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#51298 - 08/28/04 09:38 AM Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
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Okay I'm going away for a week coming Monday. I know you guys don't give a fuck about me or where I'm going but I thought I would give you a heads up.

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#51299 - 08/28/04 09:43 AM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Damn it, I looked here because you put midget in the title

side note: Does any one know how to get rid of ants when they invade your house?
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#51300 - 08/28/04 10:18 AM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
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Damn it, I looked here because you put midget in the title

side note: Does any one know how to get rid of ants when they invade your house?




Lol sorry to mislead you and DUH do what everyone else does and get an anteater.

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#51301 - 08/28/04 10:44 AM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
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Registered: 04/16/04
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Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Damn it, I looked here because you put midget in the title

side note: Does any one know how to get rid of ants when they invade your house?




Garf rules!

Depends how infested you are Cleetus. I had ants once and used a shitload of traps to get rid of the problem. It only took a couple days. If it is bad, call an exterminator. (ants)
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#51302 - 08/28/04 11:41 AM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
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Who is going away? Chickenmaster, Hate, or Abbadon?
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#51303 - 08/28/04 05:29 PM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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Damn it, I looked here because you put midget in the title



Cleetus has an obsession with midgets. I think they're cool,kinda like a new puupy,but I think the novelty would wear off quick. I still want to punt one over the fence thou.
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#51304 - 08/28/04 05:39 PM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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What can I say I like Midgets and Kung fu movies just like all my homies up in da hood
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#51305 - 08/28/04 05:46 PM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Cleetus is the vato loco en Nueva York. BTW, I just got Master of The Flying Guillotine on DVD. Shit kicks ass.
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#51306 - 08/28/04 05:54 PM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Is the transfer on that good cause I was gonna get it myself. I like all that old scholl kung fu- Shaw Bros and Chang Cheh flicks being my favorites. some of my favorites of all time are:
5 Deadly Venoms, the master killer flicks, one armed swordsman and so many more but the problem is that many of these releases on region one dvd are not up to my standards.
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#51307 - 08/28/04 06:01 PM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
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Its not really that good.But thats what makes it great. Therea a part in the middle when the English dub dissapears and they are speaking Mandarin for about 3 minutes before resuming in English. There is also so color bleeding in it,but I can live with that. Have you seen THE PRODIGAL SON with Sammo Hung? It looks good,but I havent seen it yet.
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#51308 - 08/28/04 06:09 PM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Prodigal son is good, most of Sammo's stuff rocks- like Jackie and yuen bueo.
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#51309 - 08/28/04 06:09 PM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
Smartt Offline
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Is the transfer on that good




Not really.

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#51310 - 08/28/04 06:12 PM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Chico- check out this board for all the kung fu info anyone could use, I like it a lot.
http://pub3.ezboard.com/fkungfufandomfrm1
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#51311 - 08/28/04 06:14 PM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
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Now that I got some money rolling in, I want to start building my martial arts collection. I only have about 13 movies. What do you recomend? I have the American stuff,but I want the good shit from Hong Kong.
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#51312 - 08/28/04 06:24 PM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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What can I say I like Midgets and Kung fu movies just like all my homies up in da hood




Cleet, Just don't EVER watch Leprechaun 5 : In The Hood... Trust me.
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#51313 - 08/28/04 06:25 PM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Loc: Carpathian Mountains
That website is good for reviews and stuff- do you have a region free dvd player? Celestial puts out some region 2 0r 3 ( something other than 1) shaw brothers dvds- top quality video with subtitles and more - good stuff. There are a lot of good kung fu flicks for region 1 but the dvds of said flicks are poor, too poor to recommend for most.
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#51314 - 08/28/04 06:26 PM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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What can I say I like Midgets and Kung fu movies just like all my homies up in da hood




Juat don't EVER watch Leprechaun 5 : In The Hood. Trust me.




I think I have seen it Smut but all those Leprechaun flicks blend together in my head.
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#51315 - 08/28/04 06:32 PM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
I watched all of the wishmasters the other day.

My favorite was when I watched all of the hellraisers in one day.

I'm gonna watch the exorcist as soon as mi chica gets off(hehe) work.

