1 bottle of Aqua Velva Musk for $3.99

TWINS 10 oz bag gloves. Boes boxing shorts: One with Quebec flag pattern and a green pair with a cheezy shamrock on it...

I bought some very, very long needle nosed pliers to help disconnect the fuel lines and get the gas tank out of the Jaguar. They are so vicious looking I'm sure someone could use them in the pornography.

I also bought some so-called "hose hooks" which look like scaled up dental probes. Between the pliers aforementioned and the hooks, the tank is coming out.

cars have started to occupy way too much time, luckily i either don't drive or err on the side of extreme caution if i've been under the influence. it's the sober, 11:45am stuff that's a problem. i'll be in for another continuance without finding, but still required a defense attorney to finesse things and some pre-emptive voluntary days sitting with the dui/street-racers in the course they have to take to get their license back. a saturday i'll never get back. upon advice of the lawyer(who's a talking head on o'reilly's show but a committed speeder who finally gave up the s8) i don't own anything "cool" looking anymore. but not wholly neutered, i'll live and the left lane's not off-limits, just different.

I actually bought a breathalyzer a while back just so I would know when it's safe to drive again the next morning. It's surprising to see how high a number you'll blow the next morning after a boozy binge. Unfortunately, me and a friend of mine broke the machine because we spent an evening trying to see how high we could get the number. I know we reached the level where your symptoms should be: Coma/Death. Now it just gives me an error message.

that's outstanding. i generally abandon ship, try to find a garage or valet nearby so i don't need to track it down at a tow place if i cab it home. when i was young and dumb and wanted to drive home, i'd get rid of anything fun down a sink, sewer, mailbox, wherever before getting in the car. a few hundred bucks sucks to toss, but the alternative would be hell. the best dui stories i've got are when my roomate lost control of a very yellow turbocharged german car on memorial drive, plowed through four parked cars and god knows what, cops found a trail of fluid and yellow hunks of metal leading back to the apartment where it was billowing smoke outside of the garage and i had to get him to court at 9am as he was puking in the sink unable to tie a tie. long day. other was an actual sideswipe of a cop car, kid made it near his dorm and just fucking bolted in the dark. they couldn't nail him because they never found him, he reported it as stolen, nobody bought it, but couldn't really do much given the lack of visibility and how fast everything happened. i just try not to push it at all now.

Strangely, I don't have a DUI on my record. I showed up late at my lawyer's office for the DMV phone interview. Before I even got there, it was already somehow decided that I must have been sober based on the facts and my actions. However I did, at the time, hold the record for the longest police chase in Alaska state history. Or so they told me. They seemed to enjoy that fact more than I did. I honestly didn't even do anything much wrong that night. Shit just happens sometimes.

I would think the longest police chase in Alaskan history would be more likely to involve a seaplane than a car.

Dogsled

Kayak.

Honestly, it'd prolly be a snowmachine. Motorcycle acceleration and wide open tundra. One of my favorite drinking stories from Alaska is about some dumbass who decided to use his snowmachine to drive 30 miles into town during a snowstorm just so he could get to the bar. He was, of course, arrested for driving an off-road vehicle on public streets.

Make it a Titty Bar and I can easily see it being Da Burglar.

Well, I finally broke down and bought an iPad2 a few days ago. I'm starting to feel buyers remorse and it hasn't even gotten here yet.

don't, i've had the first-gen for some time and i find myself reaching for it more than i thought i would. the iphone's got a place for quick gps-stuff, hasty emails and an ipod replacement, but the pad's not unpleasant to watch flicks on and things like google earth are imho better interface-wise than on a laptop. you'll like it. it's a lifesaver for killing downtime.

Samsung BD- C6500

The ipad2 is my first ipad. i got it just to show my portfolio on as many do in my industry but i'm an ipad addict now. the ipad2 has this great feature where i can vid chat using FaceTime which is incredible. I'm waiting for the soon to come Skype app. I FaceTimed with my friend yesterday on my ipad while he was on his iphone. Unreal having a convo and seeing each other's surroundings as i'm at work and he's walking down the street in Miami, you could see every shop, every passerbyer, everything like i was watching him on tv but it was real life.

the ipad(get one with storage and a decent data plan) along with good old handbrake h.264 for movies and the kindle app(or apple's, whichever) are a fucking great way to kill time while staying low-profile.

yeah, a good case and then an otterbox-type one, one of the ten-dollar li-ion packs that will recharge the thing if need be, a stylus and dock, and a pair of closed headphones(noise-cancelling by definition sucks) like audio technica 50's or the venerable old studio monitor sony's and senn hd280's. just low-impedance shit that by virtue of being closed keep noise out, something like a grado 325i's great but doesn't shut outside noise out or keep your noise from emanating out. high-end earbuds are fine if you're into sealing shit into your ear canal perfectly then blasting down the thing until your hearing's a disaster. good for the money, there are full-sized low-impedance headphones for a little more of it that are comfortable or reproduce shit MUCH better than i can hear it.

oh, and purple label spread-collar shirt, lavender, silk navy v-neck from same place. picked up a few pure drives and wilson ps 88's i had restrung, around 50 pounds, real gut on the wilson's, mix of bab poly's on the pdr's, same tension. and another pair of white nike shorts/some dri-fit polo, no-show thorlo socks. i've got issues with visible socks, black ones with cleats are fine. otherwise, not good.

oh, and new brake pads, brembo this time.

