I'm not a big fan of girls who aren't small to medium breasted, small-nosed, light skinned and light eyed. I also tend to blonde hair, but I love tons of blue-eyed brunettes and have a fetish-y thing for cute firecrotches.

While most Asian women fit the boob requirement, few have button noses [theirs are often broader], few have white-white skin and even fewer have non-brown eyes. I'm not too into brown eyes, which I view, for some reason, as a male feature.

Since the features I desire are more often displayed on Czech/Hungarian actresses than black, Latin and Asians, I tend towards the former.

I'm also fascinated with how attractive Eastern bloc women can be since I was brainwashed to believe that they all were big, thick, hairy, with bad teeth and covered in acne.


So, based on my requisites, my favorite Asian is this one [at least pre-boob job]:






But, there are always case-by-case exceptions.

Like I find Misty Stone, Rebeca Linares and Roxy DeVille very attractive. And, I've been known to download select London Keys scenes.

But, almost all the Asian women I find in any way attractive are 1/2 white at least.


I've got a 1/2 Korean cousin who is exceptionally pretty, as was our bitch of a Grandmother, who aged very well. Maybe because only the good die young.

In my family, my 1/2 Asian cousin's beauty might only be outshined by my sisters', who is a stunner still at 48. But, between Grandma, sis and 'cuz', I'm not sure which could be the meanest bitch when prodded. Let's say like getting to the surface of the sun, no man would survive the trial.



My feud with T1a was based on her over-the-top reaction to my saying her suitcase pimp had a convict-style haircut in a pic she posted. Not on her being Asian. Or having hideous bolt-ons. Or even being so hideous unattractive, which she is.

I've been very sweet to girls who aren't my type. Gen & Sierra Sinn for example, both of whom were very funny.

Compare T1a's silliness to Gen's recent reply to a comment where she turns it around into a "Quote of the Week" and a wink.


I've been mean to at least two actresses I find attractive physically, Kelly Wells and Teagan Presley [at least pre-bolt-ons].

Gia isn't my type either. Though I tease Gia from time to time, I've never attacked her. And, in all honesty she ripped me pretty good in my first couple of years here. Most of the board hated me. So, if Tia's recent accusation about me was correct, I would have been going from thread to thread attacking Gia & Co.

But I didn't. Because, unlike T1a, GIA IS FUNNY AS ALL HELL. [says the man Gia condemned to cannibalize PAFH on a desert island]. So, I've always liked her.

The only reason I laid into Monica Foster was her Lexi Belle prevarication. Before that I was mostly nice to her.

And, to be honest, the only reason I even mentioned T1a recently is a on-going joke between me and a sometime poster who emails/PMs me stuff on her, Lexi Belle, etc, etc. Sometimes mentions of Tia or Lexi prompts him/her to contact me with interesting tidbits.

So, at times, I throw out references to see if s/he's lurking, reading and in a mood to share or plot trouble for me to get into.

But, really I don't care about T1a L1ng to actually dislike her. If she wasn't a porn whore, I'd probably have noticed her as much as I did Hungwell when he existed.

The only porn person I REALLY dislike is Donny Long.