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#394118 - 01/25/09 09:42 PM
Isabella Soprano -- Migrant Farm Worker
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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I received the following on one of PV's cuter whores Isabella Soprano. Sad news to my ears...she was a little high on the pudge factor but appeared to be a decent whore, hooking aside.
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Isabella Soprano, one of the most popular Bunny Ranch whores flamed out on drugs not too long ago.
She became a Bunny Ranch ho a few years back, then dabbled in the porn to boost her Bunny Raunch appeal. But she was a dabbler in pills when she started the sex work, not too heavy or regular, but since Dennis caters to his girl's pharmaceutical needs via the HOUSE Doctor who visits Dennis' trailer park once a week to go spelunking in the whores' fuck holes, Isabella slowwwwwly began to eat more and more xanax/Percocet/Valium/MORPHINE etc. THEN, on or during Isabella's LAST foray into Porn La La land back in 2006-2007, she REALLY went off the deep end with the drugs, to the point that She couldnt (or wouldnt) abide by Dennis' rules anymore, so guess what Isabella does now?
Since she cant go back home to New England (Boston people tend to not react too well to whores who run off to hated L.A. or Vegas and then want to come back....her family disowned her), so Isabella now works in California PICKING Organic fruits and veggies just like some Wetback. She apparently works for tar Heroin.
Good ol' Isabella Soprano......and Good Ol Dennis Hof....He's good friends with Ron Jeremy ya know, they have steak eating contests everytime Ron visits the ranch. When the hedgehog walks in, 90% of the girls working suddenly take their meal breaks, go figure.
Maybe some Caesar Chavez relatives and swoop in with Lubben and help out???
Get well, kid.
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#394119 - 01/25/09 09:51 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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well gosh that just makes whoring sound positively un-fun willie
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#394120 - 01/25/09 09:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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well gosh
that just makes whoring sound positively un-fun willie
I don't personally have a vagina, PP, but I imagine it could be rather noxious, given this situation. Look up Kara Nox on the board, she was one too.
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#394121 - 01/25/09 11:48 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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No comprendo. Why can't she still sell her ass somewhere else? Even if she's hit the wall in the looks department, she still must look as good as bottom tier streetwalkers. It has to pay better than the migrant wetback lifestyle.
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#394126 - 01/26/09 06:51 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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right? lol tht would make for an interesting blog for the day "bought oranges and organic lettuce from a girl i once saw on kink.com " shes so pretty i hope shes ok and happy Quote:
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Isabella now works in California PICKING Organic fruits and veggies
WHERE???? This is music to my ears, Willie. Can she hook me up? I would love to get a good deal on organic produce and would buy them off her.
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#394127 - 01/26/09 03:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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In one of the newer HBO Cathouse Series Episodes (i dont know if has aired yet or not) Sir Dennis (eaton Hogg) Hof divulges about Isabella's semi-trainwreck, going from a 500 Dollar an hour (and up) Whore, to burnt out Organic Produce picker.
Willie e-mailed me a forum where some people from her hometown in New Hampshire were discussing her. Back in 2007, it seems she was real conflicted about her life and was apprently trying to get out of the sex industry and return home to New England. But like I said, people in New England rarely take back those of us who go down the dark path and live the California "dream" of debauched sex and drugs and pseudo-fast-food stardom. People in Boston and places like Exeter New Hampshire HATE that shit. They hate the Los Angeles Lakers, and they HATE shallow vapid lazy whores. Of course, Boston guys still jerk themselves SILLY to these very same whores, but hypocritically reject them as a group when they are gathered around ye olde Pub and drinking Sam Adams and Singing shitty songs from the Del Fuegos albums from 1985.
Isabella wasnt one of the more popular girls at the ranch amongst the OTHER whores, according to Burg's Bunny Raunch connections. She seemed to be a consummate fence sitter, like taking Both sides in the feud between Air Farce Amy and that Bovine Black Whore who Dennis has at the ranch that supposedly is/was the number 2 all time earner behind Air Farce Amy....I can never remember the black chicks name but she has an annoying voice and charges something like 1700 bucks for a straight up missionary fuck with condom.....BWAHAHAHAHAA yeah right.
