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#465827 - 12/16/09 07:53 PM
Re: XPT's Ultimate Master Troll.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Yes, by definition Static is a pretty good troll in her own right if the playground is confined to xpt. And of course that is the response she sought.
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#465828 - 12/16/09 08:04 PM
Re: XPT's Ultimate Master Troll.
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Registered: 10/19/06
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If you change "playground" to "sandbox" then she is Queen and Panzer is of course a cat turd. I like that actually.
I'm calling it a WIN.
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#465830 - 12/17/09 03:25 AM
Re: XPT's Ultimate Master Troll.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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NO ONE thinks you or Cindi are Luke Ford.
Darrah has many times been accused of being Luke Ford and his goodbye gift to the porn industry. She has also been accused of being Cindi too.
Why are you speaking in the 3rd person, Cindy Ford?
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If you change "playground" to "sandbox" then she is Queen and Panzer is of course a cat turd. I like that actually.
I was thinking Panzer was more like diaper shit, or enema residue?
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#465831 - 12/17/09 06:49 PM
Re: XPT's Ultimate Master Troll.
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
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Nah. I actually like her. I'm intrigued how someone of her ilk never quite "gets it."
And which ilk do I fall into? 
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#465834 - 12/17/09 07:54 PM
Re: XPT's Ultimate Master Troll.
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
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Several species of "ilk". Writer/Reporter/Sensationalist/Celeb Gossip. Take your pick.
My experience with most is that they are often edge sharp and uber street smart seeing the play several moves ahead. NOT, for example, having to have an entire community explain things over and over to the one person who doesn't get it.
I've lived a sheltered life? 
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#465837 - 12/20/09 05:17 AM
Re: XPT's Ultimate Master Troll.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Thank you Bornyo, he is right, its me and its not even close, im the best, the best that ever did it, the best that will ever do it, fin.
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#465838 - 12/20/09 05:27 AM
Re: XPT's Ultimate Master Troll.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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[singing "Queen"]
No time for losers for he is the Champion ... of the Trolls.
[/singing "Queen"]
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#465840 - 12/21/09 08:32 PM
Re: XPT's Ultimate Sarcasm Master
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I've lived a shattered lie.
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#465844 - 01/02/10 10:26 PM
Re: XPT's Ultimate Master Troll.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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That poster is actually thinking of Denverdon- who did die in a car crash.
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#465845 - 01/08/10 03:37 AM
Re: XPT's Ultimate Master Troll.
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#518727 - 05/18/11 12:26 AM
Re: XPT's Ultimate Master Troll.
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 258
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Lloyd Kaufman has potential.
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#519139 - 05/24/11 03:15 AM
Re: XPT's Ultimate Master Troll.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Top 5 in XPT history
1. Electro: Worked the angle perfectly, drove key members nuts (willie,etc) while staying onside with enough of the others to hang around
2. Tritone: Plays the straight man so well that the funny men aren't even aware of their part in the duo.
3. Ben: Never seen him break character, one trickish but he plays the trick to perfection.
4. garfield: built from scratch, meatheat homophobe from nj, solid addition to the list
5. guapo: Would've been higher if he didnt break character, but his ghetto persona was belly bustingly hilarious.
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#519146 - 05/24/11 05:41 AM
Re: XPT's Ultimate Master Troll.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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I'm going to have to boot Garfield [whom I don't recall] and Guapo [whom I just never found funny] and replace with:
Moblem: Another one-trick pony who loved to beat a dead wHorse.
Charles Barkley: Short-lived and mostly focused on taking out one or two particular posters, but was unequivocally successful in his/her commando mission.
Though, initially via alt, you did pretty well yourself, taking out Chico and Monstar in one flush.
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#519163 - 05/24/11 05:46 PM
Re: XPT's Ultimate Master Troll.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Charles Barkley: Short-lived and mostly focused on taking out one or two particular posters, but was unequivocally successful in his/her commando mission.
Wasn't that one of Cassandra's alts?
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#519172 - 05/24/11 06:47 PM
Re: XPT's Ultimate Master Troll.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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What's a Cassandra?
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#519204 - 05/25/11 05:21 AM
Re: XPT's Ultimate Master Troll.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Do you know what a Tierney is?
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#519208 - 05/25/11 09:03 AM
Re: XPT's Ultimate Master Troll.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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To some on here that's just as good as a tyranny ! And here's Cassandra on Ajax which is nothing similar to Stratford on Avon. 
Edited by backdoorman (05/25/11 09:04 AM)
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#519209 - 05/25/11 09:05 AM
Re: XPT's Ultimate Master Troll.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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The last name of my junior-high gym teacher who made me run laps because my uniform got smoke-damaged when my house burnt down?
You should know I've been subjected to special mind rays that may have erased any such knowledge as it may relate to XPT. Like a reversible elective selective lobotomy.
So, if say two girls met with Jeff at the AVN just before I signed up here, and if round-mound-of-rebound of the two may have performed unspeakable acts upon the dearly departed ChickenMaster, I would never be able to know, process or remember any of that. Such is the sad state of my being.
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#519218 - 05/25/11 02:14 PM
Re: XPT's Ultimate Master Troll.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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It was the unspeakable acts visited upon the dearly departed Phlog you were referring to. Do you remember those?
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#519237 - 05/25/11 04:25 PM
Re: XPT's Ultimate Master Troll.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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I recall Charles emasculating Phlog to the delight of the arena.
It's things directly involving this "Cassandra" of which I have no recollection.
The only Cassandra I recall is cute princess no one believed and the one Ajax raped. [though I might be buying into Agamemnon's propaganda on that last point].
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#519241 - 05/25/11 05:21 PM
Re: XPT's Ultimate Master Troll.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
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With a name like Agamemnon why would he lie ?
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#519245 - 05/25/11 05:26 PM
Re: XPT's Ultimate Master Troll.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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I tend not to trust guys who sacrifice their own daughters.
But, I admit, that's my own pet peeve.
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