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#505474 - 04/11/11 02:58 PM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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hes returned in all his limp glory.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#505475 - 04/11/11 06:54 PM
Re: Where's Gia
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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Do not concern yourselves with Gia Whoredan. She will no doubt resurface like the festering herp scab that she is. I did...
ryan you fucken bottom bitch...its just not in the script for you to resurface. keep your guttural rumblings aimed directly at floor, skidmark.
...As will her Staph members lol
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#505476 - 04/11/11 07:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Rancid broccoli spill, aisle one.
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#505477 - 04/12/11 12:05 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I title this Breakfast at Sam Ash.
This is the ugliest guitar in the world. Forgot what brand, but there it was hanging in the cheapo isle face down for all the world to see it's faux Gucci markings. I picture a total barbie looking porn chick playing this. The kind that rolls a Bentley and blasts Lil Wayne at valet. But anyway, this is my latest pic. Shot 3 days ago. Cuz you people asked.
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#505479 - 04/12/11 12:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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what no tits?
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#505480 - 04/12/11 02:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I'm still confused by the Gucci on the guitar back -real or fake, it's just dumb and hideous.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#505481 - 04/12/11 06:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Who's the dude taking the pic ?
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#505484 - 04/12/11 12:47 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/04/11
Posts: 183
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That guitar is still 100 times more tasteful than the Louis Vuiton Hummer I saw about a month ago in Vegas. Just covered in the "LV" symbol. Can't remember when I wanted to throw a rock so fucking bad!
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So, uh, what are trying to tell me here, little man, that you don't like Zep?
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#505486 - 04/12/11 02:33 PM
Re: Where's Gia
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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Rancid broccoli spill, aisle one.
Oh Snap. Original.
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#505490 - 04/12/11 06:18 PM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Much like turds and and dead fish, Ryan will always resurface.
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#505495 - 04/12/11 07:26 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/04/11
Posts: 183
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Ya know what would be cool? A whole Hummer that was painted just like that.
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So, uh, what are trying to tell me here, little man, that you don't like Zep?
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#505498 - 04/13/11 04:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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^^^Cool urban art installation!
Actually, I only have maybe 7 pairs of shoes. I don't like owning a lot of stuff and I hate the feeling of clutter. I get rid of old things when I get new things.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#505499 - 04/13/11 04:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Please teach me mistress !  My house is like Sanford and son on speed ! Clutter mania !
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#506336 - 04/14/11 03:15 PM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Please teach me mistress ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> My house is like Sanford and son on speed ! Clutter mania ! I think I can top you. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/egypt.gif" alt="" /> I hope you don't mean that pornobiblically !!!!! Where are the old gremlins. All I see are the ones above on my reply.
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#506376 - 04/14/11 06:49 PM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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That just might hold Gias shoe collection ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> By the way, this thread is about her and not Mr. Knox. Back on track peckerheads ! bleh! i saw that in Paris in 2004
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#506383 - 04/14/11 07:18 PM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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bleh! i saw that in Paris in 2004 Interesting .... I saw THIS in Paris in 2004 ... 
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#506398 - 04/15/11 12:46 AM
Re: Where's Gia
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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posting a 5 year old picture of me Any pics of Ryan having even a semi-boner are at least that old. Why won't this forum go down on me? I can't be the only one who's awe struck by my own posts..
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#506436 - 04/15/11 01:38 PM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Why won't this forum go down on me? Because it isn't a drug-addicted over-the-hill prolapsed-bungholed whore with no other options. Even if it was, you couldn't afford to pay it.
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#506440 - 04/15/11 02:29 PM
Re: Where's Gia
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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Becuzz Ryan Porter got puked on by a horde of Chatsworth hookers...oopsie, I means to say "reverse bukkaked on."
Senor Porter, tell us about your family. I've never been puked on you idiot. If you're not gonna go down than i'm not interested. This isn't creepo day at camp stupid...
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#506443 - 04/15/11 02:40 PM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Gia's got a career and other interesting things to do other than pander to an impotent submissive looking to get abuse without paying a dom.
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#506447 - 04/15/11 03:37 PM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Got anything better to do than defend the honor of a used out 40+ Pakistani Whoreface? A whole bunch of things ... which is mostly why I haven't been here in like 1/2 a year. I've been known to pull on Gia's pigtail. And, Gia's been known to smash my balls. This isn't about protecting Gia. It's a fundamental duty of each and every XPT poster: Stepping on worthless parasites like you. ::SQUISH!!::
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#506491 - 04/16/11 02:51 AM
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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you mean wog.
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I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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#506619 - 04/17/11 02:51 PM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: RyanKnox]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 402
Loc: Philly. PA
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Becuzz Ryan Porter got puked on by a horde of Chatsworth hookers...oopsie, I means to say "reverse bukkaked on."
Senor Porter, tell us about your family. I've never been puked on you idiot. If you're not gonna go down than i'm not interested. This isn't creepo day at camp stupid... ZOMG! Ryan, you are correct. Those two fat, disgusting hookers they found on Nordhoff St. urinated on your head and face. You vomited on yourself. My mistake, I stand corrected. And sorry, I don't know what, "If you're not gonna go down than i'm not interested." means. Are you asking me to blow you? Sorry, Mike don't roll that way, not even in prison. I also recall you like to get fucked in the ass by various whores, but I ain't gonna do that either. Just go ahead and OD on meth, or let the Army sniper corps use your broccoli tattoo for target practice.
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#506694 - 04/18/11 07:34 AM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: backdoorman]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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You fukkers are gaying up the thread. That's Cumstain's job.
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#507488 - 04/25/11 09:32 PM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: backdoorman]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Go with reality....the latter !
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#507492 - 04/25/11 10:57 PM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: backdoorman]
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Find a happy medium. Don't treat her like crap but don't kiss her ass either. If you feel the need to be complimentary then make them depreciating compliments of some sort. Gia is the type of chick that doesn't respect or believe a guy who is too nice to her, at least at first.
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