What did you do, laugh and put his email right in your trash folder?

Lou had a good idea, offer Moron Boy a 10 day pass to your website.

The longer you make jokes and ignore the incident, the douchier you look. I know, I know, how could Brandon look like any more of a douche than he already does??? It is tough, but we didn't know he wasn't a man of his word until now. And we all know the value of a man equals the value of his word. No more, no less.

I used to actually get a chuckle at the shameless plug schtick. Guy out there trying to make a living. I even joined his site for a month or 2 a while back, to throw him some shekels, because he was one of us. Not that he made a killing off me, but every little bit counts.

Now I see him for what he really is, a fucking hypocrite. "WA WA WAAAA Red Light fucked me outta this. Red Light screwed me outta that. Red Light owes me this. Huh, wait....I owe what....a lousy DVD??? Fuuuuck him. I'll post pics of man tits in that other asshole's thread, to swerve the argument and keep people away."

Yer a scumbag lil fella. REEEAL scumbag. Guy welches on a debt where I come from, and a juiced up goon with a vowel at the end of his name shows up at your work with a pair of bolt cutters and leaves with one of your thumbs. Me, I need my thumbs to complete the circle I jerk with. Stuff like that is important to me, so I always pay on time, and get pissed when others don't.

Not that you have to worry about a goon, I'm just gonna lay the bad mouth on you for a few more days until some thing shiny distracts me or Moron Boy says he received compensation.

As his fake lawyer, I'll be advising him to write his congress person and INS about this incident, if the situation isn't rectified in a timely manner. What are your chances of re entry when an admitted halfwit sends a letter in crayon to the government complaining you won't send him the porn you owe him. I implore you to do the right thing. \

I would understand if the zip code he provided in his email correspondence is on a DO NOT SEND FOR FEAR OF PROSECUTION list, but I would have hoped you'd have informed us of this at an earlier date and the aforementioned 10 day pass would bypass this issue.

Since you are out of the porn business, maybe Moron Boy could be compensated with baubles from your new endeavor. If the Young Justice Series is still available, he would take the Aqualad, Captain Cold and Black Manta. Kid Flash may be substituted for Aqualad, or Captain Cold, but Black Manta is a must, if this is the route you choose. We are not interested in the Sponge Bob or Ku Fu Panda Series. Same with My Little Ponies, but would be open to discussion about any summer blockbuster toys coming down the pike.

There are a myriad of solutions at your disposal Brandon, none of which include pictures of the man boobs possessed by the bears you blow for Valtrex money.

My fake, and unaware, client and I look forward to your timely response.

Good Day.

(Should this be moved to the Cage to show its inherent satire? I don't want anyone sending crayon porn letters to government officials, but I laughed to damn hard typing it to take it out now.)