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#506438 - 04/15/11 01:50 PM
In reply to "Why the Forum Software was Upgraded"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Who are you, Steve?
And, what is your opinion of Lexi Belle?
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#506450 - 04/15/11 04:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
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and where are you hiding Tony? or his body?
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#506456 - 04/15/11 05:22 PM
Re: In reply to "Why the Forum Software was Upgraded"
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J.B.
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How do I shut off Conquistador and his posts? (1) Open the oven; (2) Turn on the gas; (30 Stick your head inside. Problem solved, for everyone.
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#506463 - 04/15/11 06:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
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actually, that would be cool if he was.
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#506467 - 04/15/11 09:23 PM
Re: In reply to "Why the Forum Software was Upgraded"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I figured Steve was a mope with a sword Jeff was scared to fire.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#506479 - 04/15/11 10:45 PM
Re: In reply to "Why the Forum Software was Upgraded"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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If Tony's gone does that mean that it's Steve's job to date, dump and publicly board fight the JM porn whores?
And, is he going to start his own thread of worthless skanks looking to trade humiliation on camera for drug money????
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#506494 - 04/16/11 05:20 AM
Re: In reply to "Why the Forum Software was Upgraded"
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J.B.
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Scuttlebutt on the street is that Malice moved on to better pastures. what would be better than working at JM I don't know :bananacream: Scuttlebutt on the street is that this is Steve's first porn venture of any stripe. Steve: I appreciate you jumping into the deep end of the pool your first time out, but get on enabling attachments. We NEED whore pics. Thanks.
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#506496 - 04/16/11 06:18 AM
Re: In reply to "Why the Forum Software was Upgraded"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
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If Malice is gone, is Donkey once again fair game?
Would Steve mind if Donkey posted his cell #? I need a direct line of communication to the higher ups.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#506498 - 04/16/11 06:37 AM
Re: In reply to "Why the Forum Software was Upgraded"
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/21/08
Posts: 173
Loc: 1401 Wilson Boulevard, Rosslyn
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Isn't there a decent freeware board software that would do the job? I notice a lot of boards go with vBulletin or the like. Heh. You know who else uses vBulletin? Do you really want to emulate him?
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#506504 - 04/16/11 07:30 AM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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he should have to start with padova and work his way up.
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#506527 - 04/16/11 11:38 AM
Re: In reply to "Why the Forum Software was Upgraded"
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J.B.
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Shit, the :drunky: Graemlin is gone as well?
Somebody sit Steve down with a brief history of XPT already.
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#506529 - 04/16/11 12:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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Edited by have2cit (04/16/11 12:31 PM)
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#506537 - 04/16/11 01:28 PM
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J.B.
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I understand that the XPT server functions better now. And it's performance would be even better if Steve held Brendan Irons' head over the air fan intake, slit his throat, and let the herpes blood coat all the microchips.
Do it, Brendan. If the vibe was suicide you would push the button. But If you're bowing down, then let me do the cuttin' Ron, I'm trying to get Brandan to take one for the team, so that the human gene pool is less shallow. Any suggestion of how I can get the twerp to listen to me? For starters, you could all clean out your inboxes so we can send PMs. This new forum software has resurrected every last PM everyone's ever sent or received. Do that, and then we can get down to business.
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#506541 - 04/16/11 02:02 PM
Re: In reply to "Why the Forum Software was Upgraded"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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he should have to start with padova and work his way up. Or down, depending on your opinion.
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#506680 - 04/18/11 02:54 AM
Re: In reply to "Why the Forum Software was Upgraded"
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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All i know is this new site makes me want to say r.i.p. xpt.
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Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone
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#506683 - 04/18/11 03:12 AM
Re: In reply to "Why the Forum Software was Upgraded"
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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THIS NEW DESIGN IS THE WORST MAKE-OVER EVER.
