fight the urge to spoil the commons

10" Cast-Iron grill pan: $24.99

12-Quart Stainless Steel stockpot: $39.99



Need to get a good dutch oven sometime this week.

Invite Panzer over and feed him some beans and eggs.

I wouldn't invite Panzer over if I could feed him his last meal before the needle.

For my 50th birthday today I've reserved a 50 year old...in whore years...whore. She has freakishly long nipples. I love a freak show. And shame. I fucking love the shame.

Happy Birthday, my brutha!!!!!

I hope you skewered her farthole.

shamrock pendant.

tee by these guys

http://shop.wesc.com/category/mens-tees

I bought a couple of high-capacity Lithium-Polymer batteries for a drone I purchased recently. These types of batteries aren't supposed to be shipped via air freight because of the risk of fire, so I selected UPS Ground shipping.

So... the batteries left the store located near Seattle and spent almost a week in transit being shipped by truck to Sacramento, California and then were put on a plane anyway and shipped to Alaska for delivery.

I guess UPS doesn't actually send trucks all the way to Alaska or something, so this is their roundabout way of making sure my delivery took forever to get here, instead of just putting it on a plane from Seattle to Anchorage the next day.

A new snow shovel-the old one broke. Fucking winter!!!

Omg I love shoveling snow! And great workout!

I like to drag my scrotum through the snow...like a plow.

Like a plow boss.

X6 vape pen from a chatty fellow on Facebook for $10. Glass dry herb attachment from the Pakis for $5. Did the deal on the Paki's counter. I'd never tried the e-juices before, and the guy had some strawberry mango in it. Very tasty. Rips like a motherfucker. If I smoked cigarettes I'd definitely switch over to try to quit. Going to need a concentrates adapter for it.

Domain for 2yrs: $17.90 + free WhoIs anonymizing. Purchased w/ that free money I got from my Chaturbate affiliate. Howzat for ya, Panzer. FREE DOMAIN!

A bunch of e-buddies on a different board are all into vaping. They all love the flavors targeted at coloreds, Thug Juice being a fave. One dude practically jizzed his pants on Cotton Candy flavor.

I'm going to look next weekend for non nicotine flavors. It's very much like doing the hookah thing. The get rich quick in me is researching how to make the stuff. All organic and that bullshit.

Mini Jambox. Radio Shack in Pt Authority NYC (super jankity bus station and major hub to most subway lines.)

Was $179. Down to $117 then 30% off because they're going OUTTA BUSINESS! "They won't be undersold!"

I hate hookah. It's like smoking Victoria's Secret body sprays.

That's nice.

Bunch of food and crap for the house at Sam's Club: $136

WordPress theme: $69 discounted to $27.60 w/ 60% off coupon code I found via the Google.

I found a Streammate affiliate program, 30% of money spent, but they have a $250 minimum payout. They also offer like $30 or $40/ free sign up. That is crazy. If Chaturbate had that kind of pay out, I would have made over a grand by now.

3x cheeseburgers that I made into 1 at Wendy's for $3.23
3x cheeseburgers that I made into 1 at Burger King for $3.27
1x 8-pack of cheap chinese dish scrubbers over at 86th Street store for $1.00
1x bag of nacho cheese Bravo chips for $1.00 at Riteway

No money spent on food today.
$20 to have my hair blown out straight.
$2 1 litre water.

I purchased a rubber gia jordan doll for $1.50.

Bought 4x Trisonic brand of keyed padlocks at the local 99c store for $2.29 each. Gave cashier $10.00, he gave me $12.42 back.

I'm going to buy this after I deposit some $$ on Friday or Saturday. I'm sick of having to jump off cars. If I get this, then I'll be able to park the tractor in my old run in shed, instead of having to park it in front of my garage.

Plus, I plan to leave it in my van, and charge my cell off it, if I need to. I don't have a constant power cigarette lighter plug in my mini van anymore, and the damn phone don't charge going 3-4 blocks at a time when I'm doing deliveries.

http://www.amazon.com/Clore-JNC660-Jump-...ds=jump+n+carry

You gonna hook this thing up to your nuts and give it a go?

No. I'm gonna get one w/ a cigarette lighter socket so I could stick my dick in it. I figure that once I swirl the pre-cum around the head, it should conduct the electricity.

You mean the Auto-Suck, car vagina?

Paid too much. At least yours doesn't yap.

a pile of dog toys and another elastic leash.

2x cans of Rip It Power - $1 each
1x motorized dog - $3
2x boxes of Popeyes Surf & Turf - $5.43 each
1x padlock for $2.29

I didn't figure you for anything other than a Dollar Store padlock man.

I've been meaning to try that, but I'll wait until it's reviewed on theshitieat.com.

Rubber washer for the washing machine tap spliter - $1 at the local hardware store

FLIR E4 thermal imaging camera. $850.00

You gonna aim that at butthole?

Knowing him it will be Asian or Crazy or both, but it will definitely be a chick, so you won't be interested.

1-ride MetroCazrd - $2.50
20x items for $20.44 at Dollar Tree

underwear. and a nice plaid shirt from Scotch & Soda . that store down from the Nelligan, G.....

Yep. I love that area! And come to the Scotch and Soda here in NYC!

$10 Black long wool cardigan. Goodwill.
$100 Photoshop class. Starting in April.

i should. passport getting done haha.

I got that Kelby shit flyer in the mail.

Around $60 for a bunch of shit at Dollar Tree. EAD body wash and 8oz Battered Mushrooms are my favorite items from teh purchase.

-cause some mushroom just don't know when to shut up.

The way Alex treats his food, a beating's getting off easy.

hair stuff. beard stuff. combs.

Tickets for Spokane Chiefs hockey tonite.

Is that how you attrach the trannies into your grandmother's soviet apartment? You fucking bitch.

For a second, I thought Battered Mushrooms was one of your body sprays.

combination lock

4 cans of deodorant from Amazon, cause CVS and Walgreens didn't have the one I like, and I didn't feel like looking anywhere else.