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#507502 - 04/26/11 08:49 AM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: gia jordan]
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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I title this Breakfast at Sam Ash.This is the ugliest guitar in the world. Forgot what brand, but there it was hanging in the cheapo isle face down for all the world to see it's faux Gucci markings. I picture a total barbie looking porn chick playing this. The kind that rolls a Bentley and blasts Lil Wayne at valet. But anyway, this is my latest pic. Shot 3 days ago. Cuz you people asked. Excellent Gia. Excellent. I see your many eating issues along with fears of growing older have just about turned you into a sack of bones. In your mind you even think you "look good" even as you photograph women who actually do look good the synapses in your mind either make you think you look comparable to them or they actually are fattys like you used to be. Awesome. Lord knows you rejected convention long ago. So what is the END GAME of the the blunder that is life?
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#507522 - 04/26/11 03:18 PM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: backdoorman]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Can't embed the video, but along those lines. Lindsay hates her vagina.
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#507534 - 04/26/11 05:53 PM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: Fiend]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Like some weird California sleestak. Funny, I was going to say the same thing. And the first image that pops up when you Google: Land of the Lost Sleestack is an image of Posh Spice wearing the same sunglasses.
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#507535 - 04/26/11 05:56 PM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: backdoorman]
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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Lindsay probably trips over her vagina
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You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?
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#507574 - 04/26/11 08:06 PM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: RyanKnox]
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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Yeah? What about you? Got anything better to do than defend the honor of a used out 40+ Pakistani Whoreface? With 12,000 posts I'm guessing no. So says Mr. Limpy with the dysfunctional dick.
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#507669 - 04/27/11 08:49 PM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: backdoorman]
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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Nono, he got the "Lacks-wood" like always.
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You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?
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#507717 - 04/28/11 05:18 PM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: backdoorman]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Don't run away from your softness. It's the key to your brand.
Imagine the endorsement cash you could earn if someone someday develops an erectile dysfunction solution that solves your infamous Rubik's Cube of Flaccid.
Meanwhile, you could look into gigs with Charmin and Downy.
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#507724 - 04/28/11 05:29 PM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: RyanKnox]
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
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I don't get wood...It's actualy quite common lol Post corrected dumb ass.
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#507750 - 04/28/11 07:14 PM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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Don't run away from your softness. It's the key to your brand.
My brand? You must be referring to my patented taint moisturizer. It smooths, softens and refreshes...if you like I can send you some. We offer the special Gia Jordan shaped loofa head, perfect for massaging the prostate..
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#507754 - 04/28/11 07:34 PM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: backdoorman]
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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Wow Limpdick, I guess I shouldnt be suprisedyou being a broke limpdick and all, . Look at what you'll do ON FILM for money, I can't imagine that there is anything you wouldn't do off camera for a little meth change. Even fucking the corpse of a 67 year old mom-o-mine. I would say you should have gotten her in her 40's, she was still a looker. I mean, that's when I fucked her. But then again, you can't get wood for real, live women.
Even my dead mother wouldn't fuck you limp dick. She'd crack off a finger bone and rub her boney, wormy vagina rather than play with a wet baby's sock, better known as your mini-chode.
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You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?
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#507760 - 04/28/11 08:31 PM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: backdoorman]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I thought she gagged on cock after every meal and had a laxative addiction.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#507763 - 04/28/11 09:00 PM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: backdoorman]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Knox's parents have been done with him for a while. A couple of years ago the real Luke wrote that he was living off his grandparents largesse.
BTW, his parents should be done with him- at some point, usually around 18, you are no longer Momma's problem.
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#508225 - 04/29/11 01:07 AM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: Bornyo]
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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A couple of years ago the real Luke wrote that he was living off his grandparents largesse.
Interesting side note: The real Luke hasn't actualy written about porn in almost 5 years now but I'm sure it's a good read..
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#508243 - 04/29/11 01:11 AM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: backdoorman]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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quiet jew.
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#521398 - 06/18/11 01:17 AM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: backdoorman]
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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Gia appears about :40 into this, she's looking good.
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#521405 - 06/18/11 05:36 AM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: Claude Goddard]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Gia appears about :40 into this, she's looking good. I barely made it to the 40 second mark, these guys have finally put the death nail in the "awkward, over the top, stop pause comedy" made famous (or infamous) by Micheal Cera and his kind. I love the comment made under the link of "does Gia Jordan have a hearing problem?" without a hint of sarcasm. (shakes head)
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#521421 - 06/18/11 08:47 AM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: backdoorman]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Love the look on her face. "Fuck, it's cypher. Where's my rape whistle?".
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#521444 - 06/18/11 05:12 PM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: drained]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Love the look on her face. "Fuck, it's cypher. Where's my rape whistle?". hey what the fuck barry?. really?. i just want to have her baby. is that weird?. Oh, my time. It's gone now that I watched the two guys with their few clips on Youtube. The result: Dana DeArmond does not have anything interesting to offer at all. Andy San Dimas isn't good at pretending to be hip. Lexi Belle seems nice or a good enough faker. Rot in hell. wait... you're telling me that on top of gia jordan being showcased in that video that daner makes an appearance?. at what time?. hook a n*gga up.
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#521475 - 06/19/11 09:32 AM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: backdoorman]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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i just want to have her baby. is that weird?.- Lou
What kind of baby do you have after being ass mauled with a big dildo ? A rubber bloody turd ?????
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#521479 - 06/19/11 10:02 AM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: LouCypher]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Love the look on her face. "Fuck, it's cypher. Where's my rape whistle?". hey what the fuck barry?. really?. i just want to have her baby. is that weird? I needed a name. I knew, or at least hoped, you'd see the humor.
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#521498 - 06/19/11 01:34 PM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: backdoorman]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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i just want to have her baby. is that weird?.- Lou
What kind of baby do you have after being ass mauled with a big dildo ? A rubber bloody turd ????? hopefully one that knows how to use the quote function...
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