This was probably the most hate filled,controversial,bullshitting month ever.
1) Lord Byron returns. He doesn't like what the board becomes and starts saying everyone is a bunch of losers etc.
2) Monkey starts some shit about me and in the end,everything works itself out and the monkey cage will never be the same. That's good.
3) Osyrus starts trashing Gen. Everyone rallies behind Gen because we all know he is really The Outsider.
4)Sammura returns. She resumes where she left off. Going off on insane rants,just like before. Even thou most suspect monkey is behind this.
5) Kyoto's attack on Smartt. Accusing him of some fucked up shit is not cool.
6) Swami's return. All hell broke loose with this one. Its a he/she said thing. Swami vs. the rest of the board. Everyone is calling the other party names etc.

I know I left off some other shit. If anyone remembers anything,add it to the thread.

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Aug 28 1968

U.S. Ambassador to Guatemala John Gordon Mein is shot to death after guerrillas force his car off the road in Guatemala City. It is the first assassination of a U.S. Ambassador in the line of duty.

Aug 28 1988

Three Italian fighter jets from the precision flight team Frecce Tricolori collide while attempting their "Pierced Heart" stunt during an air show at Ramstein Air Base in West Germany. The wreckage of one plane tumbles into the crowd and explodes, killing 40 spectators and seriously injuring hundreds more. The death toll reaches 69 two months later.

Aug 28 1995

Calvin Klein withdraws an ad campaign after drawing wide criticism for mimicking the look and feel of child pornography. Although all the underwear models were legal adults, they appeared to be adolescents photographed in a sleazy motel room.

Aug 29 1904

David Hyrum Smith, son of Mormon founder Joseph Smith, dies in an insane asylum after 27 years of lunacy. His father in 1844 had predicted that his unborn son would be named David and that he would be "President and King of Israel". At least he got the name right.

Aug 29 1966

The Beatles hold their final concert at Candlestick Park.

Aug 29 1994

The Orange County Register breaks the story that China harvests organs from executed prisoners prior to their executions. What's more, those executions are scheduled according to organ transplant priorities.

Aug 29 1996

Dick Morris, the top political adviser to President Bill Clinton and also a married man, resigns abruptly after the Star reveals his long-term relationship with a Washington prostitute. Morris had divulged secret White House information to Sherry Rowlands, even allowing the hooker to secretly listen in on some of his telephone conversations with the President.

Aug 29 1996

California becomes the first state in the nation to require the surgical or chemical castration of persons who have committed two or more sexual assaults on minors.

I came back and didnt cause any trouble.

August didn't go to well for Japan back in 1945

Yeah all you bastards. Let's make September a lovefest. The moderators need a break.

Tony

Ahhh, all good things come to an end. Bring on September