Gia Jergens would look totally awesome in shorts picking organic Veggies....
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#394134 - 01/27/09 11:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Is Amy Reid really the dead fish she appears as in her videos? Did she ever learn how to deep throat?
Lastly, does she accept coke for payment?
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#394135 - 01/28/09 12:10 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
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Loc: Northeast US
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Partial.
She is a great girl, a lot of fun. Haven't seen much of her porn, she came recommended, and was the exact opposite of dead fish. And gorgeous big old boobies and a delicious shit locker.
We'll be hanging again which I don't often do. Actually planning on taking her to a show next time she's out here.
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#394136 - 01/28/09 01:03 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/30/08
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I also thought she was married? I guess it goes to show you can't rely on a suitcase pimp And seriously I'd also like to know where the hell she is picking fruit, I wouldn't mind having a hook up in the organic fruit market, lol.
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#394137 - 01/28/09 02:32 AM
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#394138 - 01/28/09 04:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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WOW...now I hadnt actually seen that interview with Sir Dennis, I was getting my scoop from a couple Bunnies (1 ex, 1 current), but Sir Dennis says Izzie is picking Veggies back in Massachusetts.....now something stinks to high heaven here. I think the Pimp is now lashing out at Isabella for disobeying him and costing HIM (not her, HIM) a shitload of dollars, because when Dennis laments that she could have made A MILLION, he is basically saying that HE could have made a MILLION off of her (given the cut the Bunny Ranch takes from their girls.)
When she went down to do the PORN and got hooked up "with the wrong people" (i.e. Fucked up on drugs), she couldnt work at the Ranch anymore due to the PREVALENCE of STDs in and around porn (especially the SKANK porn she was doing.) This must have PISSED off sir Dennis to no end, especially if she is getting 500+ requests a week for her serveices.
WOW....fucking wow.
First off, Dennis is full of shit...."picking veggies in Massachusetts?" Its fucking freezing here half the year, there are only two months out of the year where anyone growing anything resembing veggies can pick anything. I believed the original report I was given by the two girls who tell me they are STILL friends with Isabella, because California has (almost) year 'round crops to be picked, and if you work on the right farm, you can make at least a SURVIVOR's wage.
So maybe Isabella just packed up her holes and went home to New England to squirt out a baby. I'm going to keep digging as I have the time....I WILL get to the bottom of this.
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#394139 - 01/28/09 05:06 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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burgs on the case yall well either have isabella soprano and her bag full of oranges soon or... wait what were we talking about?
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#394140 - 01/28/09 06:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Good looking whore and great whore name ! I hope to God this isn't really her ! clik
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#394141 - 01/28/09 04:39 PM
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Registered: 12/29/08
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Good looking whore and great whore name ! I hope to God this isn't really her ! clik
Don't worry too much BDM. The whore in the link you posted doesn't even have the same colour eyes. Different bitch for sure...
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#394142 - 01/29/09 03:45 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
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I love the fucked up, Bizzaro World perspective of XPT... where picking fruit [ a legit and legal, if not lucrative job ], is considered a degrading fall from prostitution. I'm just playing devil's advocate here, because I happen to agree. The bitch was better off whorin'. But listening to some of you simps -especially you Burg!- piss and moan about, "Omg! How could these women degrade themselves in the porn biz!?" makes me wonder how you can do a 180 so fuckin' fast without tipping over in your wheelchair.
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#394143 - 01/29/09 07:19 PM
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#394146 - 02/01/09 12:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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THAT'S the worst post ever. Can't wait to read your next hot scoop!!
Since you can't substantiate any of your retort, I don't think you won this argument. Burg is an expert in hookers, strippers and escorts. You need to do someting better than this rejoinder.
And yeah, we read Burg's scoops. Relax and unwind for a change.
