Il Duce, would I lie about something so serious as beady eyes on a fat man? Suitcase pimps shouldn't complain if they're eating that well off their chick's impending anal fissures.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits