that's outstanding. i generally abandon ship, try to find a garage or valet nearby so i don't need to track it down at a tow place if i cab it home. when i was young and dumb and wanted to drive home, i'd get rid of anything fun down a sink, sewer, mailbox, wherever before getting in the car. a few hundred bucks sucks to toss, but the alternative would be hell. the best dui stories i've got are when my roomate lost control of a very yellow turbocharged german car on memorial drive, plowed through four parked cars and god knows what, cops found a trail of fluid and yellow hunks of metal leading back to the apartment where it was billowing smoke outside of the garage and i had to get him to court at 9am as he was puking in the sink unable to tie a tie. long day. other was an actual sideswipe of a cop car, kid made it near his dorm and just fucking bolted in the dark. they couldn't nail him because they never found him, he reported it as stolen, nobody bought it, but couldn't really do much given the lack of visibility and how fast everything happened. i just try not to push it at all now.