You got the job as front man Fatty. You do well public speaking? If you get stage fright, we'll get you a pair of RayBans with a picture of a twin inside each lens, so you think you are preaching to them. There will be perks involved, but we can save that for when we sit down and haggle out the contracts.

Someone needs to volunteer for research. We need to target cities of despair for the initial gathering of rubes converts. Get a list of the cities with the highest foreclosure and unemployment rates, then cross that list with suburbs filled with stupid rich kids, I'd go property values and SAT scores to come up with that one. I mean really the poor and desperate are just unpaid seat fillers so the potential whales think they are somewhere worth being.

And we got to work the anti Native American angle. Pick some locations a bus ride away from an Indian Casino so we can 25-50 loonies to get a protest going. First person to buy duty free cigarettes gets shunned.