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#577447 - 12/17/12 02:41 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Just the money and the white women. No way I could ever equal his racism and bigotry.
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#577768 - 12/20/12 06:55 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
J.B.
Unregistered


"Everyone knows I like Boys On the Side."

---Brandon Irons

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#577923 - 12/21/12 08:37 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
frankie fatale Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
"I think I saw her in a trailer for a new Evasive Angels movie where black guys assault white girls on bikes and rollerskates."-jigaloo
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#578184 - 12/24/12 05:10 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Plus we all know that there's no such thing as a 6 hour compilation that goes over 75 minutes.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

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#578223 - 12/24/12 10:15 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Back in the VHS days...4 hour comp...fuck yes...3 scenes.
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#578246 - 12/25/12 01:02 AM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
J.B.
Unregistered


"Once you get out into the world --- people see BLACK. And with that comes something that only black men can understand."

---Tritone


"So with great darkness comes great responsibility?"

---Figgs

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#578258 - 12/25/12 06:30 AM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
LouCypher Offline
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Loc: fortified
nice one frank...
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#578514 - 12/27/12 08:05 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
If it was me, I'd be going up to the next dude that walked out on to the porch and asking him where to cop weed in my new town. After buying weed from him a few times, I'd ask if he knew anyone runnin bitches. I am a bad person though. - Game Ninja advising frankie figgs on neighborliness.
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#578527 - 12/27/12 10:32 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
Jerkules Offline
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Thank you Barry.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

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#578631 - 12/29/12 12:30 AM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III
I dont know, but what I do know is that pretty much everyone and their friend make similar stuff these days. You don't hear Kink.com complaining about the state of porn
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#578665 - 12/29/12 12:39 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
"If you have to use a knife and fork it ceases to be a sandwich. This society is fucked." -Barry
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#578960 - 01/01/13 04:08 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
J.B.
Unregistered


"Not seeing a dude that comes with good references and can pay because he is black? Pure racism."

--Tritone, on the 150th anniversary of the Emancipation Proclomation.

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#578962 - 01/01/13 04:51 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: ]
Kingfish Offline
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"Hipsters are like any other subhuman group. Everyone knows an OK one." -- Barry the Pirate commenting on the douche that Gia is sitting next to on New Year's Eve.
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#579533 - 01/07/13 09:19 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
Jerkules Offline
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

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#579535 - 01/07/13 09:49 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
frankie fatale Offline
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fucking comedy^
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#579677 - 01/09/13 07:44 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
he had a client that looked like mark wood so i turned to my mom and told her that guys in like every one of jules jordans videos.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

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#579682 - 01/09/13 08:37 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
There's the problem. It brings nothing to the debate because no one is interested in a debate. We don't live in a time of debate.

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#579695 - 01/09/13 10:43 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Full curtsy.


Edited by Barry the Pirate (01/09/13 10:44 PM)
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#580107 - 01/14/13 10:23 AM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
frankie fatale Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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But I did get to goto a porn convention while working for XPW. Carmella Bing gave me and Ron Jeremy a handjob at the same time. I got to share that with one of my favorite porn stars.-volture

did you watch ron while he was getting his hedgehog groomed?-frankie figgs

I mainly keep looking at Carmella. But some of Ron's spooge got on my pants.-volture
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#580135 - 01/14/13 04:17 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
frankie fatale Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
He's too strong, my shoulders are gonna detach from my body. And he has too much energy, cause he's so young, Im gonna slip him a Xanax!-reinfeld gypsy(reads better taken out of context)
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#580168 - 01/14/13 08:36 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: frankie fatale]
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
A two parter from a Shaggy Bevo poster in a thread titled "Is Anal Overrated?"

I had a few girlfriends who would ask me if I wanted to stick it in their butt now and again but other than being a little change of pace it never did much for me. Mostly, I didn't like having to move as slow as a glacier and always being worried like I was gonna break something. Then I had a new girlfriend who seemed to be really into it and feeling like I could fuck her ass with a little more vigor I said sure. What she didn't mention was that she had colitis. Yeah.. I should tell that story sometime..

And a little later he does.

We were in a motel room and it's kinda dark and I get it in there and start to go to work and then I get this whiff of what smells like coffee and something else I can't quite place. Almost at the same time she crawls away from me in a hurry (later she would tell me she felt something running down her leg) and turns on the light. All I can say is that my mid-section, the sheets, carpet, and even part of the dresser behind me looks like someone threw a shovel of mud at a screen door. She panics and gathers everything around the bed that isn't nailed down and piles it into a corner...I hop in the shower.. and I still don't know how she did it or what she said but she had us in a new room by the time I got out.