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#394147 - 02/01/09 12:52 AM
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Gay For Pay
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It wasn't an argument Wilson... merely an observation. I love Burg in my own special, horribly inappropriate way. But he's got a long history of lamenting the tragic character defects that must, necessarily, lead a woman down the degrading path of selling her body for the pleasure of degenerates [ all the while conveniently ignoring the motives of men who do the same ]. And for just as long, I've been making the case that, degrading as it may appear, there are things a lot less dignified than fucking for money... especially if you have the good fortune to have been born a slut. There sure as hell isn't a whole lot of dignity in poverty. The reaction to this Soprano story just bears out what I've been saying all along. The woman essentially "fails" as a prostitute and ends up with a job that's apparently good enough for 70% of Mexican immigrants, and everyone pities her. Think about it. We have more admiration for a high-priced hooker than we do for honest wetbacks. Say what you want about the gokkun girls... at least they're smart enough to know their limitations. And even with a mouth full of jizz, they still manage to hold their head higher than some poor wench working 3rd shift at Denny's. And this is how I relax. I'm shitting on everyone's parade, and you're telling me to stfu. Feels like old times!
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#394149 - 02/01/09 04:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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And did you mean Denny's?.. As in restaurant?... Or Dennis'?... As in Bunny Ranch?...
I suppose that all depends, does Dennis offer shift work for his regular local whores?
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#394150 - 02/04/09 12:00 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
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Hyde=failure in life and death.
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#394151 - 02/04/09 04:10 AM
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Gay For Pay
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Love the avatar Biff. Very current... very timely.
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#394152 - 02/04/09 04:45 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
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Love the avatar Biff. Very current... very timely.
No one asked your opinion of it, creep. Stick to what you know best. Stalking kids.
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#394153 - 02/05/09 05:58 PM
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lmao
Well said Biff.. Remember a few weeks ago when Biff got attacked?. Yes.
Fucken payoff..Look it up.
Hydes a full on puppet on the long haul. That is his string(tampon)was pulled way before he ever realized it, miles down the road. He plays the only role he's ever known and sadly it was never his idea. It was dictated here because he's a faggot in denial. Know you're role, asshole.
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#394154 - 02/05/09 08:38 PM
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Love the avatar Biff. Very current... very timely.
No one asked your opinion of it, creep. Stick to what you know best. Stalking kids.
everyone taking shots at him just because his frequent flier miles with Thai Air are maxed- i'm sure it was all business. also not nice to make judgments when the involuntary rush of adrenaline that comes over him in the diaper aisle is just that- involuntary. so what that he tears open a huggies for a deep inhale- we're all guilty of loving new car smell too. so different?
this thread hardly has any pics. let's bring things back to the whore in question, little miss ambitious:
working the elliptical like a retard
two more STD's for the collection
Swami Senior explaining the pathetic dungeon is for the pathetic whore
one day i'll be living under a truck while people on the internet talk about my misery
someone finally touched her with a ten foot pole
think happy thoughts
fuck you lookin at. you don't know me. you don't know my pain.
better to be pissed on than pissed off- don't hate nigs
see i'm okay
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#394157 - 02/06/09 12:35 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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lol "see im ok"
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#394158 - 02/06/09 12:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Mark J, I just spit out my valerian root tea all over the keyboard. Lolz up at "Finally someone touched her with a ten foot pole."
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#394160 - 02/06/09 11:37 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
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its good for you mark j heres a link about why : http://www.nutrasanus.com/valerian.html(lol that websites called nutras anus hehe) love pretty
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#394161 - 02/06/09 11:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Took valerian for insomnia and it didn't do shit.
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#394162 - 02/07/09 06:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#394163 - 02/10/09 11:26 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
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Valeria sounds like something BI would take Valtrex or penicillin to cure
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#394164 - 04/19/09 05:47 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 03/16/08
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I worked with Isabella Soprano once, when both of us were being mismanaged by Eli and Alternative Modeling. We were making a spanking flic called "The Vacation". I thought she had more potential than was being recognized by our agent.Some say the agent's infactuation with her drove her away. The Bunny Ranch never did her any justice either. When it comes to returning home, a performer should always prepare for that by not telling anyone anything about the porn. You have no control over people's reactions but you do have control over who you tell.
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#394165 - 04/19/09 09:09 PM
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Isabella Soprano is not the brightest bulb in the bunch....she allegedly started out her "whoring" career with the most dishonorable Eli Thomas! KING OF THE SHITBIRDS!
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#394166 - 04/19/09 09:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I am still serious about buying fruit from her at bulk.
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