It wasn't porn, but her obscene fake boobs that killed her. At least indirectly.
"Saturday night she was turning into a bar when her small Pontiac was rear-ended by a pickup.
Cynthia was ejected from her car and died at the scene.
A state trooper says she wasn't wearing her seatbelt.
Her roommate John Lopez says Cynthia had problems with seatbelts because of her very large breasts -- size 65NN."
Yes, people. Fake boobs kill.
Isaiah of Thomas Chapter 66: Thus said the FatOne:
“Heaven is my mom's basement,
and the earth is my porn shop.
Where is the boob you dare build for me?
Where will my suckling place be?
Has not my hand made all these boobs,
and so they came into being so naturally pert and small?”
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