I hate earbuds. Can't use 'em. Rather look like a dork with headphones than plug something into my head.

Edit: Battery life does suffer with headphones. Plan accordingly

[redneck] I'm ordering a K&N cold air intake kit for my truck. It adds horsepower and a throaty sound which is nice but more importantly it adds about 4 mpg. It already runs like a scalded dog so I am looking forward to the improvement. [/redneck]

since a few years the Shure SE530's changed my life and cured my sexual dysfunction, a gym packed with 300+ feels like you're alone there and you can really focus without the skull-hammeringly dull conversations and random noises. someone can stand two feet in front of you saying words and its just two lips moving like hallucinating katy perry on mute. first time i tried them;

(stunned silence)

(more stunned silence with rapid heartbeat)

(body hits a chair and then the floor)

oh, those large-displacement v8's scream for a CAI and some improved channeling of air it's used already. the jeep had the intake and engine block heater and some slightly-different exhaust stuff. the hemi had some shit going on i'd be reluctant to say i could fully explain like a regular v-8 but did the same shit as a ford or chevy 8-cylinder in a truck proper.

the situation's neutered a bit now, actual car's a bit cooler than the exterior belies. but about as detached a feeling from the road's input as i've experienced. but it's comfortable, does all sorts of apache-helicopter shit electronically, will actually move if asked to, but the looks are awful. i just got a cont'd sans finding and 2 months of unsupervised probation(mail checks into office twice) then i'll go in and have it expunged. coulda been worse.

i've just moved to the senn cx-series for working out, iem's are amazing but i tend to catch myself listening to things way too loudly at the gym and i need a little inside-noise to get through on a bike.

headphones are amazing in the sense you're able to go buy a pair of senn 595's and plug them in unamped and get basically the same shit coming into your ears as you'd get some contour's through a pre/solid-stage setup. two hundred bucks=five thousand bucks in headphone-amplified loudspeaker money.

revels, simaudio, bel canto and shit like that starts decorating large spaces well for you. and its more fun than furniture. although there are times it's fun to use horrible amounts of electricity to stand in your living room blasting the magnificent seven, the emi wagner tristan recording, or slash's estranged solo(hey, it was badass, then slash admitted it was the hardest solo he'd ever played but the best on any guns album confirmed it) through some serious fucking speakers and ugly levinson/bryston solid-state overkill at times.

then hundreds of pounds of audio equipment seems appropriate, two fucking channels please and no, marantz and denon recievers are not good for anything but saving private ryan. if you can work a speaker into the room's decor well enough to not drive chicks nuts, it means you're able to move it around too much-i can't decorate but i can set up a room around spikes and a few hundred-pounds of loudspeaker fine, furniture and such fill in around it.

christ mark, i forgot you probably own a heart-rate monitor.

anyhow, i'm back to the college gym mike boyle(he's done the bruins, bu, olympics, and maybe 30-40 nhl dudes are there summers)-learned about it through kids playing puck. lots of powerlifting stuff, plyo's, weird shit like 55lb kettleballs off-balance and just an hour or less of stuff that for someone who might run 70feet at the longest but a lot of drop steps, 5-yard bursts it's ideal. i have bikes as cardio, but going to uncomfortable squatting 315x3 right to 405x4 before worrying about form and just using 275 and 315 for flat bench a few months later and a bit of creative supplementation to recover within a week of a workout it's ideal.

the nhl dudes have to do the aerodyne bikes, i just ride and dive. the boston marathon's hilarious, the good runners are twice as fast as a trained qualifier-ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS IS FUCKING COMPETITIVE AND SPORTING?

fuck no, it's all about showing you're dedicated and trained and simply completed a race.

annapurnna(sic) is badass to just complete. a race where bitches stop bleeding and kenyans under 140 are endomorphic enough to win for decades is a joke.

if you want to jerk off in front of friends and family, coming in at 4:34 may as well be doing so. but you "finished" go cry and collect your space blanket, some endurance hunter from a tribe into weird shit just crossed that line two hours before you and got his blanket.

the tour de france takes dedication and EPO too, nobody gets to do it in twice the time as contador did it in-they're dropped and out of the peleton in 12-hours if the next morning doesn't seem encouraging.

