Sunday, May 11, 1980:

Allentown, PA. A future Fat Man is recovering from a final celebration of his candidate, George Bush beating Reagan in the Pennsylvania primary 2 1/2 weeks before. His chunky Allen HS sophomore girlfriend stomps angrily to the laundry room when he withholds affection until he has clean pants. These events would have an adverse effect on his upcoming Physics final and lead to a surprising B.

Long Island, NY. Henry Hill is dodging a helicopter while trying to sell guns, deal drugs, keeping Debi Mazar-like goomah working & content, supervising his DaBurg-ian brother stirring the sauce so it won't stick, and getting his babysitter's forgotten lucky hat, when he gets busted by the Feds. This would lead to his easy life as the world's most famous/successful Mafia rat.


Anchorage, AK. An otherwise worthless, nondescript whore, who, like all dumb, worthless Alaska whores, thinks she can see Russia from her front porch, ends the 9 month captivity of a hostage creampie by pushing out a little baby girl. For some reason, the new parents insist on shoving the nursing bottle down the throat of the baby. This leads to actress Anastasia Blue needing to choke herself for comfort on every cock she can find.



Happy Mike Piazzi birthday, Anastasia ... If there's a heaven, she's gagging herself to ecstasy.

Didn't realize A.B. was from Alaska. Reading her bio, it says she graduated from HS in Soldotna, Alaska. That is one of the scuzziest places up here, at least at night time. During the day, human daywalkers go about their business until roughly 10pm.

After 10, it will seem like the population morphs into a horde of meth-heads, pill poppers and drunken zombies until the bars close down at around 4 or 5am. At this time, the remaining zombies go to the only restaurant that's open 24 hours, eat a bunch of greasy food and most likely get into some sort of fight. I've been involved in 3 incidents there which the police referred to as "melees." Including once accidentally punching a cop in the head, which I somehow wasn't arrested for.

It's entirely possible I met Miss Blue at some point since everyone up here goes to Soldotna during the summer to fish. Pretty much any girl you meet after 10pm could probably be talked into doing porn. I had one bipolar skank completely convinced I was a porn producer and she wanted to sign a contract. I lost track of her when she was arrested for felony check fraud.