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#396214 - 01/31/09 11:37 PM
Whores Who Think They Are "Models"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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I think it's fun rummaging around the model websites, looking for whores who still think of themselves as "models." IMO, a "model" doesn't get plugged in the ass for a living, but I digress. Here are some whores who still think of themselves as "models."
Sophie Dee.
I like Sophie Dee. She is a very nice whore. But she also pretends to be a model. And that isn't craic.
Name: Sophie Dee
Site: http://www.modelmayhem.com/777783
Last login: 31 Jan 2009
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i am looking for paid modeling jobs, im also intrested in doing trade . tfp / tfcd
im also looking to build a portfolio.
im really intrested in being in more magazine and pin up style shots.and intrested in doinging anything that i dont already have.
Reality non-model work:
--Anal Exploition 11
--Daddy's Worst Nightmare 9
--Transsexual Gangbang 14
Next!!!! 
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#396215 - 01/31/09 11:40 PM
Re: Whores Who Think They Are "Models"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Cassandra Calogera
Nice whore with great tits. But a model...c'mon...
Name: Cassandra Calogera
Site: http://www.modelmayhem.com/438892
Last Login: Jan 21, 2009
Wishes:
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I would like to try new areas of modeling and am open to any new ideas! Glamor style is my favorite but i would really love to work with anyone who creates beautiful pictures.
Reality non-model work
--No More Bush
--Addicted to Boobs 6
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#396216 - 01/31/09 11:47 PM
Re: Whores Who Think They Are "Models"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Kimberly Kane
Used to post here, then got infected with the vivid.alt disease,
Name: Kimberly Kane
Site: http://www.modelmayhem.com/415523
Last Login: 20 Jan 2009
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TRADE vs PAY: I have rates and I will use them My photo rates for non-nude are TOTALLY reasonable and my nude rates aren't that bad. Message me. Let's chat. I do trade on exception.
Reality non-model:
--Reality Sucks
--Lesbian Bukkake 6
--Ghould Gone Wild
Thanks for being so inspirational, whores.
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#396217 - 02/01/09 11:51 AM
Re: Whores Who Think They Are "Models"
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
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Kimberly Kane
Used to post here, then got infected with the vivid.alt disease,
Name: Kimberly Kane
Site: http://www.modelmayhem.com/415523
Last Login: 20 Jan 2009
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TRADE vs PAY: I have rates and I will use them My photo rates for non-nude are TOTALLY reasonable and my nude rates aren't that bad. Message me. Let's chat. I do trade on exception.
Reality non-model:
--Reality Sucks
--Lesbian Bukkake 6
--Ghould Gone Wild
Thanks for being so inspirational, whores.
I can't speak for the others....
Kimberly does Model. She’s worked with fetish photographer Steve Diet Goedde and many others posing for websites and books. So technically she is a model. Just not a model like you are alluding too.
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#396218 - 02/01/09 12:26 PM
Re: Whores Who Think They Are "Models"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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#396220 - 02/01/09 02:25 PM
Re: Whores Who Think They Are "Models"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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These women are in fact models.
Models of stupidity and definetely on the road to retardom.
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#396221 - 02/01/09 10:52 PM
Re: Whores Who Think They Are "Models"
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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Willie getting us back to basics- good point. I wonder if the more efficient question wouldn't be "Models Who Think They Aren't Whores". I have a friend that's got a model mayhem profile (rightly so - she's hot). She's admitted she doesn't take any gigs that get offered, and simply likes the attention and ego-boost of constant offers for work, none of which she ever replies to. She's mentioned taking a gig at a car show once as a booth model, but it was "boring" and the guys wanting to take pictures with her were "creepy", so that was that.
A few months ago we go out drinking for her birthday one night with her filthy rich boyfriend in tow, and with one too many slugs in him later in the evening, he nudges me, points to her on the dance floor and says "her asshole - it's tight like a grape, man, but she takes it smooth". The latina goddess is whore to the core, but delusional. Too much of the boyfriend's money trickles down for her own good, making her complacent, but same fucking diff as any girl trading ass for cash.
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#396222 - 02/01/09 11:09 PM
Re: Whores Who Think They Are "Models"
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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Cassandra Calogera
Nice whore with great tits. But a model...c'mon...
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Wishes: I would like to try new areas of modeling and am open to any new ideas! Glamor style is my favorite but i would really love to work with anyone who creates beautiful pictures.
Interesting quote from Cassandra- christ almighty. I guess you can't blame them for trying, stranded there on porn island sending out S.O.S. smoke signals to the so-called "mainstream" of getting their pitcher taken. Who knows, maybe she'll be able to quit porn when she gets the call from the ShamWow people, to be the demo girl for their new product:
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#396223 - 02/01/09 11:25 PM
Re: Whores Who Think They Are "Models"
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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^^^^ahahahahaha!
I want that shammy so bad!
..proceed.
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#396224 - 02/02/09 12:29 AM
Re: Whores Who Think They Are "Models"
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
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I hate that fuckin' douchebag! And yet... the cadence of his voice enchants me. Not unlike that of the legendary Siren.
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#396226 - 02/02/09 11:56 AM
Re: Whores Who Think They Are "Models"
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
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Quote:
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Cassandra Calogera
Nice whore with great tits. But a model...c'mon...
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Wishes: I would like to try new areas of modeling and am open to any new ideas! Glamor style is my favorite but i would really love to work with anyone who creates beautiful pictures.
Interesting quote from Cassandra- christ almighty. I guess you can't blame them for trying, stranded there on porn island sending out S.O.S. smoke signals to the so-called "mainstream" of getting their pitcher taken. Who knows, maybe she'll be able to quit porn when she gets the call from the ShamWow people, to be the demo girl for their new product:
This could be your finest post ever Mark J.
You can’t go wrong with that spaz Spence and his Shamwow
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#396228 - 02/02/09 12:09 PM
Re: Whores Who Think They Are "Models"
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
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#396229 - 02/02/09 02:33 PM
Re: Whores Who Think They Are "Models"
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/02/09
Posts: 30
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Quote:
Cassandra Calogera
Nice whore with great tits. But a model...c'mon...
Name: Cassandra Calogera
Site: http://www.modelmayhem.com/438892
Last Login: Jan 21, 2009
Wishes:
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I would like to try new areas of modeling and am open to any new ideas! Glamor style is my favorite but i would really love to work with anyone who creates beautiful pictures.
Reality non-model work
--No More Bush
--Addicted to Boobs 6
She seems like the perfect candidate for American Bukkake. That would be great for her first modeling gig...stupid bitch! She sures does look stellar covered in cum I must say. 
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#396232 - 02/02/09 06:45 PM
Re: Whores Who Think They Are "Models"
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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cmon
everyone keeps a modelmayhem account open so you can get pics
you can get alot of trade shoots thatbway and be swimming in pics
girls always need new pics
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#396234 - 02/02/09 07:10 PM
Re: Whores Who Think They Are "Models"
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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i do  and i wish i had markj, but sadly i havent filmed any blowbangs yet  but i cant wait to id kind of rather swallow than have it all a facial though
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#396235 - 02/02/09 09:41 PM
Re: Whores Who Think They Are "Models"
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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I tried to put up a model mayhem profile but they kicked me out because I shoot porn.
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I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#396237 - 02/02/09 11:38 PM
Re: Whores Who Think They Are "Models"
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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I tried to put up a model mayhem profile but they kicked me out because I shoot porn.
they don't like competition.
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#396238 - 02/03/09 05:08 AM
Re: Whores Who Think They Are "Models"
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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yeahthey dont let you netwrok in "that field" on modelmayhem lol but you can be sneaky holly! you just cantsay "i shoot adult content" outright theres plenty of people that shooot adult that are on there, they just dont put it on their profiles, or their lowkey about it i cantbelieve they kicked you off! that is so mean! Quote:
I tried to put up a model mayhem profile but they kicked me out because I shoot porn.
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#396239 - 02/03/09 03:27 PM
Re: Whores Who Think They Are "Models"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Here's a great one...
Name: Rachel Steele
Site: http://www.modelmayhem.com/103309
Last login: Feb 3, 2009
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Reliable and on time. Always enthusiastic and good natured. Photographers say I am a joy to work with. I am looking for paid shoots only at this time.
I can be demure and timid or wild and oozing sexuality. I can do high fashion all the way to fetish and bondage. I am comfortable in a dress or nude.