listen, cosmos ndeti and i don't run together, i don't show up at the base of k2 and assume sherpas and bottles are good for getting little kids and the elderly up and down like everest now has been made into. the pakastani ones and k2 don't get thousands of dumbasses like me, and they kill the super-elite over a 1/3 of the time. i've hiked plenty but don't need help if the weather goes bad, i can self-arrest on ice, blah blah. but the only use i'd have for kenyans if i was a white chick would be figuring out altitude, footstrike, etc. that elite endurance athletes do very differently than us. otherwise you're just jerking off you didn't die doing it.

yeah, the greek who did the marathon-distance first died right aferwards, sure that's what you want to be doing?

i want to throw balls at the back half of the field and keep yelling "catch". those who can't hit and catch, run and row. wrestlers are basically never draft prospects in baseball-same states care about both. never understood the "endure" if you hit no.8 in babe ruth as a means of gaining respect back from some afternoon i'd pitch fast and inside without mixing anything up then someone misplayed two loopy drives and handed me doubles instead. that's wrestling kid who'd communed with his bestial side well-enough i'd rather avoid him after a few years, but fucked-up ears and training won't help you get laid in college either, maybe in iowa but they're different and wrong altogether. i love the bonds on roids era-human achievement. nobody'd pitch to him and he'd still be hitting 370 with unheard-of-slugging while blowing away intentional walk records yearly. put a ball near the plate, he was doing something violent with it, pitchers win more than hitters, bonds for a few years flipped the paradigm. that's better than being masai and living at 8000feet, it's not just being so good that it makes sense to pitch around you, PITCHING to him was a losing proposition, period. load em or walk one home, if he made contact with a borderline strike he's lining it somewhere hard and guys are coming home.

oh, by no means do i encourage anyone to go buy huge amounts of very illegal and addictive dangerous drugs. you'll get sick of them however well-managed things are. but small-time mexican runners and desperation are so, so fucking gay and low.

rubber boots

intakes dont really add alot of hp on their own.

You're a retard.

yes i am.



but retards have retard strength.



and a good fighting style.

I bought a wireless headset to use with Skype.

$24.18 for all this good stuff including 2 Coca Cola glasses:

Turkey bacon??? Really?? You are a fag.

Boneless rib shaped pork patties??? Faaaaak man. You should just catch the rats in your building and boil the meat off them.

I like turkey bacon, don't know how good or bad this one tastes, but Butterball brand turkey bacon is the best.

I love the boneless BBQ sandwiches, its like those McRibs at McD's or the 7-Eleven ribwiches. Actually, I just tried the boneless BBQ patties and they are not as great as I had hoped them to be, the tomato sauce is different but tasty none the less.

I got all the stuff at the ultimate dollar store. The 6-pack boneless BBQ patties were $3.00, the Armor Treet meat can was $1.50 each and all the other items were $1.00 each. I even got these cool Coke glasses, too bad that they did not have them in clear white color. Tommowo I will get more stuff, including the Quarter-Water.

I see 2 possibly 3 name brand products there. Do you get Jew demerits for that?

You got:

On-Cor
Armour
Campbell's
Coca Cola
Furlani
Musselman's
Smucker's

and these other lesser-known brands:

Koop's
Chef Swagger's Kitchen
Lakeview Valley
Old Fashioned Foods

I'm just talking food, so take away Coke. Spaghettios and Smuckers. Musselman's I don't know, I've eaten there applesauce, it is good, but never saw a commercial for it. Name brand to me equals tv commercial.

I dont really care. I am satisfied with the purchase and that is all that matters.

I can get a lot more than that for $24, you were ripped off again, Alex.

Did you get all that sausage because it reminds you of tranny cock?

he does seem to have an obsession with processed meat.

6 bottles of Lysol toilet cleaner for $1.50 each and 12 jars of drink mixes for $1.99 each:

How long will it take you to go through all the drink mix?

Are you planning to drink it, or use it to color the hair on your back?

I'm amazed he's going to clean his toilet punch bowl before he makes all that drank.

3-4 months

Do you open one and use to completion or do you open one of each flavor?

Do you mix and match to make your own flavors?

If you run out of Orange, do you make do with a scoop of Lemon and a scoop of Cherry?

I usually have 2 of them opened up at a time. I mix and match flavors sometimes, like I was running low with the Fruit Punch, so I mixed it with lemonade which sorta became pink lemonade but it was not as great as I have hoped it to be. I had these expired Snapple singles drink pouches, about 20 of them so I mixed them together with the Lemonade and Fruit Punch mix. I just mixed it earlier today but have not made the drink yet.

just picked this up at a yard sale on the way home.

chuck, how does this shit work?. whats your area code or whatever?.

Looks like some Soviet avionics, I dunno.

My purchases today -
MFJ-4245 Power Supply
TenTec 1225 Wattmeter kit (on order)
Toroids and magnet wire to make inductors and transformers
A can of DeOxit (best stuff ever for old switches, etc.]
2011 ARRL Handbook, free with 3 year membership renewal

That's it for my shopping list, except some solid hook-up wire. I got a 3 day pass, so I'll go through the flea market tomorrow maybe. I'm pooped.

ham "ignore" is it?. thats fine...