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#480851 - 03/10/10 08:25 PM JB's graduating class photo
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Thanks to mopez we found JB's graduating class of 1994 from the Ben Kinsley International hospitality and law school of florida

See if you can pick out Jim

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#480852 - 03/10/10 08:29 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo
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Damn. I thought I burned the negative and all the copies.

Okay. I'll give 50 rubles and a day's worth of mule feed to whomever guesses correctly. Hint: I'm not the one in the babushka.

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#480853 - 03/10/10 08:32 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo
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Hey Jim. How is it going?


Quote:

Okay...

From: J.B.

I'm a good sport when I want to be, Nelson.







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#480854 - 03/10/10 08:36 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo
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Th^t one?



and BTW, I heard Monkey's real name is Suvarnamani. Not Nelson, silly butt.


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#480855 - 03/10/10 08:36 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo
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Going about as I expected, thanks. You?

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#480856 - 03/10/10 08:39 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo
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Electro:




Call Ahmed at the Kingsley institute and he'll hook you up with your winnings. I'll PM you the number.


EDIT:

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and BTW, I heard Monkey's real name is Suvarnamani. Not Nelson, silly butt.





Like his "special" li'l brother mopez, the Monkey has many names. Those are but two of them. His correct name, like the Hebrew G_d, is unspeakable. Or, at least, unpronouncable...

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#480857 - 03/10/10 09:41 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo
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Like his "special" li'l brother mopez, the Monkey has many names.




yeah i've heard the conjecture about monkey's account getting passed around like sixteen year old ukranians on brett rattner's rotating bed, but who cares right.

i care. anyone remember that michael douglas movie 'the game' well i always imagined a different ending. one where he calmly and systematically chokes out every last person involved- and not in that hollywood kind of way where they're out in five seconds, but in the real life way where it's twenty to twenty five minutes of struggling and gurgling and disbelief.

its actually a lot of work and might even classify as cardio. ever been marlin fishing?

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#480858 - 03/10/10 10:16 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo
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Quote:

ever been marlin fishing?




Every time I post, Brother.

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#480859 - 03/11/10 01:42 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo
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What manner of fuckery transpires in this thread?
I find this thread to be confusing and deeply troubling.
Not like scrolling suddenly and face-first into male-on-male penetration in a thread that started out with a naked chick But vexing to say the least. The skull-duggery and sub-plots is just too much for one thread.
This thread is like "Pulp Fiction" the first two times you view it. All out of order and disjointed.
Maybe you should all just stop. Come at this thing between you all from a different perspective.
I mean it, just stop. It is too much
This thread makes me want to hurt myself or others just to make it stop.
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#480860 - 03/11/10 02:21 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo
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welcome to my world, Bishop. here's the dirty secret- when you come across some boring banter and it all seems very inside, it's no more than just a bunch of people talking to themselves. ever driven through an indian reservation at breakneck speed and seen those guys laying around drunk and sometimes their lips are moving? that about gives you the idea.

much like Precious rigged up in some wrapping paper on the red carpet, and much like Mo'nique getting an award for playing (herself) in a movie, it's all a big nothing.

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#480861 - 03/11/10 02:47 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo
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welcome to my world, Bishop. here's the dirty secret- when you come across some boring banter and it all seems very 'inside' it's really just people talking to themselves. not unlike an asylum coincidentaly.

much like Precious rigged up in some wrapping paper on the red carpet, and much like Mo'nique getting an award for playing (herself) in a movie, it's all a big nothing.



That's not really true, is it?



Lou?
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#480862 - 03/11/10 04:03 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo
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Damn. I thought I burned the negative and all the copies.

Okay. I'll give 50 rubles and a day's worth of mule feed to whomever guesses correctly. Hint: I'm not the one in the babushka.




Mopez must have sought out and paid one of your fellow graduates to give up the goods. d00ds a monster.

Mopezy.. what are you doing next week. I'm thinking of making a car deal and might need some help influencing the Sales Manager. An no it's not Bishop.
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#480863 - 03/12/10 02:27 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo
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Quote:

Quote:

welcome to my world, Bishop. here's the dirty secret- when you come across some boring banter and it all seems very 'inside' it's really just people talking to themselves. not unlike an asylum coincidentaly.

much like Precious rigged up in some wrapping paper on the red carpet, and much like Mo'nique getting an award for playing (herself) in a movie, it's all a big nothing.



That's not really true, is it?



Lou?




