I used to have one of those giant satellite dishes and after all the main networks dropped off of it, I could only find creepy religious shows. One channel had this cranky old geezer who would literally just yell at you for money. "I don't want $5!! Or $20!! Pledge $200! Or $2,000 if you want to be saved!!!" I think the old fuck wasn't even alive when I was watching. They were just replaying his old tirades to try to get even more donations. It was actually kind of fun to watch because he would start off talking calmly and then have a vein-bulging outburst out of the blue.