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#465775 - 12/15/09 11:32 AM
XPT's Ultimate Master Troll.
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Porn Jesus
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Yeah, you're probably thinking that it's Monks, but for once let's focus on the greats. Whoever they were. I heard this board used to be awesome, once upon a time and I'm sure the trolls who were masters of their craft were a huge part of it. So who do YOU think is XPT's Ultimate Master Troll of ALL TIME?
My money's on Masaharu Morimoto and 60 pounds of Branzino.
Allez Cuisine!
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#465776 - 12/15/09 11:35 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
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Ben
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#465777 - 12/15/09 11:36 AM
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#465778 - 12/15/09 11:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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#465779 - 12/15/09 12:13 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
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jamesn
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#465781 - 12/15/09 12:32 PM
Re: XPT's Ultimate Master Troll.
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/06/09
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Yeah, you're probably thinking that it's Monks, but for once let's focus on the greats. Whoever they were. I heard this board used to be awesome, once upon a time and I'm sure the trolls who were masters of their craft were a huge part of it. So who do YOU think is XPT's Ultimate Master Troll of ALL TIME?
My money's on Masaharu Morimoto and 60 pounds of Branzino.
Allez Cuisine!
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#465782 - 12/15/09 12:32 PM
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Pervert
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Bornyo, definitely.
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#465784 - 12/15/09 12:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Great... here we go.
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#465786 - 12/15/09 12:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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YES! so does.
@ Lou, where are you and them going?
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#465787 - 12/15/09 12:43 PM
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Pervert
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^You need to lay off the drugs, kiddo.
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#465790 - 12/15/09 01:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Vote- Jamesn. Bornyo and Conky did some great fucken werk in a few of those Gardenweb threads though so honorable mention to those two. Quote:
hellz 2 the no!. My momma didn't raise no quitter, bitch.
Is this^ oK, or do you prefer defensive and full of guilt? Let me know, thanks.
You're right.. no one likes a quitter and don't worry about
what he thinks.. defensive and full of guilt is no fun.
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#465791 - 12/15/09 01:51 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
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Electro is much more likely to be a cutter than a quitter.
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#465792 - 12/15/09 01:53 PM
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Don't let her do it Nosy... Vote.
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#465793 - 12/15/09 05:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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In addition to those already mentioned, I submit ChickenMaster ... in between retirements.
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#465794 - 12/15/09 05:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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+1
CM definitely deserves mention. All in all it was more of a group thing.
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#465795 - 12/15/09 05:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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Palmolive?
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#465797 - 12/15/09 06:54 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/12/06
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i get the feeling that Coke Stevenson was a good troll.
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#465798 - 12/15/09 07:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Fiend
Panzie
Jiraiya
*L*G*
and Jig?
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#465799 - 12/15/09 07:57 PM
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El G was my first choice but someone  said no Monkey.. so ya.
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#465800 - 12/15/09 07:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Monks in back in. But they have to be numbered 1-3. example: "Smelly Monkey #1"
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#465803 - 12/15/09 08:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
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oh and I forgot to say I only like the flirty Monkey and the brother Monkey, the other, other Monkey is a major douche.
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#465804 - 12/15/09 08:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
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So you like that Monkey but not this one?
Today's Monkey will be yesterday's Monkey tomorrow.
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#465805 - 12/15/09 08:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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This thread is swerving towards favorite XPT poster territory rather than best troll. The best posters here "back in the day" fed off each other, as Have2Cit said. There was a combination of posters back then that included Jeff Steward, Monkey, Kami, jamesn, Smiling Arab, Sportswami, Phatboy, Chico, Padover, Zenman, Have2cit, Monstar and many others that won't be repeated. I think some of the newer people may feel the same about their contemporaries but it still won't be the same for us old farts. That's not a bad thing just the way it works.
As to the OP- Monkey is the best troll on this board, bar none. There is no comparison. His Marc Wallace post should be in the hall of fame for all the internets.