Lou isn't here right now. If you need to contact him either call home or send me a pm. Also...
Quote:

welcome to my world, Bishop. here's the dirty secret- when you come across some boring banter and it all seems very inside, it's no more than just a bunch of people talking to themselves. ever driven through an indian reservation at breakneck speed and seen those guys laying around drunk and sometimes their lips are moving? that about gives you the idea.

much like Precious rigged up in some wrapping paper on the red carpet, and much like Mo'nique getting an award for playing (herself) in a movie, it's all a big nothing.




Don't make me tell you twice...



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#520120 - 06/05/11 01:26 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: Smelly Monkey]
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weird thing is i'm looking at another car this week. what's your schedule like?.
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#520133 - 06/05/11 01:44 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: Smelly Monkey]
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Here's my graduating class.


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#520136 - 06/05/11 01:45 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: Smelly Monkey]
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There's a clusterfuck of car wrecks ahead this week, it seems. Some drivers can't handle the pressure. Oh well.

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#520138 - 06/05/11 01:50 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Here's my graduating class.




That is Rasputin, isn't it? I took his Algebra class. Prolly should have stuck to rhetoric.

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#520140 - 06/05/11 01:53 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: Smelly Monkey]
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i really am looking at cars this week. not to derail but i'm talking real money here. mpz..pm me.
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#520145 - 06/05/11 02:06 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: freepornstarpix
Jimmyboy, I hope the redhead from scottsdale is involved in your investigations


Shiloh McKinley?

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An interesting chemistry experiment where you mix a bloody civil war battle with a mountain in Alaska.

Lots of red and rolling hills.
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#520150 - 06/05/11 02:28 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: Smelly Monkey]
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only because i love monkey games....




is that ftw?.





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#520152 - 06/05/11 02:38 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!

An interesting chemistry experiment where you mix a bloody civil war battle with a mountain in Alaska.


No love for Buffalo murder vics?

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#520153 - 06/05/11 02:42 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher


is that ftw?.






Why the fuck do you bastards keep confusing me with Germy Steal? Jesus.

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#520154 - 06/05/11 03:02 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
There's a clusterfuck of car wrecks ahead this week, it seems. Some drivers can't handle the pressure. Oh well.


Show should we stay tuned? Same Bat Channel, Same Bat Time?

I hope it doesn't drop on Tuesday, I have a busy Tuesday, lawyers, guns, money, groceries, barbershop, weed wacking, lil Jerkules wacking, add in work and a dunk in the pool and it is a full schedule. I don't want to miss the deleted posts. What am I going to do? Any way I could rent google's spider and have it pm me the screen caps it saves for the cache? Fuck. I know I'm going to miss good shit, I always miss good shit.
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#520155 - 06/05/11 03:22 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I hope it doesn't drop on Tuesday, I have a busy Tuesday, lawyers, guns, money, groceries, barbershop, weed wacking, lil Jerkules wacking, add in work and a dunk in the pool and it is a full schedule. I don't want to miss the deleted posts. What am I going to do?



When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that, a moment before, was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do.

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#520163 - 06/05/11 03:52 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: Smelly Monkey]
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Methinks you're as desperate for relevance as Lubben.

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#520166 - 06/05/11 04:04 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: Smelly Monkey]
J.B.
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I think, no, I know I've got you in a full-on panic about them.

How's it feel to be the one on the defensive?

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#520169 - 06/05/11 04:14 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: ]
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You know, sometimes I'm glad I only know a tenth of the shit that goes on here.
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#520172 - 06/05/11 04:25 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: Smelly Monkey]
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Hey Mopetard: I'm throwing some stuff on the grill. You've got ~30 minutes to come up with your next fail.

Beso.

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#520174 - 06/05/11 04:39 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: Smelly Monkey]
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Ima go get some fried chicken, and watch this shit go down.
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#520176 - 06/05/11 04:58 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
You know, sometimes I'm glad I only know a tenth of the shit that goes on here.


I don't know either, but suspect it has something to do with the post on Weiner that was deleted the other night. The only drama I'm interested in tonight will be on the court, in Dallas.

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#520188 - 06/05/11 06:50 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: Mark_J]
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Why would anyone actually blow the cover of the monkey? that's so gay george michael wouldn't stop at that rest stop even if the urinal cakes are made of poppers.

if you know, it's not something you're welcome to share-some people will be bullshit being "filled in" by some "chinatown" wannabee. just don't, same as all members real lives.
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#520189 - 06/05/11 06:55 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: jamesn]
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Originally Posted By: jamesn
just don't, same as all members real lives.


