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#507729 - 04/28/11 05:55 PM
Royal wedding
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Me and mum are getting our Sunday best prepared by Javier ( our illegal peasant helping hand ) for the wedding of a century. Two of my fellow countrymen will tie the knot in an exquisite show of our brittish superiority. It will be a spectacle I tell you! I feel a bender coming on, a Total gassing.
Javier come here now I tell you. My minge needs a trim.
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#507731 - 04/28/11 06:01 PM
Re: Royal wedding
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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AWOP man. Unless you have pics of Kate fisting her limey cunt, keep this crap in AWOP.
P.S. If you are about to become a princess, do you get a brazilian wax, or just trimm it up a bit?
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#507732 - 04/28/11 06:06 PM
Re: Royal wedding
[Re: holly-anna]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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How long till Kate fucks the help like Willie's mom did?
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#507736 - 04/28/11 06:13 PM
Re: Royal wedding
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Nine months before the second kid is born?
He's a prince, so she gives up the butt right?
Mr. Fake Lawyer, you forgot their teeth, sir.
Edited by Jerkules (04/28/11 06:14 PM)
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#507739 - 04/28/11 06:22 PM
Re: Royal wedding
[Re: holly-anna]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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He's a prince, so she gives up the butt right? I think all European women take it up the butt. At least every one I've seen on film does.
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#507748 - 04/28/11 06:58 PM
Re: Royal wedding
[Re: holly-anna]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Well, I know where I'll retire to.
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#507753 - 04/28/11 07:30 PM
Re: Royal wedding
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Registered: 11/22/08
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Shantyville, Middla Nowhere. That's where you'll retire sir.
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#507758 - 04/28/11 08:22 PM
Re: Royal wedding
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12931
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Whatta bout you, Sparky? Ganna retire to the bottom of a whiskey barrel?
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#509153 - 04/29/11 05:11 AM
Re: Royal wedding
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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What country in Europe, J?
Based on the quality of tail I've tracked, I think the choice would be between Hungary and the Czech Republic.
But, that's me.
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#509252 - 04/29/11 05:50 AM
Re: Royal wedding
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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I don't know. I have to do some studying and check out crime rates and real estate prices.
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#517551 - 04/30/11 07:26 PM
Re: Royal wedding
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
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Any guesses how long it will be until a porn parody of the royal wedding is released? Who will play Pippa? Will Waity Katie take it up the ass? Will Prince Harry (Prince Hairy, parody version) bang Camilla? I can't wait.
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#517555 - 04/30/11 10:31 PM
Re: Royal wedding
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
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Whatta bout you, Sparky? Ganna retire to the bottom of a whiskey barrel? Ewwww, I dont drink Jerks. Not saying you'll be that far off, but you've got the wrong ingredients on your menu.
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#517567 - 05/01/11 06:42 AM
Re: Royal wedding
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Porn Jesus
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moblem is working on a three-chick Avenger script - Diana, princess of wales, the new princess Kate and pippa taking on the world. They right all wrongs by blow banging their way across Europe.
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#517568 - 05/01/11 06:48 AM
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have I missed any other slurs?
* India, current Cricket World Champions * South Africa, current Rugby World Champions * Martin Amis - new set of teeth.
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