I'm way too entertained by most of the shit-talking here, and swami's very swaminess is a magnet for it. It's lousy for everyone if he loses his show. Even his natural enemies lose, without swami they'll lose direction until mattcasey comes back.
He's nuts like a small, overly-brave dog that fights anything--he'll fight to the death versus half the board. That's pretty entertaining, but you hardly need to fabricate stuff about him and we're beating the swamiwars theme to death as of late.

There's no reason for needing to make shit up to ruin a stranger's life when this place gravitates towards being a pack of hyenas biting each other anyhow. Well, I'm cool with something awful happening to anyone who says "you're a slapper! Shag!".