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#510267 - 04/29/11 09:15 AM
UFC 129 GSP/Shields
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UFC 129 Full Fight Card:
Main Bouts (On Pay-Per-View): -Georges St-Pierre (21-2; #1 Welterweight) vs. Jake Shields (26-4-1; #3 Welterweight) -Jose Aldo (18-1; #1 Featherweight) vs. Mark Hominick (20-8; #7 Featherweight) -Vladimir Matyushenko (25-5) vs. Jason Brilz (18-3-1) -Lyoto Machida (16-2; #5 Light Heavyweight) vs. Randy Couture (19-10) -Ben Henderson (12-2) vs. Mark Bocek (9-3)
Preliminary Bouts (On Spike TV): -Nate Diaz (13-6) vs. Rory MacDonald (10-1) -Jake Ellenberger (23-5) vs. Sean Pierson (11-4)
Preliminary Bouts (On Facebook): -Yves Jabouin (15-6) vs. Pablo Garza (10-1) -Claude Patrick (13-1) vs. Daniel Roberts (12-1) -Ivan Menjivar (21-8) vs. Charlie Valencia (12-6) -Jason MacDonald (24-14) vs. Ryan Jensen (15-7) -John Makdessi (8-0) vs. Kyle Watson (13-6-1)
Looks like a really good show. Main event may turn out to be lots of dry humping, but Shields should be GSP's biggest challenge in a while.
Couture is said to be retiring no matter the outcome, but if he wins, I see him hanging around for another pay day. Guy has like 3 ex wives to pay for.
Plus there is a Diaz on the card. That usually leads to a good sound bite.
Never seen Aldo fight, but all I hear is good things. Those scrappy little guys are usually bell to bell action.
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#510367 - 04/29/11 09:29 AM
Re: UFC 129 GSP/Shields
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Porn Jesus
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GSP-Shields is gonna be a snore. Shields barely beat Kampmann. He doesn't deserve the title shot yet. 10 Canucks on the card which is awesome. It's great to see Menjivar get a shot at the big show. His first loss ever was to St. Pierre outta the old Quebec-based TKO promotion. I think Couture will call its quits for sure this time. It'd be great to see him commentate, but if he keeps flapping his gums about a union, White will get rid of him.
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#510696 - 04/29/11 10:11 AM
Re: UFC 129 GSP/Shields
[Re: Jerkules]
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Porn Jesus
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I don't know about a union in the MMA game. Career length is a big hurdle. Guys on top won't buy into it. WWE, yeah, it is scripted and there careers are longer. They should all join tv actors union, they aren't athletes, they are super stars.
Randy is hot air. He isn't giving up a nickel for the guy on the bottom of the card.
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#511495 - 04/29/11 02:41 PM
Re: UFC 129 GSP/Shields
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#511536 - 04/29/11 07:31 PM
Re: UFC 129 GSP/Shields
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Porn Jesus
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the problem with ufc is these guys fight so often and are usually from decent backgrounds that they're difficult to strongly dislike of dehumanize into a mid-80's ball of fear tyson.
which really just comes back to the fact the romans got it right with using animals or consequence to create drama. where there's overlap in habitat, we know tigers tend to attack any sized reptile and they have long enough canines to go along with a bigger brain, warm blood, and muscular limbs to win. orcas kill great whites, duh. mix in 12-foot shortfin makos, big tiger sharks, bull elephants, a 70-foot sperm whale, salties, niles, hippos, really big bears from the russian peninsula, etc. and you've got 100 pay-per views in the can. tigers and mean african elephants don't encounter each other, saltwater crocs will eat a baby bullshark, but at 68mph and over a thousand pounds that live on swordfish, giant northatlantic bluefin tuna and marlin and cruise around at over 40mph, a shortfin vs. 20-foot tiger shark would be fun. same as polar bear vs. big reptile. then obviously the people are options galore.
jim corbett vs. the best martial artist or special operative agent spetznaz, mossad, mi-5, sas, whoever. day's march, no thermal stuff or nv.
a real version of that ed harris stalingrad sniper flick with fake koenig
hartmann vs. chuck y, no jets, etc.
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#517579 - 05/01/11 04:15 PM
Re: UFC 129 GSP/Shields
[Re: Jerkules]
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Human Garbage
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Good show overall.
GSP v Shields was only slightly disappointing in that I expected more from GSP.
Thank god I stumbled on this thread the other day and was reminded to order the show.
Just another example of how XPT is a useful adjunct to the news and weather websites that are usually open on my computer screen.
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#517583 - 05/01/11 06:03 PM
Re: UFC 129 GSP/Shields
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Haven't seen it yet, but I'm a GSP fan. He has all the tools and most importantly seems to have his head on straight.