Porn reality check:
You put out a line of mother/son incest videos...that pretty much makes you a whore, not a model. And a kinky whore at that. Get a load of this description:
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Rachel's son and daughter had a surprise birthday party for her. They baked her cake and asked her to make a wish. Rachel thought for a moment, what she really wished for. She slipped into a daydream. Her secret wish was to have her son and daughter pleasure her. First she wanted Leihla to come in and make love to her, and then she wished while her daughter was doing that her son Allen would stand naked and jerk off. They would switch places, Allan would lick Rachel's pussy and kiss her all over while his sister got naked and joined in. Rachel also wanted her son's cock. Alan let her have it with her daughter. They licked it together and took turns sucking. The final wish was for her son to cum in and on her mouth. She snapped out of her day dream and realized her son and daughter were waiting for her to tell them her wish, she wiped a bead of sweat from her brow from the hot day dream and told them she wished for a cleaning service. That was a lie, but she could not tell them what she really wanted, it was all just a birthday wish, or was it?
 http://www.clips4sale.com/5674
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#396240 - 02/03/09 04:25 PM
Re: Whores Who Think They Are "Models"
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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oh my god!
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"Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#396241 - 02/03/09 08:37 PM
Re: Whores Who Think They Are "Models"
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Anonymous
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Here's a great one...
Name: Rachel Steele
Site: http://www.modelmayhem.com/103309
Last login: Feb 3, 2009
Wishes:
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Reliable and on time. Always enthusiastic and good natured. Photographers say I am a joy to work with. I am looking for paid shoots only at this time.
I can be demure and timid or wild and oozing sexuality. I can do high fashion all the way to fetish and bondage. I am comfortable in a dress or nude.
Porn reality check:
You put out a line of mother/son incest videos...that pretty much makes you a whore, not a model. And a kinky whore at that. Get a load of this description:
Quote:
Rachel's son and daughter had a surprise birthday party for her. They baked her cake and asked her to make a wish. Rachel thought for a moment, what she really wished for. She slipped into a daydream. Her secret wish was to have her son and daughter pleasure her. First she wanted Leihla to come in and make love to her, and then she wished while her daughter was doing that her son Allen would stand naked and jerk off. They would switch places, Allan would lick Rachel's pussy and kiss her all over while his sister got naked and joined in. Rachel also wanted her son's cock. Alan let her have it with her daughter. They licked it together and took turns sucking. The final wish was for her son to cum in and on her mouth. She snapped out of her day dream and realized her son and daughter were waiting for her to tell them her wish, she wiped a bead of sweat from her brow from the hot day dream and told them she wished for a cleaning service. That was a lie, but she could not tell them what she really wanted, it was all just a birthday wish, or was it?
http://www.clips4sale.com/5674
I see you willie and raise ya this-
http://tampa.backpage.com/AdultJobs/need_males_18_25_for_fantasy_and_facial_clips_44/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=565399
Need males 18 - 25 for fantasy and facial clips - 44
We need shooters! Can you cum more than once in two hours? Looking for male models to work with myself (MILF) and/or my girlfriends shooting short video clips for my online stores. I shoot bondage, hj, bj, roleplay mother/son and MILF content. You must sign a model release and provide a valid ID. No compensation other than a good time and as many orgasms as you can manage. Please send full nude erect body pic and a phone number so we can chat. I will respond with links for my online stores and a sample video so you can see the content I shoot.
http://tampa.backpage.com/AdultJobs/girls_18_40_wanted_for_fetish_video_clips_45/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=565403
Girls 18 - 40 wanted for fetish video clips - 45
Pretty girls or MILF's wanted to shoot short video clips for my online stores.
What we shoot: softcore, girl/girl, girl/girl/boy, hj, bj, toys, damsel in distress, simulated intercourse and roleplay.
What we do not shoot: Any intercourse or anal.
Models must sign model release and have valid ID. If interested please send a nude picture and your phone number. I will respond with links to all my online stores so you can see the content that I shoot. $100/hour.
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#396242 - 02/03/09 08:38 PM
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Anonymous
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I tried to put up a model mayhem profile but they kicked me out because I shoot porn.
Dont worry Holly....MM SUCKS! 
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#396243 - 02/04/09 03:02 PM
Re: Whores Who Think They Are "Models"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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There should be a thread: Models on ModelMayhem Who Think They are Models.
