Now the Red Drank/Blood of Christ should have HEAVY doses of Ma Huang, so we have a speedy, productive congregation to work in the sweat shops. Throw in a couple vitamins, and maybe ginko, because people like the way it sounds.

Oh, and we are getting all the ingredients from China because they are cheap, not because we think Chinese herbal crap has any credibility. Except speed being good. We'll make it easy to cook the Red Drank out, so we can profit from non believers purchasing the product for the speed. If they aint with us, we'll rip em off anyway.