What's more exciting than sex? Is it me or is the world not over-populated?

Managing The Male Sex Drive

"Let's look for compatible mates rather than sex partners. This would save us a lot of hardship, rejection and wasted time. Women would instantly become more approachable and available."

When men dehumanize women, we dehumanize ourselves.

"Men and women are demeaned when they seek sex merely as physical release. Let's face it. Most of us have been demeaned."

"As anyone with some experience knows, sex is highly overrated. The same applies to the female body, which has become stale from overexposure."

"One acquaintance doesn't masturbate very often. "Why stoke the fires?" he says. He keeps his mind off sex and focuses on more exciting pursuits. This is called sublimation."

http://www.prisonplanet.tv/articles/august2004/080804sexdrive.htm

A man and a woman are in divorce court fighting over custody of
their children. The Judge can't be swayed either way so he decides
to give each of them a minute to give their best argument as to why
they should be given custody.

The woman starts and says to the Judge: "Your Honor, I carried those
children for the 9 month pregnancy. Then I went through the pains of
labor to bring them into this world. I should be given custody
because of that."

The man stands up to speak and says: "Your Honor, if I put a dollar
bill into a soda machine and out pops a soda, Who's soda is it? Mine
or the machine's?"