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#396245 - 02/04/09 07:02 PM
Re: Whores Who Think They Are "Models"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5096
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This title sounds promising: MILF 380 - Daughter and Daddy Teach Mother a Lesson.  fighting 
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#396246 - 02/05/09 03:33 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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i have a pic in mine called "gwc" with me bending over in a closet, and a close up of photographer crotch with boner in the forground i get comments on it like ,"love the composition" "good concept" and "great lighting!" lol Quote:
You're ignoring the funniest section - picture comments.
GWC's dropping incredibly pretentious clangers, such as...
"This is such a perfect shot...your pose and the look in your eye!"
"Such a bold display of your sexuality."
Usually in reference to poorly lit and shot pretty girl images. Which preceded the actual 'bold display of sexuality,' a throat fucking by some ex con.
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#396249 - 02/05/09 08:06 PM
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The best "comment" was from some douchebag who asked, "What is 'Gent Magazine?'" 
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i dont know what is the point of make a profile in MM, 70% are models, 10% scammers, and the other 20% are "photographers" who wanna get laid
Moxie admitted he did this before he slumped off in disgrace.
I imagine that Joe Tuna fraud would admit the same thing. Can someone call Hailey Young and confirm this after she comes off her meth binge?
you think MM has it bad....just go over to...onemodelplace.com and see the "talent" & "shooters" over there.... 
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#396250 - 02/05/09 08:26 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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yeah
omp is a trip you guys
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"Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#396252 - 02/22/09 12:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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I already posted this elsewhere but it's a gem:
http://www.xxxfilmjobs.com/profile_view.php?user_id=787&thismain=11
Voice over? Print model? Stage acting? Jayden, baby, you suck cock. Own it....
Edited by tattypatty (02/22/09 12:30 PM)
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#396253 - 02/25/09 05:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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#396254 - 02/26/09 07:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Considering what most of his talent looks like the blurrier the photo the easier it is on my acid reflux.
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#396255 - 02/26/09 11:27 PM
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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The Whores Who Think They're Models saga may have a new case in point, with the inspiring story of Michelle Peters:
Step 1. created myspace profile, threw up tease pics off the cel, soaked up attention from nerd spam "you're so hot are you a model?"
Step 2. created modelmayhem profile to chase delusions of grandeur.
Michelle Peters
New Port Richey, Florida
http://www.modelmayhem.com/536238
About me: I am an aspiring model hoping to get a lot of work on here. I have done bondage, fetish and artistic nude modeling. I enjoy it very much.
Step 3. flew out to porn valley to make a quick buck getting a ball juice mustache from director munchkin. promised self she'd go right back home afterward to wait on victoria's secret catalog to call.
Step 4. blew money in anticipation of the big lingerie contract, which surprisingly never materialized, so chugged duke skywalker's bladder instead, to keep up minimum payments. artsy.
Step 5. (predicted) writes sob story about evil porn industry that got her high and made her asshole fall out- noting days spent with a balled up gym sock stuffed in it, holding her breath and thinking tight thoughts. submits tragic tale to shelley lubben and LIB, finds jesus, rediscovers inner sunrise, the end, GTFO, next.
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#396256 - 02/27/09 09:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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I fucking love the phrase "ball juice mustache" and munchkins too. But not together. Lunchkin.
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#396258 - 02/27/09 11:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Excellent job, Mark J.
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#519950 - 06/04/11 02:27 AM
Re: Whores Who Think They Are "Models"
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Who will stand up for Michelle Peters' right to call herself a model? I WILL! Haven't you ever heard of a parts model? Here, Michelle is modeling her anus....very nicely, too.  Here, Michelle is modeling her mouth.  Here, Michelle demonstrates doggy.  Spanky spanky hanky panky. Who but a real model could get the pink shading exactly as needed? 
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#519967 - 06/04/11 11:30 AM
Re: Whores Who Think They Are "Models"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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She's kinda cute, BI. What led you to go off-type?
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#519993 - 06/04/11 02:52 PM
Re: Whores Who Think They Are "Models"
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
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Brandon, I am assuming that is you in this picture because you posted it. Unlike the ADT fan boi types, I cannot identify mopes by their cocks. On the very slim chance that you actually make it back into the Los Angeles porn business, you should probably quit "taking samples" from the Tim Hortons doughnut fryer you are manning whilst plotting your return to the US. Remember there is only room for one Dick Nasty in porn, and you sir are no Dick Nasty. From this picture, it looks like you were well on the way to Dick Nasty girth.
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