Ran into her a while back and to this day I'm the last guy who ever stuck a dick in her ass. So I guess I got that going for me... which is nice...
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#580169 - 01/14/13 08:41 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
shaggybevo still has the best football cartoons

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#580177 - 01/14/13 08:50 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
frankie fatale Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
All I can say is that my mid-section, the sheets, carpet, and even part of the dresser behind me looks like someone threw a shovel of mud at a screen door.

lol
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#580223 - 01/15/13 09:22 AM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: the unknown pervert]
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert
A two parter from a Shaggy Bevo poster in a thread titled "Is Anal Overrated?"

I had a few girlfriends who would ask me if I wanted to stick it in their butt now and again but other than being a little change of pace it never did much for me. Mostly, I didn't like having to move as slow as a glacier and always being worried like I was gonna break something. Then I had a new girlfriend who seemed to be really into it and feeling like I could fuck her ass with a little more vigor I said sure. What she didn't mention was that she had colitis. Yeah.. I should tell that story sometime..

And a little later he does.

We were in a motel room and it's kinda dark and I get it in there and start to go to work and then I get this whiff of what smells like coffee and something else I can't quite place. Almost at the same time she crawls away from me in a hurry (later she would tell me she felt something running down her leg) and turns on the light. All I can say is that my mid-section, the sheets, carpet, and even part of the dresser behind me looks like someone threw a shovel of mud at a screen door. She panics and gathers everything around the bed that isn't nailed down and piles it into a corner...I hop in the shower.. and I still don't know how she did it or what she said but she had us in a new room by the time I got out.

Ran into her a while back and to this day I'm the last guy who ever stuck a dick in her ass. So I guess I got that going for me... which is nice...


funny stuff but that's a pretty solid "urban legend".
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#580281 - 01/15/13 10:18 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
J.B.
Unregistered


This is Quote of the day, not Essay of the day. What's with these walls of texts, explanations, and justifications?

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#580564 - 01/18/13 05:47 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
J.B.
Unregistered


"The problem with the "Golden Age" isn't that the girls weren't hot. Oh, my fuck they are. The problem is that after several years of being fed a steady diet of not having to see the guy's face right the moneyshot, going back and trying to rape myself to "Golden Age" porn is almost impossible. You seriously can't get more than 45 seconds and suddenly here's a closeup of fucking Jamie Gillis' face. Nobody needs to see that. If I want to touch myself to Aunt Peg, it takes some fucking organizing and planning. Like I have the time for that."

---Barry The Pirate

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#580675 - 01/19/13 10:39 AM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
"@Count Jerkula

You could post the same comment as another person, but somehow when you say it, it sounds as if came out of a toilet bowl."

Someone talking to me in the comment section of another site.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

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#580745 - 01/19/13 06:33 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
They know ya.
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#580934 - 01/20/13 09:36 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
frankie fatale Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
"Thanks Frankie, because there's not enough threads with you posting tits in them."-jigaloo(in response to me posting tits in gias thread)
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#581114 - 01/22/13 05:57 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
"I bet 3/4 of the single porn whores lurk here when they have their periods, so they have something to be angry at." - Jerkules
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#581121 - 01/22/13 07:22 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Thank you, Mistah Jig.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

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#581256 - 01/24/13 07:56 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
plus frank should like it because theres helmet in it.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

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#581436 - 01/25/13 07:46 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
frankie fatale Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
"Now we're going to get a fucking animated pet pic thread."


"Over my dead body. I heard all I ever want to hear or see out of Frankie about pets when he posted about stuffing half a dozen poodles and chihuahuas down his sweatpants to thwart immigration when he snuck across the border. Frankie will not be shitting up this thread."-Bornyo
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#581621 - 01/27/13 11:51 AM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
J.B.
Unregistered


"Neighbor allegedly has a Mexican guy coming to check out the goats this week. I hope he takes them all and uses em as hookers before he kills and eats em."

---Jerkules (who really should stop thanking everyone who quotes him here. It'a XPT's QOTD, bro. It ain't the academy awards.)

