Strangely, I don't have a DUI on my record. I showed up late at my lawyer's office for the DMV phone interview. Before I even got there, it was already somehow decided that I must have been sober based on the facts and my actions. However I did, at the time, hold the record for the longest police chase in Alaska state history. Or so they told me. They seemed to enjoy that fact more than I did. I honestly didn't even do anything much wrong that night. Shit just happens sometimes.