LouCypher: exactly..accountabil
ity is out the window.
J.B.: This end of the world shit is the biggest comedy gold since "You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore."
[x] Jerkules: Now if you could start selling shares of Jesus, that's the dream
Uomo Grassissimo!!: I've often thought of starting a church. I know the Bible real well. But, I don't want to sleep with whores like Swaggert and Baker.
J.B.: Fatty, I assure you that you have better taste in whores than those guys.
LouCypher: dont you all agree that jesus would need updating?
[x] Jerkules: Our financial analysts have determined Jesus will have an earnig potential of $475 million, You can get in on that for a mere $1000/share, today, and we are only selling 475 shares, so your $1000 has the potential to be worth $1,000,000 the day he return
LouCypher: he'd have to be like gates...or ray lewis.. or randy johnson.
LouCypher: the miracles that he pulled off really aren't that impressive anymore.
LouCypher: van de kamps can do what he did.
LouCypher: a microwave oven could replace him now.
[x] Jerkules: Wrong type Lou, you want young kids to join the church, so they will give for a life time. New Jesus will be a skate douche wearing skinny jeans, eyeliner and a fage hair cut
[x] Jerkules: Or balck w/ gold teef and chains
LouCypher: adam lambert then?
LouCypher: or lil john..?
[x] Jerkules: yep. Stuff like that happens when they stop letting you beat children
LouCypher: you're going old testament now.. stay in the moment.
[x] Jerkules: alright, you need sacriments.
LouCypher: i'm going to take this moment to point out ...one again.. that the shoutbox sucks and this will be lost..SOON.
[x] Jerkules: Smoke the body of shrist,
LouCypher: this was threadworthy.
[x] Jerkules: christ
[x] Jerkules: Copy and paste then Mr. Mod sir
LouCypher: fuck...*once
[x] Jerkules: DO yer fucking job and police this joint!
[x] Jerkules: smile
LouCypher: heh
Uomo Grassissimo!!: For Jeff so loved the board that he gave his one and only shoutbox, that whoever had nothing to say shall not have eternal life but perish.
LouCypher: fatty is on a roll.. i see a new alt in the making.