My 5,000th post
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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It would be nice post 5K read something along the lines of this:
Thank you, Mr. Boy, I appreciate the positive and/or honest review you posted of I Love It Rough #4 on this very message board. I sincerely apologize for my tardiness in getting this DVD out to a hardworking and keen-eyed individual such as yourself, kind sir.
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#520476 - 06/08/11 09:52 PM
Re: My 5,000th post
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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You are a welching scumbag. How bout for your 5k post you choke on a cock and die, fuck face.
Take care of Moron Boy.
^^Hey, there he was, my fake client.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#520482 - 06/08/11 10:17 PM
Re: My 5,000th post
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
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Send it to Ryan Knox in lieu of payment. Like you have before.
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"Next for me: trannies."
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#520484 - 06/08/11 10:22 PM
Re: My 5,000th post
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
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Say out loud "I'm Brandon Iron. A famous Porn Star".
That'll have him rolling.
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"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."
"Next for me: trannies."
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"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy
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#520485 - 06/08/11 10:28 PM
Re: My 5,000th post
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Oh, yeah, BI stiffed the limp dick guy too?? Damn. Fellow mope can't get no work because of chronic floppy cock, and Brandon takes advantage of him too. So few humans on lower rungs of the ladder than BI, but he finds them and rips em off.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#520488 - 06/08/11 11:24 PM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Brandon Irons: The Michael Jordan of the dribble post mature cumshot
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Brandon Irons: Testament to what a man can achieve with half a torso.
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#520490 - 06/08/11 11:27 PM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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#520494 - 06/08/11 11:39 PM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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You are very welcome, do you still remain in contact with melissa lauren? She was a good ol girl by porn performer standards, not exactly a one that got away, but post relationship friend material.
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#520496 - 06/08/11 11:55 PM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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#520521 - 06/09/11 06:39 AM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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BI's stiffed a bunch of whores. I think I have a partial site rip of it somewhere.
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#520540 - 06/09/11 02:43 PM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
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BI's herped a bunch of whores. I think I have a partial site rip of it somewhere. fixed
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Rear Admiral:
"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."
"Next for me: trannies."
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"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy
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#520544 - 06/09/11 03:30 PM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Paging have2cit. Come in have2cit. Show the kiddies how it's done...please. It's the Gong Show right now. Help. How dare you use my name in vain, I would rip your head off and shit down your neck, but I really don't like using public toilets. Good enough?
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#520546 - 06/09/11 03:33 PM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Certainly it would be herpes risk to use that particular john.
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#520551 - 06/09/11 03:50 PM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
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I guess an upside to Brendan being marooned in Canada is the infinite supply of subsidized/free Valtrex from that socialist medical system.
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#520553 - 06/09/11 04:07 PM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Send the guy his DVD, imp.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#520554 - 06/09/11 04:19 PM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Jerkules]
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
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Jerkules, I appreciate your efforts in trying to shame the chiseling Canuck into honoring his word, but if you are {very unlikely} successful Moron Boy will have a Brandon Iron DVD. Wouldn't that be considered a Pyrrhic victory?
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#520556 - 06/09/11 04:33 PM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Very valid point, sir. I just haven't found another outlet for the boredom. Guess there is nothing left to do besides sign him up for NAMBLA and the Klan, and hope being on those FBI lists keeps him from re entering our great country.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#520562 - 06/09/11 05:10 PM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
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BI in Canada to avoid paying bills? Who would have thought that?
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"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."
"Next for me: trannies."
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"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy
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#520563 - 06/09/11 05:12 PM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Jerkules]
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
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Very valid point, sir. I just haven't found another outlet for the boredom. You can be like the reporters hounding Anthony Weiner about his dong shots while all he wants to talk about is the debt ceiling. Every time Brendan posts one of his "witty" comments, you can nag him about Moron's DVD.
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#520578 - 06/09/11 08:14 PM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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But, in the town it was well known that when they got home at night their fat and psychopathic wives would thrash them within inches of their lives.
