It's coming up. Please leave your most creative suggestions as to whom it should be sent to and what it should say. As Leslie Nielsen's gravestone says, "Let 'er rip."

It would be nice post 5K read something along the lines of this:

Thank you, Mr. Boy, I appreciate the positive and/or honest review you posted of I Love It Rough #4 on this very message board. I sincerely apologize for my tardiness in getting this DVD out to a hardworking and keen-eyed individual such as yourself, kind sir.

You are a welching scumbag. How bout for your 5k post you choke on a cock and die, fuck face.

Take care of Moron Boy.


^^Hey, there he was, my fake client.

Send it to Ryan Knox in lieu of payment. Like you have before.

The level of humour so far has Leslie rolling over in his grave.

Say out loud "I'm Brandon Iron. A famous Porn Star".

That'll have him rolling.

Oh, yeah, BI stiffed the limp dick guy too?? Damn. Fellow mope can't get no work because of chronic floppy cock, and Brandon takes advantage of him too. So few humans on lower rungs of the ladder than BI, but he finds them and rips em off.

"The roofies worked before he beat my ass. Now what do I do first, blow him or lift his wallet."

Paging have2cit. Come in have2cit. Show the kiddies how it's done...please. It's the Gong Show right now. Help.

Brandon Irons: The Michael Jordan of the dribble post mature cumshot

OR

Brandon Irons: Testament to what a man can achieve with half a torso.

THANK YOU!

You are very welcome, do you still remain in contact with melissa lauren? She was a good ol girl by porn performer standards, not exactly a one that got away, but post relationship friend material.

Pas de tout.

always a hot scene with that whore.

BI's stiffed a bunch of whores. I think I have a partial site rip of it somewhere.

fixed

How dare you use my name in vain, I would rip your head off and shit down your neck, but I really don't like using public toilets.

Good enough?

Certainly it would be herpes risk to use that particular john.

Nice, Have2cit, with a cherry topper from Uomo. We are back on track and amateur hour is over, thankfully.

I guess an upside to Brendan being marooned in Canada is the infinite supply of subsidized/free Valtrex from that socialist medical system.

Send the guy his DVD, imp.

Jerkules, I appreciate your efforts in trying to shame the chiseling Canuck into honoring his word, but if you are {very unlikely} successful Moron Boy will have a Brandon Iron DVD. Wouldn't that be considered a Pyrrhic victory?

Very valid point, sir. I just haven't found another outlet for the boredom. Guess there is nothing left to do besides sign him up for NAMBLA and the Klan, and hope being on those FBI lists keeps him from re entering our great country.

I can have as many heart attacks as I want and it won't cost me a dime. Jealous?

BI in Canada to avoid paying bills? Who would have thought that?

You can be like the reporters hounding Anthony Weiner about his dong shots while all he wants to talk about is the debt ceiling. Every time Brendan posts one of his "witty" comments, you can nag him about Moron's DVD.

That's what this board needs: more whiny 3rd party naggers. That's naggers, not...oh, forget it.

But, in the town it was well known that when they got home at night their fat and psychopathic wives would thrash them within inches of their lives.

You know, Brandon really is good at this messageboard thing. Way back when, the other posters must have sucked so bad he was forced to make up alt-ids in order to have a dialogue.

Send the fukken fanboy his DVD Brandon. While one equates one of your scenes of a whore with a load in her mouth as disease in the Congo, he thinks you're the Bat Boy who made it to the Big Leagues in the House That Ashley Blue Built. Send him one of the pirated ones that are ripped and burned on DVD 5. That was your main distribution anyway, and you can't blame Jose for not selling Mexicali. Even he couldn't explain that it was Horchata in her mouth, not what they had to get shots for.

lol

werd....

and isn't this all just a build up to him posting cawk pics?. really.

I've progressed to manboob pics....you're welcome.

i guess you are advancing sexually.

Read 'em and weep.

Thats a shame . A little off topic butttttttt how did you get into porn? You don't strike me as the, fell into it by accident while trying your hand at mainstream acting type

I was the only singing waiter at the Rock-n-Roll Denny's on Sunset Blvd from 1988-1991. Axl Rose and Slash heard me sing Great Balls of Fire while having two lit souvlaki meatballs flambeed near my crotch. They gave me a formal audition 3 days later but I flubbed the words to Patience by singing "Patients". I argued that the two words were homonyms but Axl could tell the difference. Keen ear on that guy. Very keen. Anyways, I didn't make it into Guns N Roses and my career spiralled down to doing porn.

My first shoot. Please do not post in side boob thread. Thank you.

i told you fuckers cawk pics were inbound.

So Jack isn't the only one sporting man boob.

You did. You definitely did.

Please do not make fun of me. I have gone back to being a singing waiter and currently work for tips at Berlin's Block House restaurant on Unter Den Linden. Every night from 8pm to close, they have me greet guests shirtless with a black bow tie Chippendale's-style and say, "Gutten tag. Would you like some prime beef?" I don't speak German so you can understand how much it means to me to have friends here.

That is an interesting question. You don't appear to be the typical meat puppet (sleeved arms, piercings, etc) and that seems to be a straight ahead question from Monkey -- which is unusual -- but then again a good attorney always knows the answer to the question they are asking in court so maybe the truth is entertaining. But you simply answer it with snark.

Fill us in BI. Were you a young shaver in frozen Moose Jaw that stumbled across your dad or big brother's copy of Hustler or a Swedish Erotica 8mm 50' reel of John Holmes fucking neck scarf wearing Seka in a wood paneled room and decided that is what you wanted to do?

IIRC it was wandering into his step-sister Mirage's bedroom.

Should have been me....

Brandon do you like to go to amusement parks? Or does it bother you too much that you aren't tall enough for any of the good rides? Riding the teacups gets old fast doesn't it?

You never had enough hair to have a chance at G'n'R. You should have set your sights on something like Depeche Mode or Kraftwork.

Is this the face of a guy who should be in Depeche Mode or whatever a "Kraftwork" is?

I would say it looks more like the face of a chronic masturbator

DING! DING! DING!