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#50772 - 08/26/04 10:42 PM holidays
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WHERE R YA ALL GOIN ON YA HOLIDAYS THIS YEAR??
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#50773 - 08/27/04 05:02 AM Re: holidays
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Registered: 08/26/03
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Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
France.
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#50774 - 08/27/04 08:01 AM Re: holidays
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The small plot of land in back of where I live
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#50775 - 08/27/04 10:56 AM Re: holidays
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Registered: 06/10/04
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Vietnam for some "yummy yummy bang bang"
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#50776 - 08/27/04 12:20 PM Re: holidays
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I'm off on holiday with my family for a week..I've already been given orders that I have to relax so, fortunately for you guys... I'm not allowed access to a computer!! BOO-HOO!
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#50777 - 08/27/04 02:35 PM Re: holidays
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New Mexico. It's an ancient tradition with our people, we have to go back to a desert every five years or we lose our rights to your oil.
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#50778 - 09/20/04 03:16 PM Re: holidays
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WELL, I'M BACK NOW, BET YOU GUYS REALLY MISSED ME, not!!!
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#50779 - 09/20/04 03:24 PM Re: holidays
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New Mexico. It's an ancient tradition with our people, we have to go back to a desert every five years or we lose our rights to your oil.





Thanks, baby, for resurrecting this thread. I crack myself up sometimes...
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#50780 - 09/20/04 03:32 PM Re: holidays
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can i take it you dont enjoy my posts then??
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#50781 - 09/20/04 03:33 PM Re: holidays
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"Thanks, baby, for resurrecting this thread. I crack myself up sometimes..."


co-sign
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#50782 - 09/20/04 03:35 PM Re: holidays
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Would it turn you on more if I said I don't? Some chicas are into that, you know.
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#50783 - 09/20/04 03:37 PM Re: holidays
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Much love for the co-sign, Cleet da Eleet.
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#50784 - 09/20/04 03:42 PM Re: holidays
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HEY, YOU TURN ME ON WHAT EVER YOU SAY!!
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#50785 - 09/20/04 03:48 PM Re: holidays
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You and me, baby. We'll be the Bonnie and Ibn-ul-Clyde of xxxporntalk. Take no prisoners, die young, leave a good looking corpse behind.
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#50786 - 09/20/04 03:50 PM Re: holidays
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Who turns you on -FAther Guido or Vlad the Impaler?

Arab- you my main NiCCa don't be listening to all these wannabes tryin to clown.

I wonder why every thread always decends into a rivercity/ esco hate fest over there?
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#50787 - 09/20/04 03:54 PM Re: holidays
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Loc: UK
I'm not hating , infact i'm very very nice, and when you get to know me, i'm very very dirrrty too!!
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#50788 - 09/20/04 04:00 PM Re: holidays
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I think rivercity/esco is like the black ("Dude... please... African American") version of Kyoto/Smartt. Although at least they say why they hate each other. Kyoto and Smartt just post inane and totally incomprehensible pictures back and forth at each other.

A better question is why every bla--- African-American themed message board I've visited always has like 80 million brightly colored fonts and more ads and images than a NASCAR rally.

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I'm not hating , infact i'm very very nice, and when you get to know me, i'm very very dirrrty too!!




Three r's--that's really, really dirty. From now on, you're in my gang, K.
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#50789 - 09/20/04 04:07 PM Re: holidays
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Yup, K you will get no hate from me either
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#50790 - 09/20/04 10:38 PM Re: holidays
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awwwwww thanks guys!!
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#50791 - 09/21/04 04:44 AM Re: holidays
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Registered: 04/21/04
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Loc: CO Springs
Mexico DF.

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#50792 - 09/21/04 04:59 AM Re: holidays
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Mexico DF.






Where in the DF? Just Mexico City? I'd recommend Guanajuato and San Miguel d'Allende. That whole area is pretty nice and real cheap for us more affluent norte americanos.
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#50793 - 09/21/04 05:01 AM Re: holidays
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Actually, a bit south of there. My family has a place in Cuernavaca. You know, cow horn?

I love the interior of Mexico. I plan to retire there some day.

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#50794 - 09/21/04 05:06 AM Re: holidays
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Actually, a bit south of there. My family has a place in Cuernavaca. You know, cow horn?

I love the interior of Mexico. I plan to retire there some day.





I've never been to cow horn, but I've had exactly the same idea as you; it would be a kick ass retirement option. How much does it cost your family to live there? San Miguel is a pretty town, but it has a large and loathsome population of American retirees. Really nasty, ugly people.
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#50795 - 09/21/04 12:12 PM Re: holidays
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I'd be worried about being kidnapped and I have no rich friends or money myself so they would just kill me- unless my boy Denzel would avenge/save me- wait that was a movie I Just watched
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#50796 - 09/21/04 02:18 PM Re: holidays
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Quote:

Actually, a bit south of there. My family has a place in Cuernavaca. You know, cow horn?

I love the interior of Mexico. I plan to retire there some day.





I've never been to cow horn, but I've had exactly the same idea as you; it would be a kick ass retirement option. How much does it cost your family to live there? San Miguel is a pretty town, but it has a large and loathsome population of American retirees. Really nasty, ugly people.




Oh, they don't live there, they just have a place there. My grandfather had it when he was alive. The town is full of old retired americans, but they are easily enough avoided.
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#50797 - 09/21/04 02:20 PM Re: holidays
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Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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I'd be worried about being kidnapped and I have no rich friends or money myself so they would just kill me- unless my boy Denzel would avenge/save me- wait that was a movie I Just watched




NO SHIT!!!

I'm taking at least a Denzel look alike with me, shit!

Any old poster from BGOL should do.
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#50798 - 09/21/04 02:30 PM Re: holidays
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Co-sign
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