So the girls will like me

What type of gay ass search did you do to find that ?

I don't know ben ... seems like the kind of guy that John McGraw would have called a "Cuban" or an "Indian" and that Kenesaw Mountain Landis would see thru McGraw's ruse and not OK the contract.

Based on that assessment, girls who still won't sleep with you would include such favorites of yours like Gia Jordan and THE Twins and other luscious babes like Felix Vicious and Marie McCray.


[A more comprehensive list of exclusions is available from Tritone upon request.]


Though if you're gunning for, say, Amanda Bynes or a Kardashian, this just might be your ticket ... but, I think they want their dark chocolate to be chock full of gold nuggets. At least that's my take.