... makes the site hard on the eyes.




What happened to Tanner Mayes? Or do another jack-off-in-the-box or something. Pretty please.

agreed on the tanner mayes cover..

apparently there's going to be a steady rotation in that prime real estate location so be prepared to adjust once a week. things change.

I'm not even a real fan of hers, but that cover?

Do you know how long a week of black cottage cheese is in FatMan years????

Fatty's right. Even that Brandonesque, faux Rolling Stone cover beneath it would be a better to sight to see when the page reloads.

Location, location, location...

no doubt he's right... it is what it is though.

I get the feeling that "Change the New Release pic" will be to Steve what "Compile those indexes" was to Malice.

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

I will say one thing, though: I'm glad to see the angry Somali kid back. I need to find the old Richard Cole pic.

His sadistic passive-aggressive irritant to drive us to despair?!?

What this tells me is that no matter how much you guys hate Tritone, he's JM's target audience.

Now you've done it: Chuck's gassing up the RV and plotting a course to Weehawken...

He can't park here overnight. No trucks. No RVs. There's a park in North Bergen, though. But, the bus doesn't run too often thru Weehawken. And, I'm a LONG walk from the light rail.




And, I don't see a Gag Factor cover.

It's been so long since Gag Factor 32 I wonder if you are right.

That's only going to piss him off more, the fact that a known pirate* is JM's target audience and not the guy who religiously buys gagfactors and slavishly reviews them. But well done on deflecting his rage away from Jersey and towards Chatsworth.






*No offence to the former pirates who have obtained Letters of Marque and now operate legally.

All these ass wonders make me sick. It's just fat in the wrong place. Abort, neuter and dump.

It wasn't Charin I was trying to rile/insult. [Nor was it Tritone.]





See ... The Truth Will Set You Free.

Nobody's saying you did it maliciously, Fatty. But the fact remains that he's now posting in the special Happy Thread trying to mask his anger.

Nothing good can come of this.

I've moved through denial, anger, and depression on to acceptance concerning the lack of new Gag Factor releases.

I know, and I'm proud of you. I really am. We all are.


But being demographically dispossessed has gotta suck, no matter how you slice it.

Yes, I still have abandonment issues to work through.

Just make sure you work that out through meetings and ancient electronics and stay the hell away from raper's gun safe.

Did I mention that person who proposed the change in demographics was named Donald Carlos Seoane?

And this is the only advantage to the board software update. apparently this program compiles it's own damned indexes.

For now. We're only a few weeks into this.

Everytime a tech fixes a door, somewhere he busts a window.

I'm not sure what's supposed to be good about a 'sloppy' ass. Sounds like someone who doesn't wipe.

Still better than those terrible titles by Brian Pumper though.

Stealing Donny Long's brand?

Praise All That Is Holy.

The offending cover is no longer prominent when posting.

but now theres a porn parody cover.

That's a YP not an MP.