She really shines at about the 2:00 mark.

The guy jerking off on the crutches was a great WTF moment. I wonder if that mope Gia pwned was bukkake mike.

That 2 minute mark Gia turned me on more than any of her real porn scenes.

In the beginning where the mope falls on the whores head and bends it back was funny too. Nobody cared about her but they did care about spilling that big glass of jizz.

that was my first thought too. she just shut him down.lol
thanks b that was great. i've watched the gia part at least ten times.

I love it!

Gia: Making the world a better place, one dirtbag at a time.

Is the fatty fluffer someone? I thought she had a kind of mope girlfriend look about her.

whatever... as gross as she is she's now forever stained because of that puke bag porno dan. that guy gives me the douche chills everytime i see him.

Re: the guy at the beginning, you have to figure that floor is slick.

The whole damned thing is hilarious and disgusting and pathetic, and having Gia in it makes it that much better.

I'm hoping the white balance was off on the video, because most of that shit did not look like a human discharge.

I was confused who Gian Jergens was. Once I realized it was her, I snickered my balls off. What was the mope doing at the end that set her off?

If you could convert the desperation in that room into electricity you could power Fremont in Vegas for a week.

shes a pornstar.something devine.i cant remember her first name right now.this thread is classic xpt.
edit her first name is desiree.


look who it is.

Eek. That fucker has turned into a real distraction. The bald one.

"Hey, what the fuck...Hey! Hey! We're done... quit trying to do stupid shit to get attention I know you're a fuckin loser but come on."

Thanks for the sig

Eh, it would be harder for her to point out someone on set that isn't a loser.

Now if she had said that shit to Porno Dan for playing with the beefalo's udder, THAT would have been good.

You are kind of missing the point though. Once upon a time Gia was the whore on set trying to do shit to get more attention and being treated like something you'd scrape off the bottom of a boot. Right then and there with Gia going off on that mope is the completion of the circle of abuse. Elton John should write a fucking song about that.

Very good point.

just a wild guess here but i'd say she'd had enough of it all and it was time to gtfo.

A day in the life of a porn shoot photographer...

Is this the same bukakke episode in which GJerkins elbowed a Mope out of the way and hurt so many feelings?

I guess this is another example of the artist needing to manage the subject and medium.

Wasn't that what "Candle in the Wind" was about??

Princess Di and Marilyn Monroe bukakke ???

She has a "dry" wit !

She's not taking any Prozac. Too many empty calories in them.

The Ballad of Bukakke Ridge

I stand with five mopes to my left,
A ho' and five mopes to my right.
The lighting is bad,
the floor is slick,
and the cup just happened ...
to slip.

I'd buy that dvd. It would make a controversial real life parody. Right after the gangbang/bukkake is where the chicks go off and die or kill themselves.

Anti-depressants have never dulled my antagonism and bitterness.

I would have thought that you stopped your meds, you would be doing more porn-themed Broadway parodies. So, no.

How about "PokeHerHola!" an "Oklahoma!" ripoff.

"I'm just a girl who can't say yes.
I never spread my legs.
Not that I've got that much to show ...
... my tits are like two fried eggs!"


::ducksrottingtossedgarbargefromthegallery::

That's not what they're for ! They're for sharpening passivity and cynicism !

Why was that guy by himself jerking off? long live american bukkake!

He was trying to be individualistic.

Why would anyone do this in the first place (the "mopes" I mean)?
Don't imagine they're paid much.

Here she is pwning 7 dudes in her own inimitable cuddly way.

That's me in that clip. Load #5, green socks.

St. Gia's day ?
There's a clip of her eating a cum glazed chocolate donut on there too.

She was probably more disgusted by the donut.

Guaranteed !

The pride shown in this post is, well, it's a bit scary. But, I suppose you should always be proud of your work, so bravo!

Reasons I think the "pride" is OK:

1. He got it up and came. That puts him leagues ahead of Ryan.

2. It's a real girl. And, an attractive one at that. That is a far improvement on many of CXXX's conquests.

3. His dick isn't all pimply. Remember Donny's pic with Brynn Tyler? Yeech!!!!!

4. Someone else posted it and he's just relaying info. It's not like Brandon who posts pics of every skank he pays $5 to.

Aw shucks, thanks Fatman.

I do have a list of all the PWs I "worked" with. It's over 200 names.

Wow.

I'm sure the group would love to hear about a day in the life of a bukkake guy. Seriously, I think it'd be interesting to hear how the day of a shoot goes.

I agree "a day in the life of a mope" post might be interesting if it is totally honest and well written. Start with breakfast and end with the "target".

There should be a book in there but I don't think you are talented enough to pull it off. But certainly there is a blog, what with 200 targets. As if I believe that- Wilt Chamberlain didn't blow choad on 200 women.

Dude, that's chump change. A regular mope like Swartzenpecker or Fender would be 10 times that. I just checked my list, it's 213 different PWs.

That's I mean. I assume there's a lot going on besides the whore being a spooge dump.

wow man you must be wired real dark. I agree with bornyo, there is some serious gold if you give us a running diary the day of one of these scenes. Starting with waking up, and posting the events as they happen with a time stamp as well as random thoughts along the way,

eg : 2.13pm just bought a muscle milk protein shake from walgreens to make sure im thick come tonight

2.14 <inner thoughts> ive been a huge fan of (fill in the intended target) can't wake to get home and tube search some of her stuff, but will make sure i don't explode until tonight (creepy inner laugh)

2.33 tube search interupted by phone call from mother asking if I will be attending aunt dot's surprise birthday party on sunday, back to the important stuff (makes way back to comptuer)

That was a disaster shoot. Gia and Wanker Wang HATED each other. I have no idea how she got booked for his set, but it was daggers and cheap shots all day. By the time we load dumpers arrived it had already hit the point of no return. Wanker had decided to kill the shoot and just do the mini-bukkake and not the b/g.
We all gathered around and waited for Wanker to pound his Bud Lights and get behind the camera. Gia was in position on the floor in front of the nastiest porn couch in the history of porn couches. (The yellow couch is shown in a thread here on xpt somewhere)
As we began to approach, the first in line was The Minion. That's when things crashed. Gia turned to Wanker and called bullshit. "No way, I'm not taking THAT guy's load. You said x amount of guys, not x amount plus your Minion" They argued back and forth and Wanker kept pushing but Gia was not having any of it. Wanker tried his usual tactic: If you do this now, I will pay you today with a check in your name...if you continue to balk, I will make the check out to your agent and make you wait to collect your money until we send the check. I have no idea how it was resolved except that we did the load dump without The Minion.
This episode is included in the DVD for Down The Hatch 13 as a "bonus scene" or mini-scene. Wanker edited these little comedy/wierdness into his dvd's regularly. He wrote his side of the argument in onscreen titles as an introduction.

Monkey: There were no tube sites back then. This is when DVDs were still being released 100s per week. 2004-2006

The Yellow Couch a few weeks later

More mope tales. Were you there the day of the heist?

No. I only did AmBuk in the beginning. Like numbers 5-15 or so.

Good for Gia!

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That was a disaster shoot. Gia and Wanker Wang HATED each other. I have no idea how she got booked for his set, but it was daggers and cheap shots all day. By the time we load dumpers arrived it had already hit the point of no return. Wanker had decided to kill the shoot and just do the mini-bukkake and not the b/g.
We all gathered around and waited for Wanker to pound his Bud Lights and get behind the camera. Gia was in position on the floor in front of the nastiest porn couch in the history of porn couches. (The yellow couch is shown in a thread here on xpt somewhere)
As we began to approach, the first in line was The Minion. That's when things crashed. Gia turned to Wanker and called bullshit. "No way, I'm not taking THAT guy's load. You said x amount of guys, not x amount plus your Minion" They argued back and forth and Wanker kept pushing but Gia was not having any of it. Wanker tried his usual tactic: If you do this now, I will pay you today with a check in your name...if you continue to balk, I will make the check out to your agent and make you wait to collect your money until we send the check. I have no idea how it was resolved except that we did the load dump without The Minion.
This episode is included in the DVD for Down The Hatch 13 as a "bonus scene" or mini-scene. Wanker edited these little comedy/wierdness into his dvd's regularly. He wrote his side of the argument in onscreen titles as an introduction.

Monkey: There were no tube sites back then. This is when DVDs were still being released 100s per week. 2004-2006" Face Blaster







See that is the shit, to me thats more interesting and dare I say, sexually appealing then the standard stop and drop. I can picture it now, a clearly agitated Gia on her knees, wanting so badly to just get up and leave but having her mind on the bag/shoes and rent that require her funds (probably in that order), all while avoiding looking at the hired guns (pun intended) as most look like they should be living under a bridge and you can't be turned off by what you don't see, then feeling a shadow come over her, she can't help but look up to see the minion and putting a kill to the idea.
A pissed off whore (no offense) standing her ground and a misogynistic, inebriated asian with parent/culture issues looking to make a point that he is incontrol butting heads while a bunch of hideous (and in most cases over or underweight naked men) are trying to get erections thrust into an even more awkward situation then one would imagine given the circumstance.