Its true man, your friend does something fucked up, or gets outta hand, and you hit him/get in a fight, next day you are telling each other you hit like girls. You get in an argument with your woman, and you smack her because she kicked you in the balls, next time you go back to the house will probably be 2 days later with a police escort, so you can grab a bag of clothes. Fuck that.

If you gotta hit a bitch, then she aint worth keeping around.

Quoted for for sounding blacker than Tritone and completely ruining what I originally quoted him for.

Yeah, I can fuck up a good thing with the best of them. Sorry.

I got you Fiend. As a white man, I'd have to trust my white woman enough not to call the cops before I'd hit her.

When we were just dating, my current/last wife tossed a full beer can at me that barely whizzed past my head and hit the wall. I left the dent and refuse to paint or patch it. It reminds me (and her) that I love her enough to not fight fire with fire. That dent has been painted around for over 17 yrs now.

"Let's Roll..."

---Some Regular Joe, about a decade ago.

.....moment of silence !

Fucking A, brother.

"I want MORE of the Jewess' fat tittays. Give me some gaffers tape and some baby oil, and I'd wrap those puppies up for a coked out Rear Admiral style titty fuck."-superloads in reference to kat dennings tits

" Me and my friends were always sucking dicks. True story. We called it "making tacos." We would write notes back and forth to each other so our moms wouldn't read it, 'cause if our moms got these letters we would be in so much trouble, if [they] found out we were sucking dicks. So we decided to speak in code, and it was "making tacos."

How old were you when you got into making tacos?

I started making tacos at 12. I was a bad kid."angelina valentine as told avn

god bless her.this was better than the rolo flurry i had earlier today.id love for her to make a me a taco.

"Any of the guys you mentioned could go to the mall, wave some greenbacks around and get any hot piece of ass they wanted. I seriously doubt they'd pay bucks to stick it into an old, orange, ape-looking whore whose snatch makes the mariana trench want to wear platform shoes."

---Fartz

Good one but I think it is unethical on your part to put your own quote as the quote of the day because just like a wanna Noble laureate cannot nominate himself for the award, one should not quote himself in the quote of the day.

You're doing self-promotion of your own quote then how are you different from Christian or Brandon whom you accuse of doing self-promotion of their own movies during the discussions ??

My ears are burning.

^^^Surely you're used to that burning sensation when you urinate. Is this really any different?

Don't go fucking this thread up with Brandon Hate.

And Pape, you do get a demerit for posting your own quote.

RE: Ekarth22



+1

"Ekarth is actually a good example of a pussy going to waste."

---BDM

"you said that you would be willing to fight tomarrow if possible..."
Paperchase gives his own spelling on the commonly used "tomorrow." A word that had already been posted correctly. It's a simple word really...

"tomorrow," it's so simple....I wouldn't want your "dependance" on spelling to be "disgarded." You feel me? Whenever you ask a question be sure to always end it using this symbol: "?"

"Since Steve Jobs is now gone and smart people have stopped breeding; plus dumbasses with Affliction Shirts have 12 kids/THIS is Armageddon"-angela aspen

The botched bolt-on job let her subdermal sweater aliens facing down like average emo fags. Nose carvers should harvest some dicky tip there. The lip injections don't exactly distract from the bloated face and the gut is something some brothers might wanna hit. Or some hairy loser with a shit-eating grin. Incineration needed immediately. But yeah, she's entitled to voice her bit. Bullshit.

I'd like to die like my father died... My father died fucking. My father was 57 when he died. The woman was 18. My father came and went at the same time.

Richard_Pryor "The time of his life" ~ The Guardian (7 June 2004)

1. My father is 85 and my father doesn’t do porno but pussy is always on his brain, so I use that for my business.

2. I think my younger brothers are more or less the same. My younger brothers all they do is think about pussy all day long.

3. now we got to the worst part. Today is worse than ever because today, thanks to all the new techniques, Viagra, injections, everybody can be porn star right.

4. And you cannot so easily get some girls to try anal. Some girls they get their asshole broken, stitched back and they cannot use any more. Because the guys they don’t understand it’s not something that you just stick in, boom and you break everything.

-Rocco to AVN
http://business.avn.com/articles/video/R...iew-384795.html

"How bad is a thread if it could be improved by having more posts from Ekarth22 in it?"

---The Unknown Pervert

"Sometimes I wish I could just fake my own death, give up on everything, move to venice, meet some bum friends, and do mass amounts of drugs."-Mason Moore

Isn't that pretty much what she's doing when she does porn.

Dead inside, check. Gave up selfrespect, check. Bum friends, check. Drug addiction, check.

"Its like comparing Red Delicious Apples to Road Apples, one is tasty, the other is shit." -Jerkules

" Finger fucking my butthole while watching Justin Beibers new Christmas music video"-mason moore

Raybaby: "I understand letting down your parents, but letting down your fans?"

Lou Cypher: "you're not in a relationship until you've seen her asshole."

"Don't worry. I will find a way to fuck up any winning streak I start."-brandon iron (in response to me telling him he might be going in the right direction with talent)

Anthony Kennerson, on CocoLoco's claim that LIB is run by the Klan:

"Monica, the only KKK I’m seeing is in your mind: and it ain’t Ku Klux Klan. It’s Kold Kockeyed Kuckoo."

"Come on sweets. If we wanted pics of your box, we could go to Freeones. Lets see them pots and pans!"

---Jerky

"If she'll eat her own placenta then she has no excuse for not swallowing after a blow job."

---Fiend

From the looks of things, she could probably hide all kinds of stuff in her ass and then randomly pull them out like Captain Caveman used to do with all that shit in his beard. Captain CaveAss.-Steezo

"Yes, it's great having a job where fake tits and fisting are all appropriate dinner conversation."-gia jordan

Good call Fiend.

Ok yes I like !!
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She's an attractive, if sturdy, intelligent woman who's made her own way in the world. I would hope that one day she realizes her dreams. In the meantime I would like to masturbate to Katja getting choke-fucked and sodomized by black ex-convicts." - Rear Admiral

^^^ giggled like a mongloid.

".....but sometime this week we're going to get a real tree... I hope it doesn't end up like Amy Winehouse. Dead, 5 ft something and surrounded by needles before Xmas."

-Gen P

"I finally saw that Ape uprising monkey movie. I found the Toby character to be completely unbelievable." -Steezo

bornyo and jig on coco loco....

That is the type of shit that got me reading this site.

My little bunger tingled of peppermint for a short while! (I would have kept the plastic on but it was too abrasive) - Gen speaking of the after effects of the XXX-Mas pictures.

Gia- "Any sex pill with the word 'pox' in it is just bad marketing unless you're at the Brandon Iron's Ad Agency."

I'd like to take a moment this Christmas to air a grievance. If you have to explain who said what to whom, it DOES NOT belong in QOTD. Shouldn't be your fscking sig, either. (I'm looking right at YOU, Eric, since you're the progenitor of this trend.)

If it needs context, then provide it within the quote. Quote more if you have to. Make it self-evident. Thus:


"Monica, you should go to your Twitter account and read all of your tweets concerning Julie Meadows. After a careful review, I think you will agree with the consensus that you are batshit crazy. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Having said that, I would still like to shag the shit out of you. You are one hot Nubian queen. The only thing that would be better is a three-way with you and Julie Meadows.

---NitneLiun


NOT:

"Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?" --- NitneLiun, on Monica being Monica.


Thank you for your attention to this matter,

---JB