My twitter account was hacked and someone is posting this pic and sending it out to young women. I can't say with certitude it's not me.

Great. We've got one foreigner pretending to be The Mayor, now we've got another foreigner pretending to be a congressman.

Brandon just thinks Weiner is cute and wants to rub boners with him via double vag.

Forgive me for wanting to improve myself and use the word "certitude" for once. American Congressmen are some of the most prolific pornographers out there!

^^^Mostly child and gay, IIRC.

So, now that they are muscling in on the unattractive women turf, you're making a counter-attack.

Brilliant.

I admire and respect your ex-Governor Schwanzenegger. He kept his schwanz busy. Once I am able to feed myself, I hope to be able to father many children. I say this with absolute certitude.

Not my ex-Governor.

Based on my ever-changing residence my ex-Governors include McGreevey & Spitzer.

Can your ex-Gov's mistresses compete?

As what? A roadblock?

The old saying in politics was: don't get caught with a dead girl or a live boy. The Internet age has certainly made it more complicated.

Brandon, you finally shot a picture that doesn't have mustard-colored walls in the background. Congrats.

I've been with many, many dead girls. Most claim they are tired or worked a demanding shoot prior to coming over to see me. The truth is they don't like me.

Brandon the truth is you are one funny motherfucker

It's not making you a dime, yet you're still taking of pictures of it. What a weiner.

It may not be making me a dime but it is bringing in a pretty Penny.
Seriously, though, I'm like a farmer who gets paid by the government not to grow a crop.

There he goes pretending to be a congressman again.

What part of

did you not understand?

If you were a real congressman, or an American, that would be red WHITE and blue instead of red GREY and blue.

Just for starters.

Ummm...my underwear is "experienced." The waistband was white when they were new. A loooong time ago.

You've seen the Star. Would you like to see the Stripe?