who the fuck is marty? seriously, I've met one marty and he was a bartender who boozed up my friend's father to face his family after golf. should it be of importance, which is a marty-first, tell me who this cohort of cigarette-breath is, privately please.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits