I knew a cute Catholic girl who went to Pratt whose favorite movie "Donnie Darko" and, being petite and Irish, looked a quite a bit like Jena Malone, but more 32B.

She was engaged to a guy from her hometown, a bit uptight, very athletic and, for some reason, very curious about my interest in porn. I found this out after a couple of drinks when I took her to see Maggie Gyllenhaal in a play about a British girl in Afghanistan at BAM. [Maggie was MUCH taller than I imagined].

She told me that part of Debbie Does Dallas was filmed at Pratt. I made her a DVD copy of my VHS for her viewing. She wanted to know if all porn was like that. Sadly, for me I got ill soon after as this conversation.

But I digress ...