Kris Benson will get wooed and have his ass kissed by many clubs who want him to sign with them for like $10 million per year when he becomes a free agent after this baseball year is done.

I guess $10 million per year doesn't buy you what it used to.

http://bigleaguers.yahoo.com/mlbpa/players/6167/career

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/profile?statsId=6167

New York bum after getting rocked for a grand slam by old man Ventura.