Another thing missing here lately is Luke Ford stopped writing about porn. I think the Cindy Loftus/Darrah experiment has proven that Luke has a certain talent that can't be duplicated or carried forward. The dude is a good writer and us old-schoolers did a certain amount of homework to make informed posts about porn that we thought Luke might pick up on, expand on, and get us some notoriety. That's definitely missing around here lately and frankly I don't see it coming back.
There is no porn site feared for breaking the ugly news out there now of days.
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#465806 - 12/15/09 08:55 PM
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I think the Cindy Loftus/Darrah experiment has proven that Luke has a certain talent that can't be duplicated or carried forward.
Do you animals still think Darrah is all three? That as someone once said, Darrah is Luke's haha to the porn world?? For fuck sakes!! She's had the blog for two fucking years now! She's no one else but herself!! Fuck you and anyone else that still thinks Darrah is Luke and Cindi!!
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#465807 - 12/15/09 09:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I'd only let Bornyo cum in my mouth and on my face if he promised to pull hard on my pigtails and allowed me to call him "uncle B." everytime his balls hit my chin. LoL.
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#465808 - 12/15/09 09:17 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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Not into conspiracy theories. Darrah is just Darrah IMO, but wouldn't Darrah be happier if she stopped worrying so much about the opinions of perverts. BTW, I saw a gray fox tonight, and the reflection her/his green eyes in my car's headlights were luminous.
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#465809 - 12/15/09 09:36 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
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Who the fuck cares who used to post back in 1983 that had a good zinger on one post and never posted anything ever again.
What is this, a fucking retirement community or a porn board?
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#465810 - 12/15/09 10:35 PM
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Porn Icon
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You're outta line, Mister.
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#465811 - 12/15/09 10:55 PM
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Human Garbage
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Am I?  Just wanted to see if anybody really knew what a troll was since it clearly has a different meaning on XPT than it does on the rest of the internet.
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#465813 - 12/16/09 06:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Fiend
Panzie
Jiraiya
*L*G*
and Jig?
why me?
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#465814 - 12/16/09 06:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
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that definition is why I said monkey is xpts best.
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#465816 - 12/16/09 10:48 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
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There is only one Master Troll: Alex Panzer.
The only questions are if he knows he is being a troll and is he doing it intentionally or not.
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#465817 - 12/16/09 11:06 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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XPT has mostly TFADs rather than full fledged trolls.
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#465818 - 12/16/09 02:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Jamesn is a good troll- you can see examples of his work at gardenweb which are referenced here. Smiling Arab is a good troll but he didn't do much trolling on this board except when he posted as the black porn actor for that brief stretch. WillieD is a good troll too, and I've seen him work on some sports boards and maybe a few other places. I've done some decent work on the nc youth soccer boards and various sports boards, as well as gardenweb along with jamesn.
I guess my point is that these people are good trolls but they don't troll here. Monkey trolls here and used to troll some other places pretty well, too.
The poster one or two above this point makes a good point about Panzer. My opinion is that he has no fucking clue.
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#465819 - 12/16/09 03:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I think the Cindy Loftus/Darrah experiment has proven that Luke has a certain talent that can't be duplicated or carried forward.
Do you animals still think Darrah is all three? That as someone once said, Darrah is Luke's haha to the porn world?? For fuck sakes!! She's had the blog for two fucking years now! She's no one else but herself!! Fuck you and anyone else that still thinks Darrah is Luke and Cindi!!
You are about as dumb as a box of rocks. NO ONE thinks you or Cindi are Luke Ford.
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#465820 - 12/16/09 05:07 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
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NO ONE thinks you or Cindi are Luke Ford.
Darrah has many times been accused of being Luke Ford and his goodbye gift to the porn industry. She has also been accused of being Cindi too.
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#465821 - 12/16/09 07:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
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She also cannot discern serious conspiratorial accusations from playful sarcastic banter. Just sayin' ...
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#465823 - 12/16/09 07:27 PM
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Just give her a stfu and then a gtfo Fatty... Simple as.
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