Brandon, I am assuming that is you in this picture because you posted it. Unlike the ADT fan boi types, I cannot identify mopes by their cocks.

On the very slim chance that you actually make it back into the Los Angeles porn business, you should probably quit "taking samples" from the Tim Hortons doughnut fryer you are manning whilst plotting your return to the US. Remember there is only room for one Dick Nasty in porn, and you sir are no Dick Nasty. From this picture, it looks like you were well on the way to Dick Nasty girth.