I gotta disagree with jameson on backgrounds to a point. A lot of them are from pretty good backgrounds...Lesnar, that deaf kid from TUF...too high to remember any others. But at least half are/ were street thugs who are able to turn their pain tolerance gotten from an endless line of stepdads and "uncles" into a job. Lieben, the Diaz's, even GSP came up in some rough circumstances. Not really sure if I'm going somewhere with this. Just an observation.
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#517662 - 05/02/11 12:25 PM
Re: UFC 129 GSP/Shields
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Porn Jesus
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Thing I don't like about GSP is he fights to get a win, not beat a guy. The thing that makes boxing suck is that you have guys that fight for points, not KO's. The main event was terrible, the rest of the card great. Randy Couture taking a front kick to the grill and teeth flying out. This guy didn't come close to winning but fought 2 rounds with a baseball sticking out of his for head, showing he's tough as fucking nails. [img:center]  [/img] A lot of good fights.
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#517684 - 05/02/11 03:17 PM
Re: UFC 129 GSP/Shields
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This guy didn't come close to winning but fought 2 rounds with a baseball sticking out of his for head, showing he's tough as fucking nails. [img:center]  [/img] A lot of good fights. Fuck me. Was the Commission doctor getting a handjob in the men's room while that was going on?
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#517686 - 05/02/11 03:27 PM
Re: UFC 129 GSP/Shields
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No, doc checked him in the 4th round. Fondled that swelling, made sure the guy had peripheral vision, asked him if he wanted to continue. Did the same in the gap before the 5th. Dude was on top trying to ground and pound most of the fifth, both fighters were exhausted though. Hominick thanked the ref for not stopping the fight. Everyone I was with was hoping to see a punch explode that lump, but it never happened.
That dude's wife is due to give birth Thursday. The $129k Fight of the Night bonus is a nice start on a college fund.
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#517701 - 05/02/11 06:00 PM
Re: UFC 129 GSP/Shields
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Wow. I really need to get around to watching that.
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#517704 - 05/02/11 06:42 PM
Re: UFC 129 GSP/Shields
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Porn Jesus
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Dana White must have gone into each locker room before the fight and told everyone "You see the size of that fucking crowd out there? Bonuses tonight are 129 thousand fucking dollars. If that doesn't get you to fight your balls off, then its time to buy a shovel and some work boots."
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#517706 - 05/02/11 07:49 PM
Re: UFC 129 GSP/Shields
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Porn Jesus
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I assume there'd be much more swearing.
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#517713 - 05/02/11 10:26 PM
Re: UFC 129 GSP/Shields
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dana white's known best in boston for acting a little too loud and tough until predictably the old guys in kangols sitting around southie had enough. the republicans got called in, his gyms and such all burst into flames somehow, and he fled the city until he came back within the last year for an event here. notably less-visible or security-laden.
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#517714 - 05/02/11 10:41 PM
Re: UFC 129 GSP/Shields
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Seems about right. He doesn't do well with that element, which is why UFC doesn't run shows in Japan and why they never signed Fedor.
He's now claiming that unions are keeping MMA from being sanctioned in NY, because the Station Casinos, owned by the Fertita Brothers, are non union. Some flap with the Culinary Workers union in Nevada, so they are getting some unions in NY to use their stroke with the politicians. I always thought it was the corrupt boxing industry in NYC holding them back.
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#517717 - 05/02/11 11:46 PM
Re: UFC 129 GSP/Shields
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Menjivar won and fucking won big. He deserves it. Finally gets a shot at the big show and kills it....
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#517839 - 05/05/11 01:19 PM
Re: UFC 129 GSP/Shields
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j.r.-thats the crane technique. no can defend.
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#519805 - 06/01/11 03:34 PM
Re: UFC 129 GSP/Shields
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GSP/Nick Diaz on Oct 29 Sources say Dana White just confirmed it on Twitter. I think it is going to be in Montreal.
I'm psyched to see that fight. I don't see it going to a decision. If it is looking bad, Diaz will take a chance that will cost him.
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#519838 - 06/02/11 12:53 AM
Re: UFC 129 GSP/Shields
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GSP is known for not finishing guys of late, but he will finish Diaz...
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#519839 - 06/02/11 01:02 AM
Re: UFC 129 GSP/Shields
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Few finer things than watching one of those Diaz thugs get his ass handed to him.
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#519840 - 06/02/11 01:02 AM
Re: UFC 129 GSP/Shields
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Few finer things than watching one of those Diaz thugs get his ass handed to him.
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#519845 - 06/02/11 05:16 AM
Re: UFC 129 GSP/Shields
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On an MMA board I read:
I think Rick's got a point here. Diaz will keep rushing GSP and exchanging until something happens. Plus, knowing Quebecers as I do, there's only so many times you can hear "c'mon you fucking frog" until they snap and want to kill someone.
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