A man and a woman are in divorce court fighting over custody of
their children. The Judge can't be swayed either way so he decides
to give each of them a minute to give their best argument as to why
they should be given custody.

The woman starts and says to the Judge: "Your Honor, I carried those
children for the 9 month pregnancy. Then I went through the pains of
labor to bring them into this world. I should be given custody
because of that."

The man stands up to speak and says: "Your Honor, if I put a dollar
bill into a soda machine and out pops a soda, Who's soda is it? Mine
or the machine's?"