Wait, that wasn't even close to being on topic, huh?

Non sequiturial memorial.

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#51316 - 08/28/04 06:37 PM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
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Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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Chico- check out this board for all the kung fu info anyone could use, I like it a lot.
http://pub3.ezboard.com/fkungfufandomfrm1



Cool site. Thanks.
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#51317 - 08/28/04 06:49 PM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
Smartt Offline
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Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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I think I have seen it Smut but all those Leprechaun flicks blend together in my head.




There´s Leprechaun in Space. Don´t forget this one. Pinhead and Jason already went to space, why not the Leprechaun?

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#51318 - 08/28/04 06:53 PM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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I actually liked the Jason in space movie, there were some humorous touches
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#51319 - 08/28/04 06:56 PM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
Smartt Offline
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Registered: 04/30/03
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You guys should watch this movie here.


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#51320 - 08/28/04 06:56 PM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Since they did a Freddy v. Jason and Aliens v. Predator, why not a Chucky v. Leprachaun?
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#51321 - 08/28/04 07:00 PM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
Smartt Offline
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Registered: 04/30/03
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How about this? Or maybe this? Or even... this?

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#51322 - 08/28/04 07:00 PM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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You guys should watch this movie here.






Aren't there 2 movies called crippled Masters? I saw the other one and liked it.
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#51323 - 08/28/04 07:01 PM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Since they did a Freddy v. Jason and Aliens v. Predator, why not a Chucky v. Leprachaun?




Good idea Chico- I would see it, A midget and a doll
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#51324 - 08/28/04 07:03 PM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
Smartt Offline
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There´s also this, this, this and this.

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#51325 - 08/28/04 07:05 PM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
Smartt Offline
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Registered: 04/30/03
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Aren't there 2 movies called crippled Masters?




No, sir. The other one is Crippled AVENGERS (aka Crippled Heroes, aka Return of the 5 Deadly Venoms), and it´s a Shaw Bros flick with the Venom Mob.

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#51326 - 08/28/04 07:12 PM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Quote:

Aren't there 2 movies called crippled Masters?




No, sir. The other one is Crippled AVENGERS (aka Crippled Heroes, aka Return of the 5 Deadly Venoms), and it´s a Shaw Bros flick with the Venom Mob.




That's the one, THAT is a good one.
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#51327 - 08/28/04 07:31 PM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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cleet, if you still have ants you should try a few tubes of the combat-brand gel, a bunch of traps and some boric acid powder. raid is more likely to kill you than a colony, the stuff i listed is cheap and available at home depot.

the most important thing i've learned that most people don't consider is that ants are just as likely to be in places like dishwashers, around washing machines, and any place you see bare piping than they are what you'd normally guess like trash cans. if you see one ant, there are thousands more within a small radius. you may see a big concentration around a food spill or trashcan, but they don't LIVE there--they're just out to get food for the colony. Ants choose the site of the colony based upon their preferences of high moisture levels and lack of direct lighting. use the gel around your disposal, under sinks, and where pipes enter the room---it's the same stuff as in the traps but more effective and just as safe. boric acid is super-cheap and safe compared to raid, just shoot the powder around the perimiter of your house or around baseboards. that's the best solution short of hiring someone and you don't inhale poison to kill the ants you see, which are the tip of the iceberg. the insecticides are useful if you know exactly where the colony is, like on a tree or something.

i grew up in a really old victorian surrounded by lots of trees and every summer was about ethnic cleansing of carpenter ants. i fucking hate the things and i'd easily go without birds if we could get rid of them and mosquitoes. good luck man, i'm rooting for you.
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#51328 - 08/28/04 08:26 PM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
James, this is obviously a subject you're passionate about...

I hate the fucking things too. Even worse were earwigs. They didn't do shit, they just looked really fucking evil. They're the darth vaders of the insect kingdom.
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#51329 - 08/28/04 08:31 PM Re: Hey everyone go fuck a fat midget in hell.
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
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James, this is obviously a subject you're passionate about...

I hate the fucking things too. Even worse were earwigs. They didn't do shit, they just looked really fucking evil. They're the darth vaders of the insect kingdom.



Feel the power of the Dark Side of the insect kingdom.


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