So then why do you and Marty feel it's okay to help the fuckers outing your friends.

Yes, I'm looking at you.

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#520190 - 06/05/11 06:56 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: Smelly Monkey]
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And you want to talk george Michael gay? Fuck the both of you, that's Michael Jackson gay.

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#520191 - 06/05/11 07:03 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: Mark_J]
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the san diego fast fleet might get you a billfish, but the japanese and the cabo explosion hemingway's peers pretty much raped that area of those 1250lb brutes

i'm still convinced the sportsfish to end all pelagics is a big shortfin-25'bounce and they blew away sailfish for fastest fish-a 68mph 1100lb fucker that eats adult swordfish and black marlin, with north atl. bluefin as their staple is a bad, bad man.

two charters on mv will get me out there and slick for one-but they're not gaffing them. not that i need a torpedo-shaped apex predator on my wall, but apparently it's cake to taxidermy 3.5" slugs or .223 from a m4 and the captain quoting the amity police chief verbatim because 30 rounds is a bare minimum if you've watched JAWS BECAUSE SHARKS ACTUALLY ROAR LIKE THAT. so many kids listening for the roar of a great white today, it's tragic.
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#520192 - 06/05/11 07:04 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: ]
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marty? don't quite follow. please find three examples of me "outing" anyone here. i'm mortified if i've done that to those i consider to be friends on this place-and pwl was months late, damage done yet i mentioned exactly who?

smartt, tricia, etc. are prey-i'm not opposed to bad things happening to worse people. friends i've outed? i'm skeptical but curious. james.


Edited by jamesn (06/05/11 07:09 PM)
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#520193 - 06/05/11 07:06 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: Smelly Monkey]
J.B.
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Cut the shit, Ivy Boy.

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#520194 - 06/05/11 07:11 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: ]
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it was college, if that defines me i'll be crying in front of my summer-school diploma(that's how bloody perfect i am, two courses short). smarter kids went to suffolk, let's get real.
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#520196 - 06/05/11 07:15 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: Smelly Monkey]
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Yes, jamesn, let's get real. Why are you and Marty helping to fuck your friend?

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#520197 - 06/05/11 07:15 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: ]
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that's lame, unless he actually wants it up.

original as a dr.dre hook in 93.
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#520198 - 06/05/11 07:18 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: jamesn]
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who the fuck is marty? seriously, I've met one marty and he was a bartender who boozed up my friend's father to face his family after golf. should it be of importance, which is a marty-first, tell me who this cohort of cigarette-breath is, privately please.
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#520199 - 06/05/11 07:23 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: Smelly Monkey]
J.B.
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Done.

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#520201 - 06/05/11 07:27 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: Smelly Monkey]
J.B.
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your bottom-of-the-barrel reach above proves me right.

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#520203 - 06/05/11 07:35 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: Smelly Monkey]
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This, from the guy who pretends to be a fat black photographer and posts links to people's ID's? Please.

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#520204 - 06/05/11 07:37 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: ]
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listen, two or three people have seen what i look like. while i'm pretty much what mike-angelo saw in the block of marble, just stop being a cheesedick and posting jim's picture.

people get wrecked and make decisions they'd otherwise avoid here-you might find yourself in the same situation at some point, people remember who took the high or low road during times of vulnerability. think about it please.
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#520205 - 06/05/11 07:39 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: jamesn]
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oh, feel free to blow her up, google earth her doormat and make sure some weirdo from craigslist knocks on the window 5x a week looking for an enema and a cuddle.
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#520206 - 06/05/11 07:40 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: Smelly Monkey]
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pretty much what mike-angelo saw in the block of marble


Pity about the horns, though.
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#520209 - 06/05/11 07:46 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: ]
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it's gotta be deflating to be female and totally immune to sexual assault and rape. sad, really.

crack might trim you down to viable by the confused and high.
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#520211 - 06/05/11 07:54 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: jamesn]
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Originally Posted By: jamesn
crack might trim you down to viable by the confused and high.


I've seen quite a few that doesn't work for. But being able to afford crack gets them some action from those equally revolting and addicted.
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#520212 - 06/05/11 07:54 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: freepornstarpix
Jimmy, post some screencaps or shit like that


Screencaps of what. Those links? Nah. They've been forwarded to the proper authorities. Nice try, though.

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#520214 - 06/05/11 07:57 PM Re: JB's graduating class photo [Re: Smelly Monkey]
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I keep checking in to see if this thing will make any sense.
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