If you're a troll, you're not very good at it, so fuck you.

If not, if your tale is true as you tell it, the only advice is to run, not walk. Things will never, ever, be the same. At some point when you're on the losing end of the arguement, you'll call her a whore. If she decides she's not getting the attention she deserves, she'll put an ad on BP. Even if she doesn't, you'll always wonder. It's bad news all around, and the best thing you can do is bail now, before she brings home a bouncing baby case of herpes.