I never really watched any day time television. Always believing it was designed for human trash with absolutely no lives. The same sort of people who could be entertained for hours by a bug zapper.
I'm going to recommend TruTV to you Brandon. I don't know if you receive it up there, but Charles Barkley (not the one who was Cassandra's alt ID here) gave it a ringing endorsement. He said it was like BET for white people and that he watched it all the time. Sounds like it would be right up your alley.