oh, feel free to blow her up, google earth her doormat and make sure some weirdo from craigslist knocks on the window 5x a week looking for an enema and a cuddle.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits