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#569726 - 10/01/12 07:04 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
backdoorman Offline
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#569733 - 10/01/12 11:43 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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pretty titties
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#569737 - 10/01/12 11:53 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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She's Pete's wife from Mad Men, no? Great little actress. Nice boobies.
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#569756 - 10/01/12 03:29 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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Yeah, it's hard to believe Pete is cheating on her. I hate Pete.
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#569760 - 10/01/12 04:20 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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This fine piece, Dana DeLorenzo, has been camping on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson the last week. She's FLY!

Dancing with Ferguson on the Late Late Show





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#569765 - 10/01/12 04:39 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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I'd bang that bitch from the Geico commercial...

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#569785 - 10/01/12 11:14 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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I thought until season 2 that Pete was Will Wheaton. I know now he's not, but I still haven't forgiven him yet.

Ditto on the the Geico chick. Or is she the Progressive chick?
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#569790 - 10/02/12 08:18 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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The progressive chick is Flo,the geico chick is a limey lizard.
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#569794 - 10/02/12 09:28 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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Lizard fuckers!
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#569797 - 10/02/12 11:31 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Like you knew which was which. Insurance companies are all the same.
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#569804 - 10/02/12 02:32 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Yeh..the Progressive chick. I'd bring her to Slamtown.

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#570015 - 10/05/12 06:11 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Mr. Meat]
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"Lions Breath" !



Edited by taintwrecker (10/05/12 06:12 AM)

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#570368 - 10/07/12 07:02 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Donna Pescow




Fatty from Criminal Minds
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#570376 - 10/07/12 08:56 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Barry the Pirate]
Spunko Offline
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Donna Pescow.

Haven't fapped to her since I was 13.


Oh Angie!
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#570379 - 10/07/12 09:16 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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She was the Next Big Thing for about 10 minutes.
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#570382 - 10/07/12 09:44 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
frankie fatale Offline
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they both require my cum.
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#570408 - 10/08/12 11:07 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Barry the Pirate]
Spunko Offline
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
She was the Next Big Thing for about 10 minutes.


I remember she played one of,if not the first openly gay women on television(in a 'positive' light) on some soap opera in the mid 80s. Drove my dad nuts.

Don't think the character lasted long. Different era I guess.
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#570451 - 10/09/12 09:53 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Spunko]
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masturbanana


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#570454 - 10/09/12 11:59 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
frankie fatale Offline
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i want to cum in her hair^. masturbanana
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#570739 - 10/13/12 12:51 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: frankie fatale]
Spunko Offline
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Only 66 years young!



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#570741 - 10/13/12 12:59 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
Steezo Offline
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^^^ Death Becomes Her.
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#570747 - 10/13/12 03:14 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Steezo]
Spunko Offline
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Becomes her,death does,mmmmm?
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#570764 - 10/13/12 12:25 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
frankie fatale Offline
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janina gavankar




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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#570776 - 10/13/12 01:44 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
frankie fatale Offline
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#570793 - 10/13/12 03:47 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Khandi Alexander
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#570801 - 10/13/12 06:27 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate

Khandi Alexander


Been spilling seed to Khandi since News Radio. Nearly cried when she left CSI:Miami.
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#570808 - 10/13/12 08:02 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
backdoorman Offline
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Re: Goldie Hawn
No fucking way ! 8-o}
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#570868 - 10/14/12 07:05 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
CxGxPx Offline
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I'd like to see Amy Smart and Naomi Watts dyking out real hard.
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#570872 - 10/14/12 07:39 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: CxGxPx]
frankie fatale Offline
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Originally Posted By: FAT BLOODY FINGERS
I'd like to see Amy Smart and Naomi Watts dyking out real hard.

id like for this to happen as well.
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it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#570894 - 10/15/12 09:15 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
backdoorman Offline
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With me in the middle.
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#571187 - 10/19/12 05:08 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
frankie fatale Offline
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#571252 - 10/20/12 08:40 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
frankie fatale Offline
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#571264 - 10/20/12 10:11 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: VW/Velvet]
fartz Offline
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Originally Posted By: VW/Velvet
Don't you dare judge me!








So if she/them were just kinda walking around and you came running around the corner and nailed that thing with a clothesline, can it officially be called a "double clothesline", at least in a non-traditional sense, maybe?

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#571267 - 10/20/12 11:17 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Can you imagine how sick of each other they must be?
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#571279 - 10/20/12 02:59 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
frankie fatale Offline
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i dont envy them having to be attached to the same person all day long^.now for someone less offensive to the eyes.





theres something magical about hot asian women.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#571513 - 10/22/12 08:37 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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Canadian cooking show host Kary Osmond. I love the way she says "food processor".

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/kary-osmond


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#571518 - 10/22/12 09:08 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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I like that Gaida whore and her perky little knocks.
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#571537 - 10/22/12 01:15 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
frankie fatale Offline
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oh yes,giada and nigella make a sexy back to back team on the same channel.then you can catch sandra lee half an hour later on the other one.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
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#571721 - 10/25/12 12:09 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
frankie fatale Offline
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denise milanis been working out and looks older now.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#571744 - 10/25/12 10:03 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Mmmm. Skanky. ^^^


Kimberly Guilfoyle from Fox News' The Five. Just as Chuck suspected.


Edited by Barry the Pirate (10/25/12 10:07 AM)
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#572307 - 10/30/12 10:19 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
frankie fatale Offline
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lianna grethel or iliana grethel


gaby ramirez








rachel harris
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#572398 - 11/01/12 01:32 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: have2cit]
mallocup Offline
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Originally Posted By: have2cit



Canadian cooking show host Kary Osmond. I love the way she says "food processor".

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/kary-osmond


I'll go after you..
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Hi, I am new to xxxpt......

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#572411 - 11/01/12 04:52 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
LouCypher Offline
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I might have to gif this thread up in a bit....
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#572447 - 11/01/12 07:25 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: LouCypher]
LouCypher Offline
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olivia munn




anne hathaway
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#572448 - 11/01/12 07:28 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
charin Offline
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tl;dr
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#572450 - 11/01/12 07:32 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: charin]
LouCypher Offline
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Originally Posted By: charin
tl;dr




fuck off...

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#572465 - 11/02/12 02:11 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
Steezo Offline
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Olivia Munn is so hot it's like she's from a different species. It really bugs me when people criticize her.

Anne Hathaway looks prematurely aged.
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#572468 - 11/02/12 06:04 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Steezo]
the unknown pervert Offline
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Originally Posted By: Steezo

Anne Hathaway looks prematurely aged.


Well, she is British. They tend not to do too well if you leave them out in the sun too long, like say for over 15 minutes.
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#572469 - 11/02/12 07:46 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
backdoorman Offline
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Aged or not she's still hot as damnit !
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#572494 - 11/02/12 12:32 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
frankie fatale Offline
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looks like a combination of sleepless nights,drugs,and mild anorexia.great tits regardless and i like when bitches look older.
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