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Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone
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#506710 - 04/18/11 12:04 PM
Re: In reply to "Why the Forum Software was Upgraded"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Nah, Charin emails Malice an itinerary for his next Rape Bus Tour, and Tony drives ahead to pre-dig shallow graves. He gets paid in transistors and insulin.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#506714 - 04/18/11 01:05 PM
Re: In reply to "Why the Forum Software was Upgraded"
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I'm the Guy!
Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/25/11
Posts: 58
Loc: Chatsworth, CA
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Jigaloo...I saw the broken image in your post and started working on fixing it but quickly realized it is a bad link on another server File Attachments are now working fine!! Turns out I could have been tweaking the Control Panel until blue in the face...I needed to telnet in and change some unix permissions.
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#506718 - 04/18/11 02:31 PM
Re: In reply to "Why the Forum Software was Upgraded"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I don't know who you are, I'm new around here but if you are so unhappy here, I'm sure I can figure out how to make you disappear. So far I like you, Steve!
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#506723 - 04/18/11 02:43 PM
Re: In reply to "Why the Forum Software was Upgraded"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
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In reply to "Cum Stains"...do you have anything productive for me to address or are you just one of those dark cloud kind of guys? I don't know who you are, I'm new around here but if you are so unhappy here, I'm sure I can figure out how to make you disappear.
just a heads up boss. we're not used to having an admin that gives a fuck or even reads what gets posted here. just sayin. theres a decent crew here and they all give a fuck...you'll see. we all know you're working on it. well most of us. plus, threatening bans based on forum criticism just doesn't play here. cumstains is an openly gay dude posting on a throatfuck bukkake board. get creative, hurt some feelings, then ban.
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#506737 - 04/18/11 03:20 PM
Re: In reply to "Why the Forum Software was Upgraded"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Cumstains = disgruntled queen. Usually a decent enough poster though.
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#506772 - 04/18/11 10:11 PM
Re: In reply to "Why the Forum Software was Upgraded"
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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Yep, this board is so awesome that even me the openly gay dude calls this place HOME. I care. We care. first question, why the format change?
honestly i'd, and all of us, would really like the original way back. not just for traditions sake. but it honestly the layout was nice and looked like no other message board out there, easy to navigate, and just plain out made sense.
please please pretty please change it back.
if not, here's some ideas...
*the option to have a sig should be in the 'my stuff' section where you set up your profile. you either have a sig or you don't. none of this depending on what thread business.
*BRING BACK THE GRAEMLINS
*continue the tattood whores of tony malice's office thread
*just have a reply, quote, notify, email post. no need for quick reply, quick quote.
*fit more thread per page like the original way before
*the colors are too monochromatic here. vary it so i don't get river blindness
*please bring back the 'who's online'
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Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone
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#506774 - 04/18/11 10:42 PM
Re: In reply to "Why the Forum Software was Upgraded"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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Degenerate Queer Eye for the Degenerate Straight guy. I agree.....
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#506788 - 04/19/11 01:17 AM
Re: In reply to "Why the Forum Software was Upgraded"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Steve,
Let's get to know you. Curious...what did you do before JM? Are you from porn or are you a civilian? How'd you here about a computer tech job for a company that shoots violent throat fucking and bukkakes? Is the 'I hate' list still on the board in Tony's office? Or who do you hate in porn so far? Do you get to interview the whores when the agents bring them for go-sees? What's the C stand for? Do you like Jim Lane's band?
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#506810 - 04/19/11 06:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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steve, do you frequent other message boards as a poster? message boards in general; i don't necessarily mean porn ones.
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#506826 - 04/19/11 12:45 PM
Re: In reply to "Why the Forum Software was Upgraded"
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Porn Jesus
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Steve, good job on the pics. I like them.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#506836 - 04/19/11 01:33 PM
Re: In reply to "Why the Forum Software was Upgraded"
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I'm the Guy!
Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/25/11
Posts: 58
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This is good info...I can work with suggestions!! * I'm pretty sure signatures are working. * I found the old Graemlins and put them in the correct folder but system wants me to import/give names one-by-one I did a test to see I CAN indeed add them one-by-one. I will get to it but I've been spending too much time here and getting behind in my normal responsibilities around the office. * Who's Online is on the bottom right...maybe it wasn't when you wrote this
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#506837 - 04/19/11 01:38 PM
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I'm the Guy!
Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/25/11
Posts: 58
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>>>steve, do you frequent other message boards as a poster? message boards in general; i don't necessarily mean porn ones. Tricky...trying to find out what makes me tick (testing out some of the new Graemlins)
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#506839 - 04/19/11 01:44 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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steve...i'm sure is probably already been said but thanks for getting rid of the seizure inducing flashing gifs over there-->
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#506841 - 04/19/11 01:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
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>>>steve, do you frequent other message boards as a poster? message boards in general; i don't necessarily mean porn ones. Tricky...trying to find out what makes me tick (testing out some of the new Graemlins) Steve, she is a sucker for a man with power.
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#506842 - 04/19/11 01:58 PM
Re: In reply to "Why the Forum Software was Upgraded"
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I'm the Guy!
Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/25/11
Posts: 58
Loc: Chatsworth, CA
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Let's get to know you. Curious...what did you do before JM? I've been making (producing) adult fetish movies since 1994 but have ALWAYS been a computer geek. Heck, I was president of the Los Angeles Atari Computer Group in the '70s and never looked back. Are you from porn or are you a civilian? I had my first Adult web site up before Yahoo How'd you hear about a computer tech job for a company that shoots violent throat fucking and bukkakes? Actually, a girl I shot many movies with used to work here Is the 'I hate' list still on the board in Tony's office? Yup...I wondered what that was...have you been here?? Why is there a Heart next to David Stanley?? Or who do you hate in porn so far? Johnni Black (made her cry the last time I saw her)...I typically get along with people generally. Do you get to interview the whores when the agents bring them for go-sees? Someone's got to do it What's the C stand for? If I told you that, you would Google the fuck out of me and know Way too much about me. Don't you think a little mystery is more fun? Do you like Jim Lane's band? I didn't know he had a band...I really like that guy, totally reminds me of Ben Stiller.
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#506847 - 04/19/11 02:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"Is the 'I hate' list still on the board in Tony's office? Yup...I wondered what that was...have you been here?? Why is there a Heart next to David Stanley??" Since you don't know who Gia is, I'll fill you in on the important stuff. Yep, that sums it up.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#506854 - 04/19/11 02:36 PM
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that really is a great place to start...and finish.
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#506857 - 04/19/11 02:54 PM
Re: In reply to "Why the Forum Software was Upgraded"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Well to be honest, she's now older, paler, and skinnier.
Someone post a good anal gape clip of Baby G for the newbie.
You really should take a few hours of your free time, get your self a 12 pack, fifth, or doobie (whatever your pleasure is) and read through some of the past around here. You'll be entertained and disgusted. Someone with a better knowledge than me should maybe start a thread of required reading for you. Me, I suggest searching Jet Tits, and threads involving Bree Olsen's Chair Leg.
After your 30 day probation period, we'll test you on the history, in order to see if you are worth to attempt some Feats of Strength.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#506861 - 04/19/11 03:20 PM
Re: In reply to "Why the Forum Software was Upgraded"
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Review Forum issues have been fixed but I can't help you with the Gag Factor thing. assign chuck low priority status. he needs work on his impulse control anyways so you're doing him a favor.
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#506864 - 04/19/11 03:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
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I can't help you with the Gag Factor thing. You sound like a Dayton street walker.
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#506884 - 04/19/11 07:54 PM
Re: In reply to "Why the Forum Software was Upgraded"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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Have things changed? I thought all girls who were mods had to have fucked Jeff, his significant cumbucket of the day or the Admin. Have we lost all trace of customs and standards? Or is Gia GILFed in from fucking Tony??
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#506888 - 04/19/11 08:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Are you sure THAT is really the girl on this Forum?? Hey, I've heard stories of worse things happening as far as deception.
It's either her or Malice. Reading at all the old messages I didn't know were in my PM box, I hope it is really her.
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