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#520585 - 06/09/11 09:10 PM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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You know, Brandon really is good at this messageboard thing. Way back when, the other posters must have sucked so bad he was forced to make up alt-ids in order to have a dialogue.
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#520594 - 06/10/11 02:27 AM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Bornyo]
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
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Send the fukken fanboy his DVD Brandon. While one equates one of your scenes of a whore with a load in her mouth as disease in the Congo, he thinks you're the Bat Boy who made it to the Big Leagues in the House That Ashley Blue Built. Send him one of the pirated ones that are ripped and burned on DVD 5. That was your main distribution anyway, and you can't blame Jose for not selling Mexicali. Even he couldn't explain that it was Horchata in her mouth, not what they had to get shots for.
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"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."
"Next for me: trannies."
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"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy
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#520625 - 06/10/11 12:05 PM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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lol
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#520637 - 06/10/11 01:33 PM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Bornyo]
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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You know, Brandon really is good at this messageboard thing. Way back when, the other posters must have sucked so bad he was forced to make up alt-ids in order to have a dialogue. werd.... and isn't this all just a build up to him posting cawk pics?. really.
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#520671 - 06/10/11 11:23 PM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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i guess you are advancing sexually.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#520731 - 06/11/11 05:59 PM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Thats a shame . A little off topic butttttttt how did you get into porn? You don't strike me as the, fell into it by accident while trying your hand at mainstream acting type
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#520740 - 06/11/11 06:47 PM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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I was the only singing waiter at the Rock-n-Roll Denny's on Sunset Blvd from 1988-1991. Axl Rose and Slash heard me sing Great Balls of Fire while having two lit souvlaki meatballs flambeed near my crotch. They gave me a formal audition 3 days later but I flubbed the words to Patience by singing "Patients". I argued that the two words were homonyms but Axl could tell the difference. Keen ear on that guy. Very keen. Anyways, I didn't make it into Guns N Roses and my career spiralled down to doing porn. My first shoot. Please do not post in side boob thread. Thank you.
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#520744 - 06/11/11 06:52 PM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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i told you fuckers cawk pics were inbound.
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#520745 - 06/11/11 06:53 PM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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So Jack isn't the only one sporting man boob.
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#520746 - 06/11/11 06:53 PM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: LouCypher]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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i told you fuckers cawk pics were inbound. You did. You definitely did.
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#520761 - 06/11/11 08:55 PM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Smelly Monkey]
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
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A little off topic butttttttt how did you get into porn? You don't strike me as the, fell into it by accident while trying your hand at mainstream acting type That is an interesting question. You don't appear to be the typical meat puppet (sleeved arms, piercings, etc) and that seems to be a straight ahead question from Monkey -- which is unusual -- but then again a good attorney always knows the answer to the question they are asking in court so maybe the truth is entertaining. But you simply answer it with snark. Fill us in BI. Were you a young shaver in frozen Moose Jaw that stumbled across your dad or big brother's copy of Hustler or a Swedish Erotica 8mm 50' reel of John Holmes fucking neck scarf wearing Seka in a wood paneled room and decided that is what you wanted to do?
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#520763 - 06/11/11 09:11 PM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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IIRC it was wandering into his step-sister Mirage's bedroom.
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#520769 - 06/11/11 10:21 PM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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Brandon do you like to go to amusement parks? Or does it bother you too much that you aren't tall enough for any of the good rides? Riding the teacups gets old fast doesn't it?
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#520781 - 06/12/11 06:02 AM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Should have been me.... You never had enough hair to have a chance at G'n'R. You should have set your sights on something like Depeche Mode or Kraftwork.
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I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#520784 - 06/12/11 06:38 AM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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Is this the face of a guy who should be in Depeche Mode or whatever a "Kraftwork" is? I would say it looks more like the face of a chronic masturbator
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Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP
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#520790 - 06/12/11 07:44 AM
Re: BRANDON IRONS CAPTION CONTEST
[Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Porn Jesus
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