What an idiot. First rule in today's climate: stay the fuck away from co-workers, especially when you're in a position higher than them. As much as it pains me to have passed up the potential nooner, I'd rather not blow what I've got for that. Paying by the hour for your pussy is cheaper.

No coincidence that William Smith (nee Kennedy Smith) was just nailed yesterday for the same thing. I knew him when he was working out of the Merchandise Mart with some small do-gooder's group, Doctors Without Borders I think it was, trying to salvage his image. He's got enough cash and acumen to get off again (no pun intended), but he's a moron for getting himself into that position.