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#52002 - 08/30/04 05:56 PM Unfucking believable Female Jail Birds seek love
Chino Cochino Offline
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Registered: 08/20/04
Posts: 688

The unbelievable part is anybody desperate enough to seek out a jail bird for a relationship.

I think you would be better off with a mail order bride.

http://www.womenbehindbars.com/

http://www.womenbehindbars.com/ladies.shtml

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#52003 - 08/30/04 08:24 PM Re: Unfucking believable Female Jail Birds seek love
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
Quote:


The unbelievable part is anybody desperate enough to seek out a jail bird for a relationship.

I think you would be better off with a mail order bride.






and going to a hooker isn't desperate?

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#52004 - 08/30/04 08:47 PM Re: Unfucking believable Female Jail Birds seek lo
Chino Cochino Offline
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Registered: 08/20/04
Posts: 688
Quote:

Quote:


The unbelievable part is anybody desperate enough to seek out a jail bird for a relationship.

I think you would be better off with a mail order bride.






and going to a hooker isn't desperate?





Hookers are for sex dipshit.

If I went to hookers seeking a relationship then that would be desperate.

Get a clue.

Oh, I forgot your wifey does your thinking for you.

Does wifey also give you a spanking when you don't listen.

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#52005 - 08/30/04 09:24 PM Re: Unfucking believable Female Jail Birds seek lo
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Some of these whores look strokable, but I hear sometimes when you actually get to see them, it turns out they used someone else's picture. Worthless fucking whores.
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#52006 - 08/30/04 09:38 PM Re: Unfucking believable Female Jail Birds seek lo
Chino Cochino Offline
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Registered: 08/20/04
Posts: 688
Quote:

Some of these whores look strokable, but I hear sometimes when you actually get to see them, it turns out they used someone else's picture. Worthless fucking whores.





The ugly sluts who use other girl's pics must be in the slammer for identity theft.

Hey, you can't blame them they are just doing what they do best, impersonate somebody else.

Here's to ugly jail sluts who use other girl's pics to try to lure sad lonely guys into a web of death.

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#52007 - 08/30/04 10:20 PM Re: Unfucking believable Female Jail Birds seek lo
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Web of death? Doubtful.

Web of strangers depositing money into their prison account? Yes!
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#52008 - 08/30/04 10:24 PM Re: Unfucking believable Female Jail Birds seek lo
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
This shit cracks me up. Some of these are written like real fucking personal ads. Candlelight dinners and long walks on the beach? Not until you're paroled... for attempted murder!

She longs for the sound of waterfalls!
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#52009 - 08/30/04 10:50 PM Re: Unfucking believable Female Jail Birds seek lo
Chino Cochino Offline
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Registered: 08/20/04
Posts: 688
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Web of death? Doubtful.

Web of strangers depositing money into their prison account? Yes!




If a guy hooks up with this black widow after she is released we'll see if it is web of death or not.

Convicted of murder but will be released in 2009.

http://www.prisonpenpals.org/731903.html

"but I do have a playful side too"

Honey, if I saw you walking a block away, I'd be running the
other direction as fast as I can.




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#52010 - 08/31/04 02:32 AM Re: Unfucking believable Female Jail Birds seek lo
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

and going to a hooker isn't desperate?




Your not paying for the sex. Your paying to leave afterwards with no strings attached.

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#52011 - 08/31/04 03:18 AM Re: Unfucking believable Female Jail Birds seek lo
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Outstanding.

Things like this make life worth living!
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#52012 - 08/31/04 02:42 PM Re: Unfucking believable Female Jail Birds seek lo
2cums Offline
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
I wonder if she will do anal during a conjungical visit?
http://www.womenbehindbars.com/profiles/af7810.shtml

She says she will spread her wings, but I would rather spread something else.

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