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#581658 - 01/27/13 01:14 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
QOTD is better than the Academy Awards. To be recognized by the degenerates and wack jobs that are my peers is a much more prestigious honor than being recognized by pole smokers and broads.

Thank you.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

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#581991 - 01/30/13 07:05 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
As soon as I posted that, I knew it was wrong.

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#582089 - 01/31/13 08:10 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Early intervention is what saved him. Trust me. I'm stoned.


On Ron Jeremy's seemingly successful surgeries after an aneurysm was found in his heart.

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#582198 - 02/01/13 06:54 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Originally Posted By: TRPWL
Hot chicks who take it up the ass dont have to date dudes in their 40s who live 1000 miles away.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

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#582199 - 02/01/13 07:04 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Where can we find that quote?
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#582211 - 02/01/13 08:04 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

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#582243 - 02/02/13 09:01 AM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Originally Posted By: PipeDream
Still on the hefty side, so I don't know what she's trying to smile about.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

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#582519 - 02/04/13 07:22 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
it's so fucken sad i can't find the hate on this one.
it's like kids born inside out, dead puppies, or the the person that decided it was a good idea to exploit the sandy hook choir knowing that ray lewis was on the field

shit like that leaves me speechless.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

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#582574 - 02/05/13 01:02 AM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
frankie fatale Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
"The broad with the pooch, I'd let blow me, but only while the dog is hittin it."-jerky

fucking comedy.i tip my hat to you.
_________________________
i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#582632 - 02/05/13 02:23 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Thank you Frankie, I try.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral

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#583057 - 02/10/13 12:52 AM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
frankie fatale Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
this is catastrophic beyond human dimension. as these women might be dead and slow-cooking in the afterlife this time next year it's time we shoved a few things out onto the table. Carmella does look rode hard, I hate to say it- i believe the term used was 'toilet sloppy' insofar as its been applied to dana dearmond before. it would probably rot off within a week of Admiral letting her climb it. and it sickens me the way i am still attracted to her - a meth pipe is a wish the heart makes, and no one knows the Machinist Diet better than meth dealers and christian bale. he's never disclosed how he got his body to go that weird way he got it - that's why they're called artists. and that's why we're all damned, damned to the broiler eternal..

i spent 10min watching the mariah milano 'sexy cooking' show for information on tri-tip and instead it was a flood of- i'll be honest, it was a lot of eating, and not much cooking. i think it's supposed to be similar to the Kardashian-like contagion where the mundane & unimaginative can be "wild & crazy" & never leave the house. for here stood a sweet woman of gentle disposition who nearly bludgeoned her babydaddy to death in '09 and she's shuffling around the kitchen in the fall j.simp collection with a sort of dump truck waddle like frankie shuffling down the hall looking for toilet paper and she's delicately moving plates around and its bite after bite! a walking garbage disposal with collagen basically. and all i can think is how I would pay to see this woman trip with a plate of nachos.

and yet, this woman would destroy me in the bedroom and is known to fuck like she has Rabies. Its RABID. you talk about a conundrum. you have no idea. -mark j

epic post^
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#583523 - 02/14/13 08:36 AM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
frankie fatale Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III: John's Polish sausage sure taste good
PulpeD: John Strong's Russian, so he duped you.
J.B.: Panzer doesn't discriminate when it comes to putting some John's sausage in his mouth.
PulpeD: Look, mother Russia, no hands and all.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#583525 - 02/14/13 08:39 AM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
frankie fatale Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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"Valentine's day is the biggest crock of shit, kick in the nuts, pain in the ass 'holiday' ever created. I'd rather take a red hot railroad spike to the eye than have to deal with this farce of a day, only created to force folks into buying shit that will either make your ass fatter or will look pretty for a day or two before shriveling up and dying just like the relationship they're supposed to be celebrating. Fuck you Valentine's day, fuck you hard in the bleeding asshole."-vizzle(posted in 2010)
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#583818 - 02/17/13 09:25 AM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
J.B.
Unregistered


"Anytime I have to play where's fucking Waldo with the whore is a major wood-kill."

--Fartz

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#583849 - 02/17/13 05:26 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
frankie fatale Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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gia jordan &#8207;@giajordan
I'm at Beverly Hills Audi and everyone here is so attractive, I feel fat.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#583852 - 02/17/13 06:28 PM Re: Quote Of The Day [Re: whtzahor4]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
That should be the Audi slogan.

And the cycle begins anew.
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Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE

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